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Weird shit you do innawoods

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:34:30 No.17479 View View Reply Original Report

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Title says it. Strange shit you do when you're in the wilderness (doesn't have to be the woods)

>When I'm by myself going for a hike I like to pretend I'm an explorer on an alien world
>When I camp with a group I like camp slightly away from the group with only myself or my gf if she's with me
>I talk to inanimate objects

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:39:23 No.17516 Report

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I have never masturbated in the woods. Is that strange?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:45:08 No.17557 Report

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>>17516
it all depends, have you found a porno mag in the woods?

one time i found one and started jerking it, and i kept thinking i heard laughter. turns out there was a drunk hobo watching me masturbate and laughing. he was a pretty cool dude and shared his whiskey and tales of the hobo life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:45:35 No.17562 Report

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Take a shit, and don't flush...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:47:40 No.17573 Report

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I also think Im an explorer foreign lands. Also when im with a group, I always separate and venture off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:49:00 No.17587 Report

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>>17557
If that's true, that's pretty damn cool yet creepy.

sage

sage Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:49:23 No.17592 Report

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>>17479
>When I'm by myself going for a hike I like to pretend I'm an explorer on an alien world
I imagine this is pretty much how Stargate was filmed. A bunch of crazies walking round in woods and pretending to meet "aliens" who all looked exactly like humans and spoke English.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:49:33 No.17594 Report

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A bunch of dumb infantry shit. Like calling the sun "Bob", doing the prayer to the Rain Turtle, etc. etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:49:43 No.17595 Report

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In the winter when I was a kid I would always pretend I was on Hoth when exploring the snow covered open prairies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:52:21 No.17611 Report

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I don't really do anything strange other than shit and piss on random shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:54:23 No.17618 Report

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>>17479
Sometimes i take a tranq gun out into the woods and i look for deer. If i see any i will shoot them and put them to sleep, then i get up close and pet them, then i unzip my pants and pull out my Big,Long,Hard....Nikon camera and take pictures of them sleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:54:38 No.17625 Report

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>>17611
i don't need to be in the woods to piss on random things. i once pulled over and pissed on one of the kansas university buildings because i didn't want to hold it in for another block when i could use the bathroom at the gas station.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:55:07 No.17631 Report

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>>17557
>guy watches you masturbate
>pretty cool dude

I think you need to reevaluate "cool"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:55:30 No.17633 Report

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>>17618

I like to shoot dear with guns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:56:04 No.17640 Report

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I peed in the woods once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:56:46 No.17645 Report

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>>17516
I have, is that normal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 05:58:13 No.17654 Report

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>>17631
>gives whiskey to random 12 year old kid
>obviously cool to any 12 year old kid who encounters him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:00:50 No.17663 Report

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When I'm in a creek, I like to take coins and place them in the naturally occurring clay holes in hopes I find them later. I always forget where I leave them but I keep doing it.

If I find clothing, in the creek, I wash it thoroughly and take it home. Once got a real nice Patagonia jacket, looks hardly worn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:04:04 No.17677 Report

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I walk around naked

Or destroy things with sharp hard things

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:07:17 No.17695 Report

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I took a shit in a creek once

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:09:06 No.17710 Report

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>>17695
one time i drank out of a creek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:11:03 No.17724 Report

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>>17695
>>17710
it was the same creek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:11:36 No.17729 Report

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>>17710
>>17695
IT WAS THE SAME CREEK!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:12:23 No.17733 Report

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When I'm riding my horse I like to talk to her and narrate an adventure where we're the main characters. When the characters are being chased, we run, when the characters need water we go to creeks, etc.
I like to think she enjoys it as much as I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:13:22 No.17740 Report

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>>17733
>>bow chicka wow wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:14:35 No.17750 Report

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>>17733
A real-life Don Quixote

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 06:15:05 No.17756 Report

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I make spears and torches.

On clear nights I don't use headlamps and let my eyes adjust to the moonlight.

I try to walk silently, even when there is no benefit to doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:23:38 No.21180 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:27:57 No.21213 Report

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>>17479
I always camp alone or with my one trusted friend.
>I constantly talk to myself and inanimate objects, "okay, now were gonna do this" or "i really hate this part", etc...
>When I take a shit, I make chewbacca noises
>I like to kick myself in the heel whenever i do something dumb
>when i'm really alone, I dance around the fire like an indian

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:30:04 No.21228 Report

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>>21213
>When I take a shit, I make chewbacca noises

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:31:21 No.21239 Report

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Would sex with my fiancee in the woods count? She says she loves it when we make love under the stars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:31:29 No.21242 Report

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I like to make fake "satanic" looking shrines

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:36:33 No.21275 Report

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>>17695
>>17710
most likely the same creek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:36:52 No.21281 Report

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>>21242
That's normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:39:28 No.21297 Report

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>>17756
This. I mostly just creep around like I'm Solid Snake. I've also never fapped in the woods though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:59:27 No.21425 Report

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I hop from rock to rock, trying not to touch the ground, water, or wood. I spend hours hopping around.

Its really fun when you get a nice steep section and you fall/run down the mountain as fast as possible going from boulder to boulder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:02:13 No.21447 Report

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I took my nuts magazine into the woods once and had a wank over Iga Wyrwal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:09:20 No.21499 Report

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>I pretend I'm an explorer on an alien world
I do this all the fucking time.

>Also make weird sculptures out of rocks, skulls, feathers, etc. and draw strange runs on trees with mud.

silent anon !!vzOPcQuH+Y7

silent anon !!vzOPcQuH+Y7 Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:15:33 No.21538 Report

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>>17479
>When I'm by myself going for a hike I like to pretend I'm an explorer on an alien world
>I talk to inanimate objects

W-Wait I-I thought everybody did that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:37:05 No.21676 Report

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>>21425
You can always trust boulders. Dirt and tree stumps slip and crumble, you can't trust them. That 1000 pound rock ain't going anywhere.

Except for those rare occasions when you land on a carefully balanced boulder the size of a car. Things get interesting when that monster starts to move under you.

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