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>be 17
>go down to visit father who lives in alabama
>"let's go fishing son"
>dad lives on a lake and owns a boat
>dad and his friend load up boat
>go out fishing, drinking beers, eating sandwiches
>dad's friend gets a hit, starts reeling in
>he's fighting it for a good 4 minutes
>finally pulls it in, huge alligator gar
>me being from north: WTF_IS_THAT.jig
>dad and friend excited, net in fish, pull up anchor
>start speeding back to shore
>dad and friend carry gar into fishing lodge
>go inside
>old middle-aged white men everywhere holding stuffed gars
>dad's friend starts taking pics with gars
>everyone is holding gars as if they were women
>smiles all around, corks pop, celebration
>spent the rest of the night getting hammered with old men who had gar waifus
>go down to visit father who lives in alabama
>"let's go fishing son"
>dad lives on a lake and owns a boat
>dad and his friend load up boat
>go out fishing, drinking beers, eating sandwiches
>dad's friend gets a hit, starts reeling in
>he's fighting it for a good 4 minutes
>finally pulls it in, huge alligator gar
>me being from north: WTF_IS_THAT.jig
>dad and friend excited, net in fish, pull up anchor
>start speeding back to shore
>dad and friend carry gar into fishing lodge
>go inside
>old middle-aged white men everywhere holding stuffed gars
>dad's friend starts taking pics with gars
>everyone is holding gars as if they were women
>smiles all around, corks pop, celebration
>spent the rest of the night getting hammered with old men who had gar waifus
