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Bringing Girls Innawoods thread

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 03:51:28 No.178099 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>178101 >>178344 >>178345 >>178965

So /out/, any experiences with girls innawoods?
Do tell!

>Hiking with girlfriend innawoods
>Gotta Piss
>Tell her she says allright
>"Anon i gotta go too"
>Me"well were not to far from the lodge we can hike back a few minutes"
>Right as i finish up i turn around and her thong is around her ankles and she's peeing STANDING UP
> MFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 03:55:51 No.178101 Report

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>>178099
she's a keeper OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 14:57:40 No.178337 Report

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My wife's the same way, OP. No problems with pee or poop innawoods, will fight me to light the campfire, shoots and makes beer with me even though she doesn't drink beer.

Hang on to her, they're rare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 14:59:38 No.178339 Report

Quoted By: >>178370 >>178374 >>178394 >>178398 >>178590 >>180249 >>180844

My husband won't stay outside all that long, nor can he start a fire and I've never seen him piss outside.

Why am I the only gay with the ability to be a man ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:07:18 No.178344 Report

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>>178099
>tfw no /out/ gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:07:36 No.178345 Report

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>>178099
Quit shitposting and fagging up /out./ with /b/ level subjects.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:52:53 No.178370 Report

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>>178339

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 15:58:19 No.178374 Report

Quoted By: >>178440

>>178339
fucking degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 16:08:30 No.178394 Report

Quoted By: >>178440

>>178339
>this much shitposting degeneracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 16:12:21 No.178398 Report

Quoted By: >>178590

>>178339
I also am gay and am innawoods/innadirt all the time. How could you even be attracted to a wussy guy -__-

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 16:46:29 No.178440 Report

Quoted By: >>178442 >>178539 >>178579 >>178588

>>178394
>>178374
Holy shit. /pol/ made it all the way to /out/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 16:48:12 No.178442 Report

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>>178440
They're fucking everywhere, shitposting 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 18:10:31 No.178539 Report

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>>178440
I make it /out/ a lot. Was hiking up some falls with my girl and was pleasantly surprised at how much she enjoyed it. Not a very exciting story I know, but it was her first real time /out/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 18:49:09 No.178579 Report

Quoted By: >>178590

>>178440
>wow, people coming from other boards? what a fucking suprise

>supporting lgbt
>2013
thats right goy equality for everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 19:01:34 No.178588 Report

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>>178440
>Holy shit. /pol/ made it all the way to /out/?
Horry shiet /lgbt/ is here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 19:03:41 No.178590 Report

Quoted By: >>178593 >>178594

>>178339
>>178398
anyone who can set up a fire is alright in my book

>>178579
> 2013
> being this insecure about your sexuality and genes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 19:12:45 No.178593 Report

Quoted By: >>178595 >>178707

>>178590
>lowering myself to the level of a wild animal is being insecure
>going directly against god is insecure
ok.jpg
i bet you support feminism too huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 19:13:23 No.178594 Report

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>>178590
there is no gay gene
gtfo gay shill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 19:17:54 No.178595 Report

Quoted By: >>178598

>>178593
> implying I am from a society the forced religion down my throat
> supporting feminism. lolno
btw stop being so edgy, your scaring the chilluns

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 19:21:34 No.178598 Report

Quoted By: >>178600

>>178595
>>178595
i live in the usa where its illegal to talk about religon or bring bibles to school
good thing i dont listen to what the worlds elite and textbooks want me to know
>inb4 textbook scientists getting butt ravaged trying to prove god is fake

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 19:24:53 No.178600 Report

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>>178598
gr8 b8 m8 maybe one day you will be lemasterruseman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 19:28:58 No.178604 Report

Quoted By: >>178611

My wife lost interest in backpacking after we got married, so I am pic related innawoods. Bait and switch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 19:44:31 No.178611 Report

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>>178604

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 20:01:50 No.178618 Report

Quoted By: >>178678 >>178679 >>178700

>climbing a chimney
>be at top after flawless lead
>belaying girlfriend at the time
>girlfriend gets to the top
>heads are poking out of the top, view for miles
>fuck the living shit out of her
>pull out, semen drops nearly 50 meters to splatter on ground

Its not difficult to get girls /out/ if you give them a proper boning as part of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 21:19:28 No.178678 Report

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>>178618
>Incentive

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 21:21:20 No.178679 Report

Quoted By: >>178681 >>178691

>>178618
see image name.
>Implying this ever happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 21:23:02 No.178681 Report

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>>178679
according to file name it happened at least twice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 21:28:04 No.178683 Report

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go to bed hans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 21:44:58 No.178691 Report

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>>178679
>implying it didn't.

I still fap to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 22:09:19 No.178700 Report

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>>178618
Amen to that, brother. My GF enjoys a good dicking innatent to warm up after a long hike.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 22:31:20 No.178707 Report

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>>178593
Did we run out of things to talk about and revert to trolling or did the angsty fucks of the lesser boards wonder inna-out?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 03:41:25 No.178965 Report

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>>178099
and op found a new fetish that day

was it like this? where she just pissed forwards lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 03:56:27 No.178980 Report

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>Innawoods with my girl
>Hiking, take a break to eat some food and hydrate.
>staring down 40-50 ft drop at forest below.
>look to my left, Look to my right.
>remember I don't have an /out/ girlfriend.
>Remember I never had a girlfriend at all.
>Decide to whip out my dick and bust a nut to /s/.
>foreverabone.jpg
>Hiking back.
>Realize legs are covered in ticks.
>start to develop that feel.
>Try to lose it in a bet, or in the rain.
>Try to pawn my shirt and my shoes, but the clerk says I can't pawn That Feel.

What shitty day.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 03:10:00 No.180130 Report

Quoted By: >>180204

tfw my boyfriend hates camping and going /out/ in general

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 03:36:54 No.180142 Report

Quoted By: >>180144

>be innadesert on college field bio trip
>two mexican chicks in the class
>always ask where bathrooms are
>prof repeatedly tells them there are none
>we are 40 miles from the nearest building
>spend day hiking around
>at night, sitting around small fire
>one is acting weird as shit
>I assume she's high, babysit her while we go on a night hike
>ask what she's on
>"Looool I'm sober xD"
>Wat
>Have you eaten?
>"Noo XDD"
>wat harder
>How much water have you had today
>"None, I don't want to have to use the bathroom out here XD"
>check her CRT on her finger
>incredibly slow, jesus fuck so slow
>take her back to camp
>sit her down
>make her slowly drink a large bottle of water and eat a little
>tell her how close to being utterly fucked she was
>"I still didn't wanna pee XDDD"

The other girl did the same thing, but managed to function better.
Fucking why.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 03:41:33 No.180144 Report

Quoted By: >>180149 >>180152

>>180142
And then she wouldn't stop cuddling all over me during that and subsequent trips...

Pic related, unrequited cuddles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 03:45:31 No.180145 Report

Quoted By: >>180147 >>180148 >>180160 >>180171

how to deal with acne while camping? my face is disgusting after i wake up

this is why i only camp solo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 03:48:06 No.180147 Report

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>>180145
>how to deal with acne while camping?
Deal with it.

But really, I have no idea. Change diet, drink water, put a clean shirt or towel over whatever surface your face touches at night?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 03:53:03 No.180148 Report

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>>180145
just, uh... wait, what do you mean, "deal with?" rinse your face with water if it feels gross, and that's about it. nothing else to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 03:54:52 No.180149 Report

Quoted By: >>180151

>>180144
nice hat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 04:17:40 No.180151 Report

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>>180149
Thanks, anon.
It's my "I got this for 5 bucks at Target to keep my disgusting camping hair covered up so people don't think I'm homeless when I go into town for something - hat"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 04:18:39 No.180152 Report

Quoted By: >>180197

>>180144
did you give her the D?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:02:39 No.180160 Report

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>>180145
drink a gallon of water a day. dont abuse youre skin with harsh products. Dont pop zits.
Source: trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 05:44:44 No.180171 Report

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>>180145
You might consider taking vitamin A. One small bottle shouldn't be problematic to add to your existing supplies.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 06:40:21 No.180181 Report

Quoted By: >>180184

>be girl
>went with some friends to visit their home city
>got mad at them when lost the boat to Arrayanes Park
>they decide to take an alternative route to another park
>be angry an girl made to walk in the snow and complain for a while
>after an amazing walk, realize I fucking love trekking
>buy the guys some beers when we got back
They had to stand me being a complete angry bitch for a while, but thanks to them I discovered fishing isn't the only outdoor activity I love.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 06:46:16 No.180184 Report

Quoted By: >>180736

>>180181
>next day
>ask them to take me to another mountain
>they are too tired, go by myself
>BEST PLACE EVER.

I really need to buy another handful of home brew beer for these guys. It was a life changing experience.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:13:06 No.180197 Report

Quoted By: >>180203

>>180152
Nah, she did meth and had done "nude photo shoots" for fixes before.

We made out innatent though, before I knew that, and I pleasured her with my knee.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:50:15 No.180203 Report

Quoted By: >>180230 >>180618

>>180197
I've done meth before. It's not too bad, give her a chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 08:51:32 No.180204 Report

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>>180130

Get a new one, shit. Sometimes guys are inside, sometimes they're outside, go to one of those two places and you should be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 10:53:31 No.180230 Report

Quoted By: >>180235

>>180203
Drugs are fun innawoods... right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 11:04:16 No.180235 Report

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>>180230
getting drunk beyond belief is better, nature seems to be good for hangovers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2013 11:44:45 No.180249 Report

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>>178339

Get some help man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2013 00:45:53 No.180618 Report

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>>180203
I like not having AIDS. I'd hang out with you both, but I wouldn't fuck either of you. Plus she blew some other dude we were with like a week later, so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2013 04:26:16 No.180736 Report

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>>180184
Awesome. Welcome to the fold. Now go back out and take some more pictures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Aug 2013 10:37:56 No.180844 Report

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>>178339

Maybe you shouldn't hang out with faggots?

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