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Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 02:02:53 No.1751417 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1751439 >>1751442 >>1751470 >>1751577 >>1751828 >>1751872 >>1752236 >>1752278 >>1752526

You're suddenly homeless but have $2000. What do you buy to survive in the woods for a few months?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 02:32:53 No.1751439 Report

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>>1751417
Viagra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 02:36:40 No.1751442 Report

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>>1751417
Are you planning on being homeless soon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 02:37:55 No.1751443 Report

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I use the 2k to rent an apartment for ~3-4 months in the midwest while I look for work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 02:51:39 No.1751454 Report

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>portable solar panels
>dedicated GPS
>Moto Power smartphone
>e-reader with hundreds of books i want to read
>50 pounds of freezedried food
>105-liter backpack
>5 paracords
>5 tarps
>liters, ferrorods, matches
>cottonballs in vaseline
>hatchet
>mora kansbol (bushcraft knife, Esee 6, and a gutting knife
>Ruger American hunting rifle
>ammo
>3x medical kits with everything
>moleskin blister pack
>work and military clothing
>2x sleeping pads
>sleeping bag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 02:59:30 No.1751464 Report

Quoted By: >>1751590 >>1751865

I buy a month's rent in a cheap apartment and get a job. Because I'm not a retard who actually thinks being a hobo is a good idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 03:04:58 No.1751470 Report

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>>1751417
If you switched ATACS and Multicam along with MARPAT and Flecktarn, then this map would be less of a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 05:37:56 No.1751577 Report

Quoted By: >>1751796

>>1751417
If I absolutely HAD to be homeless? $2000 of heroin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 05:56:30 No.1751590 Report

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>>1751464
based responsible adult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 12:09:35 No.1751796 Report

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>>1751577
Sound like a well thought out plan to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 12:24:58 No.1751808 Report

Quoted By: >>1751815

It really depends, where is the homeless person based?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 12:32:30 No.1751815 Report

Quoted By: >>1751824 >>1754005

>>1751808
Based? Based on what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 12:48:43 No.1751824 Report

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>>1751815
I'm not him but I think he means, where from maybe the exact location so Mr. Homeless might get a better idea where to find good hookers on tinder to fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 12:50:22 No.1751826 Report

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I'd think it through and realize that if I have almost no money, no job, and soon to be no home now, going into the woods for a few months is a terrible idea that I'll never recover from. What is going to change in a few months where I could then get out of that situation? Nothing. Except then I'd be a smelly crazy hobo person with no address, no clean clothes, and 100x less of a chance of ever improving my situation. When you become homeless, you stay homeless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 12:51:27 No.1751828 Report

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>>1751417
clothes for a job interview and an apartment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 13:23:18 No.1751865 Report

Quoted By: >>1752304

>>1751464
Best answer here. Honestly, to be a wandering hobo, it's probably best to have a lot of cash. I simply cannot afford to hobo in the style I'd like to so I do not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 13:34:38 No.1751872 Report

Quoted By: >>1752566

>>1751417
a rifle, 500 rounds of ammo, spare mags, a good tent, canteen, water filter
then i move to texas and tell landowners for two weeks of camping on their property i'll shoot every feral hog in sight for free and use them for food

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 20:47:23 No.1752236 Report

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>>1751417
water filter
1 zippo Lighter
2 cans of Zippo Lighter fluid
Petroleum
A multi-tool
The most standard full cover clothes money can buy
Easy Portable fishing rod
Iodine tabletsx5
A Hatchet
The absolute best backpack for the price
Collapsible Bow
10x Arrows
A hammock
Blanket
Sleep Mat
Ear Plugs
A kit with all basic medicinal supplies in it (Tweezers, gauze, disinfectant, the works)
Pain Killers
20 MRE Kits
A Tarp
A Walmart Roller Cart
Maybe A gun and some ammo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 21:01:59 No.1752257 Report

Quoted By: >>1752626

Plan A

1) bicycle
2) rucksack
3) multivitamins
4) good boots

Day labor that shit up

Plan B

1) plane ticket
2) same thing but day labor in another country

Plan C

1) Plane ticket
2) french foreign legion

When you're homeless and only have enough for the basics, day laboring becomes your future, travel with seasonal work. If you got enough grit you can put away 10,000 before trying to get back into the world of middle class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 21:17:39 No.1752278 Report

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>>1751417
>check into a backpacker's hostel
>find a job within 2-3 days
>live at hostel for a couple of weeks while working
>move into my own place once i have a few k saved up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 21:26:26 No.1752285 Report

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desu i could survive for 5 years easy on $2k

maybe more if i really wanted to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2020 21:46:00 No.1752304 Report

Quoted By: >>1752562

>>1751865
Good luck guarding your cash and making sure it isn't stolen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 01:21:08 No.1752526 Report

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>>1751417
>I buy one of those 7x5 shed frame kits. Instead of fully building it, I only build the skeleton, with lockable hinges so it can be taken apart easily.
>Use high strength tarp as the walls. Use whatever laminate flooring is cheap at the Home Depot.
>Buy or cut lumber for floors and walls as I can afford to.
>Put it all on large casters so it can be moved around.
>Get a camp stove, cot, propane heater, solar shower, 30 days worth of long shelf life food
>Get a heap inverter generator for charging stuff and running a mini fridge, battery bank as needed.
>Assuming I still have my car, I use that as looking storage.
>During this time search for work and a vacant wooded area to set up in for the medium term

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 02:00:57 No.1752562 Report

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>>1752304
debit card taped to scrotum or shoved up asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 02:03:08 No.1752566 Report

Quoted By: >>1752608

>>1751872
Not a bad idea desu, unless one of them charges you in your camp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 02:36:39 No.1752608 Report

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>>1752566
Texans are usually pretty docile, doubt the landowner would fuck with you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 02:47:07 No.1752619 Report

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You need to listen to the people telling you to seek shelter and focus on getting housing, that is your 100% focus making money to get a place, that goes before what you eat, you do not smoke drinkeat any candy you do not drink any soda you cannot afford it get serious my friend i was homeless for two years after high school it is not a larp it is real and it is bad. You cant keep a job living in the woods unless thats where the job is and you wouldnt be asking stupid questions if you knew how to take care of yourself in the woods in the first place , not that i do. Seriously just work and get a place. It can be a cheap ass trailer 125 a week just work, find a job with hours, 60 a week. Put your nose to the grind stone. Running away in the woods is not an option. It will set you back, put you in a hole psychologically. Don't do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 02:57:02 No.1752626 Report

Quoted By: >>1752630 >>1752655 >>1752661

>>1752257
I saved up 70k. How do I into middle class again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 03:00:57 No.1752630 Report

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>>1752626
Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 03:25:55 No.1752655 Report

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>>1752626
Welcome to middle class sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 03:27:45 No.1752659 Report

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a quarter ounce of blow and a couple hookers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 May 2020 03:28:46 No.1752661 Report

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>>1752626
Invest, and move to an affordable area while going to a trade school. Most have apprenticeship programs that allow you to work while learning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2020 10:29:09 No.1754005 Report

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>>1751815
Based on the planet.

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