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Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 08:41:25 No.1740387 View View Reply Original Report

/out/door nudity
Let's get one of these threads going
Share advice, share stories, discuss whether it's degenerate or not, etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 09:08:57 No.1740395 Report

Quoted By: >>1740413 >>1740715 >>1747069

Take your fetish somewhere else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 09:46:26 No.1740413 Report

Quoted By: >>1740414 >>1740417 >>1740466 >>1740715 >>1740844 >>1744278 >>1745089 >>1747069 >>1753057 >>1758682

>>1740395
t. mutt

it is perfectly normal to be nude, only mutts have mentality that naturism = sexual/fetishism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 09:51:33 No.1740414 Report

Quoted By: >>1740487

>>1740413
You posted a woman with her ass and tits out; there's no way of hiding the fact that you're a coomer. You're like an exhibitionist who can't leave his house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 09:57:28 No.1740417 Report

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>>1740413
It is normal to be nude, and not need to make a thread about it
But, unlike the other poster, your fetish does not offend me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 10:31:33 No.1740439 Report

Quoted By: >>1740473 >>1761677

Was friends with a girl who ended up going full hippie. Whilst travelling in Australia I met up with her and she dragged me along to some big hippie event. Pretty much everyone was getting naked but I refused. Nearly got into a fight with about 5 different guys. The most narcissistic and obnoxious people on Earth. Not to mention small dicks. Never saw the girl again. Last I heard of her she was posting full frontal pics on Facebook along with overt Marxist sentiments. Oh well.

/story

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 11:26:40 No.1740466 Report

Quoted By: >>1740488

>>1740413
>it is perfectly normal to be nude
You're about 100000 years late.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 11:58:23 No.1740473 Report

Quoted By: >>1740475 >>1740478

>>1740439
the guys were gonna fight you for not taking your clothes off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 12:00:29 No.1740475 Report

Quoted By: >>1740477 >>1753128

>>1740473
Anon probably just being a prick said something offensive or rude and triest to paint the situation like everyone got mad at him for no reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 12:11:10 No.1740477 Report

Quoted By: >>1740508

>>1740475
>Anon probably just being a prick
Probably not. They were PROBABLY being condescending, snarky, elitist, closet homos and he got defensive and escalated instead of empathizing like a cuck. Good call based non-closet homo, naked ass kicker!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 12:12:21 No.1740478 Report

Quoted By: >>1740872 >>1759349

>>1740473

No not for that. But because I don't have dreadlocks or feathers in my hair and shit pierced in my face, they assumed I was less spiritually and culturally enlightened as them and looked down on me. They are actually the most superficial people you can find.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 12:15:54 No.1740483 Report

Quoted By: >>1740509 >>1744888 >>1755005 >>1757426 >>1760039 >>1761101

>>1740387
This shit again, there's fuck all to discuss about being naked outdoors.

>Advice
Be remote, remove clothes, sunscreen

>Share stories
Made up story about pretty girls getting naked innawoods

>Discuss degeneracy
"Cover up your shame you fucking savage"
vs
"Muh human body natural like weed maan"

Going nude innawoods is about as exciting a topic as crosdressing innawoods or bringing a gameboy. That said though, the outdoor nudity threads on /s/ make my day every time.

Also has anyone got tips on removing ticks from thick pubes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 12:25:46 No.1740487 Report

Quoted By: >>1740866 >>1743582 >>1744089 >>1744203

>>1740414
if a naked girl, not even doing anything provocative, is inherently sexual for you, then I'm afraid you are the coomer here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 12:27:06 No.1740488 Report

Quoted By: >>1757578

>>1740466
this. plus op we are all naked under our clothes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 12:30:55 No.1740491 Report

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>>1740387
unsaucable pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 13:20:43 No.1740508 Report

Quoted By: >>1741997

>>1740477
>anonymous was more likely a good guy instead of a total dildo
anon..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 13:22:00 No.1740509 Report

Quoted By: >>1740514 >>1740524 >>1740531 >>1741776 >>1745890

>>1740483
>ticks in thick pubeage
squirt a dollop of nair in your hand, gently massage into affected area
whilst keeping an eye on the tick at all times, slowly pick up a can of areosol, deoderant works great
now with the other hand, using the same cautious movements, pick up a lighter
combine the lighter with the areosol and burn the nair cream until the tick pops or you are visibly smooth and hairless, whichever is achieved first
if you a smooth and hairless before confirmation of the ticks defeat, use the flat of your hand to caress yourself, if you find the tick, defeat it in unarmed combat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 13:28:05 No.1740514 Report

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>>1740509
10/10 post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 13:45:48 No.1740524 Report

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>>1740509
Thanks, I take back what I said about nudity threads being lame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 14:05:10 No.1740531 Report

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>>1740509
Tutorial on how to [spoiler:lit]cast hellfire[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 15:05:00 No.1740574 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740387
Isn't there a television show about this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 17:23:17 No.1740713 Report

Quoted By: >>1740769 >>1740842 >>1741968 >>1763795

How do I get my exgf's blonde pubes out of my fleece sleeping bag liner?
They persist after many machine washes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 17:26:20 No.1740715 Report

Quoted By: >>1741218 >>1747069

>>1740395
Cringe

>>1740413
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 18:28:24 No.1740769 Report

Quoted By: >>1740831

>>1740713
Post pics so we may better consult you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 19:28:50 No.1740831 Report

Quoted By: >>1740833 >>1740842

>>1740769
Best you'll get

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Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 19:29:59 No.1740833 Report

Quoted By: >>1740842 >>1740879

>>1740831

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Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 19:38:13 No.1740842 Report

Quoted By: >>1740845

>>1740831
>>1740833
>>1740713
Send it to Japan, I'm sure some retard will pick one by one with his teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 19:39:21 No.1740844 Report

Quoted By: >>1740882 >>1752955 >>1757199

>>1740413
mutt is the gayest thing you could possibly call someone kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 19:42:42 No.1740845 Report

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>>1740842
Lmao! I die every time I see this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 19:58:24 No.1740854 Report

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Lord! I just wanna scoop her up over my shouder and push her down onto a nice warm rock over in the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 20:17:20 No.1740866 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740487
And yet you'll start a new thread the second this one's over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 20:21:43 No.1740872 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740478
hippies are shitty people pretending to be godly.

>>1740387
I've never had the opportunity to do this because i've never been somewhere remote enough to do it safely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 20:27:11 No.1740879 Report

Quoted By: >>1741213

>>1740833
Ok now one of the source

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Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 20:28:46 No.1740882 Report

Quoted By: >>1740936

>>1740844
t. mutt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 21:39:34 No.1740936 Report

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>>1740882
>implying a mutt is smart enough to tie a noose without google

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Apr 2020 04:37:57 No.1741213 Report

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>>1740879
Don't have any anymore, never really had but a few to begin with since I had a flip phone back then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Apr 2020 04:49:24 No.1741218 Report

Quoted By: >>1744742

>>1740715
No youre a degenerate

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Anonymous Wed 22 Apr 2020 05:02:14 No.1741225 Report

Quoted By: >>1759960

I mean I was once naked roaming around in a state park on coke and acid if that counts

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Anonymous Wed 22 Apr 2020 23:32:01 No.1741776 Report

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>>1740509
thanks anon, i'm 100% sure this will work with no drawbacks whatsoever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Apr 2020 03:40:28 No.1741967 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740387
Reee get your naked exposed unwashed ass hole off my sleeping bag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Apr 2020 03:41:31 No.1741968 Report

Quoted By: >>1741998 >>1758580

>>1740713
>blonde pubes
Gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Apr 2020 03:45:48 No.1741971 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740387
degenerate unless you're swimming

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Apr 2020 04:29:24 No.1741997 Report

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>>1740508
>anonymous was more likely a good guy instead of a total dildo
>defensive and escalating == cool
Ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Apr 2020 04:34:54 No.1741998 Report

Quoted By:

>>1741968
You can have them she-slants

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Apr 2020 06:40:10 No.1742048 Report

Quoted By: >>1744284 >>1749214

TIL /out/ is a bunch of REI larpers who don’t like their own bodies enough to be naked in front of squirrels.

What is the hang up? Don’t you realize this is your natural form?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2020 15:44:21 No.1743314 Report

Quoted By: >>1743332 >>1744292

>>1740387
One time I went hiking along a beach and there were old naked men to my left. I didn't know why they were nude, until I came across this sign on my way back. I think I saw a chick with a middle aged dude but I was too afraid to cop a look. Maybe I'll come back with a telescope. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2020 16:20:04 No.1743326 Report

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>>1740387
I suppose on some degree it is the way we are meant to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2020 16:24:49 No.1743329 Report

Quoted By: >>1743694 >>1761090 >>1761128

>>1740387
God this makes me wanna go camping nude with my gf
And by camping I mean setting up a tent in the middle of nowhere and fucking for an entire weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2020 16:26:52 No.1743332 Report

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>>1743314
That doesn't look dodgy at all lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2020 20:36:05 No.1743582 Report

Quoted By: >>1743738

>>1740487
Quite the opposite. I've coomed so much that a picture of a woman's side boobs and a bit of her ass does NOTHING for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Apr 2020 23:31:18 No.1743694 Report

Quoted By:

>>1743329
>Pitch a tent
>while pitching a tent
Never change /out/, never change

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 00:31:03 No.1743738 Report

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>>1743582
I coom every day and the OP's pic makes me want to coom some more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 12:43:44 No.1744086 Report

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>>1740387
Saged and reported
Maybe you can go jack off in your tent during your 3 day ban faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 12:47:27 No.1744089 Report

Quoted By: >>1744150 >>1751222

>>1740487
>if a naked girl, not even doing anything provocative, is inherently sexual for you, then I'm afraid you are the coomer here
You are a certified and confirmed Coomer. When the natural male sees a woman even clothed and he has been fap free for 100's of days the raging boner is as strong as steel. Quit jacking off in public places to feel the void in your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 14:24:42 No.1744150 Report

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>>1744089
t. coomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 14:51:26 No.1744169 Report

Quoted By: >>1744275 >>1744292

So nudity isn't inherently sexual BUT sexualizing it is good because sex is good and all you asshats screaming about "coomers" just seriously need to get some pleasure in your life and toss off this fascist repressive bullshit that equates misery instead of joy with strength

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 15:22:58 No.1744203 Report

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>>1740487
Today, i learned im a coomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 16:43:37 No.1744275 Report

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>>1744169
>If I can’t coom you’re a facist
Sex is god and all that shit, huh degenerate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 16:47:52 No.1744278 Report

Quoted By: >>1751222

>>1740413
Funny how these pictures of nudity while it are always attractive girls. Almost like it is a fetish and you couldn't give a shit about being "natural".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 16:52:55 No.1744284 Report

Quoted By: >>1744306 >>1749578

>>1742048
Most of /out/ is pro nudity, is the leaking /k/retins and religious cucks who are against and loud that gives you that impression.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 17:00:28 No.1744292 Report

Quoted By: >>1749611

>>1744169
>fascist

>>1743314
It was your first time on a beach?
On the late 90s and early 2000s it used to be women that were going to more discreat beaches so they could be nude and left in peace (full nudity - topless was common everywhere), since then men took over and now is mostly middle to older aged dudes tanning the balls, every season and during every walk down the beach you can see them by the hundreds. Specially Germans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 17:16:40 No.1744306 Report

Quoted By: >>1744337

>>1744284
The real problem is not nudity it's that every person who promotes it is some kind of creep. You, op, several other replies including the Anon you replied to are trying to promote, guilt, shame, and use social pressure to get people naked because you're perverts. It's not a big deal for normal people who have/had normal relationships. You people on the other hand are off.
> /k/, religious
You forget to whine about /pol/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 17:43:06 No.1744337 Report

Quoted By: >>1754978

>>1744306
> is the leaking /k/retins and religious cucks
Learn to read, it doesn't say they're the same group. /k/retins equate nudity and everything they don't like with hippies, it's easy to detect them(you). Not surprising from a board of closet homos and mentally impaired people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 19:00:17 No.1744399 Report

Quoted By: >>1744455 >>1757433

>>1740387
This is not a porn board, take your jerk off fantasies elsewhere.

Nudity is fine. Nudity in nature is fine if thats what you are into. But lets be real, humans wear clothes because we are vulnerable naked apes. Its not pleasant to be nude in nature for any significant period of time. You will be sunburnt and bit by bugs. Even tent sex isn’t pleasant because you don’t have much comfort and you almost always would have spent most of your energy that day on other outdoor activities. You cooming larpers need to be quarantined to the porn boards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 19:49:27 No.1744455 Report

Quoted By: >>1744578

>>1744399
>Even tent sex isn’t pleasant
You're gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 20:47:47 No.1744515 Report

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lmao at all the seething fatties itt
too insecure to display your ugly fat bodies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Apr 2020 21:51:14 No.1744578 Report

Quoted By: >>1744751 >>1744779

>>1744455
What is pleasant about a small cramped tent with inadequate airflow and nothing comfortable to absorb the force of your movements? I’ve had quiet a lot of tent sex, its not particularly enjoyable beyond the novelty of it. I’d rather just bend a girl over and fuck her while we are standing up or against a tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 01:35:48 No.1744742 Report

Quoted By:

>>1741218
you're

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 01:39:40 No.1744751 Report

Quoted By:

>>1744578
>absorb the force of your movements
Ok fatty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 02:16:57 No.1744779 Report

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>>1744578
>girl
I can see why you types wouldn't like it due to the lack of hygiene amenities tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 06:25:06 No.1744888 Report

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>>1740483
>Also has anyone got tips on removing ticks from thick pubes?
Shave one side, light the other on fire. Then stab it with an ice pick as it runs from the bush fire

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Anonymous Sun 26 Apr 2020 13:57:35 No.1745089 Report

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>>1740413

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 04:16:09 No.1745890 Report

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>>1740509
This is good advice

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Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 16:54:17 No.1746295 Report

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I don't see the problem with outdoor nudity. Even if it was someone's fetish (which I'm sure it is, but not for most people), what's wrong with it? It feels good on a hot summer day, it's convenient if you want to do some outdoor swimming on a hike, and it would probably help people have confidence in their bodies in the long run. I went to a nudist beach once and there are so many different body types that most people don't realize are just normal bodies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Apr 2020 23:44:59 No.1746702 Report

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anyone have that picture of the girl in the crop top and short shorts with the dog and the hat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2020 09:30:27 No.1747069 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740395
based
>>1740413
>>1740715
cringe
Ever hear of evolution? Why didn't op post an overweight girl in his picture? So many reasons why you're wrong. Have sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Apr 2020 09:58:27 No.1747079 Report

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>nudity thread
>ctrl f coomer: 7 matches

To be honest, I expected more retardness but I just got the right amount of retarded posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 02:17:24 No.1747841 Report

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great thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 17:50:17 No.1749193 Report

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>no pictures of nude ladies outside of OP
very lame coom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 18:13:40 No.1749214 Report

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>>1742048
>TIL
>Reddit spacing
Fuck off

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Anonymous Thu 30 Apr 2020 18:20:13 No.1749216 Report

Quoted By: >>1751194 >>1759956

>>1740387
wwwwwWWWWWiiiiiiIIIIIIIooooooOOOOOAAAAAWWWWW

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 02:08:34 No.1749578 Report

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>>1744284
>forgetting about /k/ libertarian fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 May 2020 02:43:15 No.1749611 Report

Quoted By: >>1757595

>>1744292
Can confirm. I did part of grad school in Germany and my bros and I would go to an old gravel quarry to swim and half the people were fully nude and no one blinked an eye. Naked chicks and bonfires and beer on a lake shore.... not the wurst times

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 May 2020 20:20:46 No.1751194 Report

Quoted By:

>>1749216
basado

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 May 2020 20:41:47 No.1751209 Report

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>>1740387
What's the point of nude hiking exactly? I could see barefoot hiking or nude swimming, but I am not sure what nude hiking has to offer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 May 2020 20:54:00 No.1751214 Report

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I've been a nudist for about 10 years now. Now that Summer is fast approaching I'll be sunbathing, gardening naked and going to nude beaches for the foreseeable future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 May 2020 21:13:09 No.1751222 Report

Quoted By:

>>1744278
attractive = healthy = natural

>>1744089
>When [you] sees a woman even clothed and he has been fap free for 100's of days
You're a failure. Why aren't you married?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 04:05:40 No.1752699 Report

Quoted By: >>1765059

Camped out in Alaska in 2017. It was near a little settlement near Kasilof and the people were very friendly, so they told me that everytime i keep them clean, i can use the outdoor shower and toilet.
The toilet part was nothing worth mentioning, just neat to have.
But let me tell you about that shower! With the flick of the switch the gas heating system was turned on and i had hot water. An there, inside this little wooden cubical i was warm while soft winds blew on my hair and i could gaze upon the lush green forest around, the close sea and the snowy mountains in the distance. It was like experiencing nirvana with every breath of clean oxygen rich air.
One of the best experiences of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 10:41:46 No.1752955 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740844
Mutt is mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 15:13:50 No.1753057 Report

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>>1740413
Funny thing is you’ve never seen anyone naked in person yet you’re saying that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 16:44:58 No.1753128 Report

Quoted By: >>1753131

>>1740475
I've never seen a more aggressive retard than a drunk 130 pound manlet at a hipster house party and I bet the shitheads at hippie gatherings are about the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 16:54:18 No.1753131 Report

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>>1753128
It happened because they were Australians not because they were hippies. I stopped going to bars when I was in Australia because they're so annoying when they drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 18:20:11 No.1753222 Report

Quoted By: >>1753319

>>1740387
I love getting naked in the woods. Couple of summers ago I was at the nord house sand dunes in Michigan. Just walking around nude and no one saw me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 19:47:28 No.1753319 Report

Quoted By: >>1753325

>>1740387
>>1753222
What would you do if someone had seen you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 19:57:21 No.1753325 Report

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>>1753319
It doesn't bother me if people see me naked. It's happened a couple times and we usually have a chuckle about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2020 03:51:25 No.1754973 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2020 04:08:45 No.1754978 Report

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>>1744337
So you didn't forget, just waiting. You seriously need to get a life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2020 04:54:37 No.1755005 Report

Quoted By: >>1755355

>>1740483
>bringing a gameboy
Best /v/idya for innawoods?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2020 08:55:37 No.1755113 Report

Quoted By: >>1757052 >>1757053

Brainless shitflinging aside, how do you do this without getting eaten by mosquitoes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2020 16:18:28 No.1755355 Report

Quoted By: >>1757449

>>1755005
Gameboy advance SP. It folds so the screen us unlikely to get scratched while still maintaining that old school nintedo durability on the shell. It could also double as a bad flashlight with the frontlight it has.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 May 2020 16:53:20 No.1755379 Report

Quoted By: >>1757060 >>1758442

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:37:46 No.1757022 Report

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Page 10 save.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:47:43 No.1757052 Report

Quoted By: >>1757058

>>1755113
Protip: You don’t. This thread is full of larpers. Very few places in this world are blessed with weather that would permit outdoor nudity without having the associated insect populations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:55:37 No.1757053 Report

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>>1755113
Bug spray.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 06:09:01 No.1757058 Report

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>>1757052
Shoulder seasons, nigger

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 06:14:59 No.1757060 Report

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>>1740387
best sex I ever had was in the australian outback, camping in a desert no one else for 100's of miles cloudless starry night we were both butt naked next to a campfire was fucking in this position >>1755379
never busted a nut so hard in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 09:08:24 No.1757127 Report

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I was jerking off in the woods once when I was younger and some chinese guy walked past all quite with his dog

embarrassing times

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:41:09 No.1757199 Report

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>>1740844
Fucking mutt kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 17:12:51 No.1757426 Report

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>>1740483
nail clippers and gently pull upward, also a tick removal tool can be easily made

if nothing else, use a small and strong stick to pry the little fcker up, split the tip like a fork with a slope on it and pry him up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 17:16:19 No.1757433 Report

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>>1744399
>its not pleasant to be nude in nature

guess again

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 17:25:56 No.1757449 Report

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>>1755355
>Gameboy advance SP
Mine just died. Am sad about it. Replacing it with a modded gb pocket. We’ll see how this goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:18:49 No.1757578 Report

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>>1740488
Slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:30:22 No.1757585 Report

Quoted By: >>1757664 >>1758434

>>1740387
Imagine the smell. Pee from her vangaina is soaking in the sleeping bag insulation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:38:42 No.1757595 Report

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>>1749611
Wurst. Meine freundr sie sind hilarisch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 20:34:57 No.1757664 Report

Quoted By:

>>1757585
...keep going

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:10:59 No.1758020 Report

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>this entire thread
Why are Germans like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 17:09:42 No.1758434 Report

Quoted By:

>>1757585
Don't forget all the shit particles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 17:20:19 No.1758442 Report

Quoted By:

>>1755379
Where is this from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 21:19:28 No.1758580 Report

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>>1741968
>thinks blonde pubes are gross
Nigs don't /out/ so why are you here exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 23:26:32 No.1758682 Report

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>>1740413
There are very few climates in the world that it is normal or safe to be nude. Whether its heat, cold or wind you want to protect your skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 00:19:00 No.1758726 Report

Quoted By: >>1758747 >>1759080

I once shared a room with a brittish girl in Berlin. Se was very outgoing, sleeping all day and leaving at evening, as I heard from her conversation with her french and polish girlfriends, that were sharing the rest of the apartment we rented, she went partying. She was good looking and all that stuff, but there was so much hair in the bathroom after she used it, literally everywhere. I had intentions to invite her in the cafe. But that hair was making me upset. But once, late in the morning(I rarely wake up early) I went to pee and saw her coming out of the bathroom, as long as there were two bathrooms, I loved the one that seemed comfier to me, with big toilet seat, huge bathtub and beautiful view from the window, so I instinctively walked in that bathroom, and the moment I did, terrible smell hit my nose, absolutely disgusting, can't even say that was the smell of her farts or poo, I was shocked and ran out coughing heavily, while hearing her giggle. I couldn't stand her since then, all my plans to become friends with her disappeared forever. How can a girl be that dirty and stinky? How one can live with such a being and making love with her? Or maybe it's only brittish girls are like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 00:44:47 No.1758747 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758726

DIE EWIGE ENGLANDERIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 11:13:46 No.1759036 Report

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>>1740387
Not necessarily nudity but I go commando and often cockring. Idk why.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 13:36:40 No.1759080 Report

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>>1758726
>virgin realizes girls fart
>I couldn't stand her since then, all my plans to become friends with her disappeared forever.

Probably that döner shart smell. Very greasy food, especially meat, has that effect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 May 2020 20:54:32 No.1759349 Report

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>>1740478
I agree with this, back when I smoked weed I encountered tons of hippies with their dumb genie trousers, dreadlocks and knitted shit. They'd talk about love and being a "good person" but they were some of the most two faced people I have ever met. Hippies are just junkies that want to pretend to be better than everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 04:57:43 No.1759715 Report

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imagine getting assblasted by nudity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 12:50:49 No.1759952 Report

Quoted By: >>1759994

>mfw this thread is debating if being sexually turned on by a naked woman is "coomer" or not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 12:53:21 No.1759956 Report

Quoted By:

>>1749216
bbbbbbbbbbbbbaaasssssseddd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 12:55:59 No.1759960 Report

Quoted By:

>>1741225
coke AND acid? sounds like a nightmarish combo. not sure why youd want to do a stim while tripping balls, sounds like a panic attack in the making

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:30:43 No.1759991 Report

Quoted By: >>1759995

Is it gay to skinny dip with another dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:38:02 No.1759994 Report

Quoted By:

>>1759952
The debate is whether posting a naked woman on a blue board in order to garner (you)s is coomer behavior or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:39:04 No.1759995 Report

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>>1759991
If you get a boner, yeah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:51:00 No.1760039 Report

Quoted By: >>1761057

>>1740483

That's not how a PPSH-41 works.

t. a concerned /k/ommando

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 16:51:39 No.1761057 Report

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>>1760039
Its from a post apocalyptuc scifi game called scythe. Its not actually a ppsh, just inspired by it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 17:17:29 No.1761087 Report

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I can't believe this thread is still living

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 17:20:58 No.1761090 Report

Quoted By:

>>1743329

shut up you fucking virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 17:22:46 No.1761093 Report

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No outdoor titty pics in a nudity thread. Fucking gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 17:28:39 No.1761101 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740483

this faggot ass cosplay photo

kys slav

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 18:00:05 No.1761128 Report

Quoted By:

>>1743329
And by girlfriend he means no one
And by fucking he means masturbating
And by tent he means his basement bedroom

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 May 2020 18:45:30 No.1761177 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740387
if you squint at this image it sort of looks like a cashew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 May 2020 05:06:42 No.1761677 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740439
Lol such a little bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2020 04:17:57 No.1763795 Report

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>>1740713
Vacuum cleaner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 May 2020 08:14:56 No.1765058 Report

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>>1740387
The only humans best allowed to remain nude in the open are those very beautiful, such as herself in the OP, or as an indigenous person where being naked is pre-established.

Else, it's a moot point.
>but no one will see you
It's the aesthetic reasoning behind doing it in the first place.
In fact, if you're ugly, it would be preferably that you streaked in public, because that's something gross people do anyways. Don't larp as fat Adam and uggo Eve while /out/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2020 08:23:47 No.1765059 Report

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>>1752699
Sounds great. I hope you cherish this experience everyday.

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