I fucking hate geocachers, literally the most retarded, uppity, stupidest, fucking retards to ever exist outside.
Geocaching is the Tumblr of the outdoor world and I make it a point to specifically find and destroy any of these gay ass fucking caches near me.
It brings me so much satisfaction when I find some sort of well thought out recently created puzzle cache which I proceed to destroy and claim the shitty little prize for myself. I'll often return a day later to deposit a Polaroid taken of me shitting on their little prize. This is normally enough to ward off most new wannabe cachers but sometimes I have to go to more extremes.
I've spent hundreds of dollars in cacheing equipment as well as premium subscriptions to geocaching services just to find and hunt these fucking mongoloid shitstains upon my community. I've successfully quelled the majority of cachers in my local community however special retards have tried to prevail setting up trail cameras and traps in order to catch me which has significantly slowed my strategic dismantling of my local caching community, yet when I find their trail cams I often cut and shit on them as well, making sure to jam it in the battery receptacles ruining their expensive trail cameras.
I've spent over $900 in counter intelligence efforts to find and hunt the traps they set for me, and I carry a backpack full of gear to dismantle any potential ploys they have set against me.
They have slowed me for now, however the only safe areas that remain are in our state parks due to the mass amount of people there, but I will prevail in the end.
