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Anonymous Wed 24 Jun 2020 22:30:40 No.1805198 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1805204 >>1805210 >>1805213 >>1805261 >>1805285 >>1805704 >>1805742 >>1806647

>innawoods
>take a dump
>get a bunch of dingleberries stuck in the ass hair
>the dingleberries tie the hair on the opposite cheeks to eachother
>keep hiking for another two days
>every step means that the dingleberries are tearing at the ass hair root
>get home
My asshole hurts worse than being gangraped by 20 niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jun 2020 22:36:01 No.1805204 Report

Quoted By: >>1805210

>>1805198
>what are baby wipes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jun 2020 22:37:38 No.1805208 Report

Quoted By: >>1805246

your parents failed teaching you personal hygiene
two options
>shave and hair removal cream
or
>propper wiping and intimate hyrgine on trail

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jun 2020 22:38:00 No.1805210 Report

Quoted By: >>1805247 >>1806067

>>1805198
>>1805204
>what is not having a shitty diet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jun 2020 22:42:54 No.1805213 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805198
excessive ass hair anon here

just cut it lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 00:02:58 No.1805246 Report

Quoted By: >>1805969 >>1806376 >>1806383 >>1806427

>>1805208
Yeah, my dad taught me to shave my asshole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 00:03:38 No.1805247 Report

Quoted By: >>1805249 >>1805296 >>1805728 >>1806067

>>1805210
>Changing your entire diet to accommodate your ass when you could just carry wet wipes or use a bidet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 00:13:56 No.1805249 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805247
>not cutting out trash food already

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 00:43:59 No.1805261 Report

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>>1805198
>he doesn't tactically shave his asshole
are you a hobo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 01:28:04 No.1805285 Report

Quoted By: >>1805751

>>1805198
>rinse your ass off in the nearest creek. they are nature's bidets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 01:36:32 No.1805296 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805247
better to cure the disease than to treat the symptom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 16:08:21 No.1805704 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805198
lol he has ass hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 16:30:41 No.1805728 Report

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>>1805247
>>Changing your entire diet to accommodate your ass
Well, yeah. How big of a fat ass are you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 16:47:30 No.1805742 Report

Quoted By: >>1806446

>>1805198
Pic related literally weights nothing and there is otherwise no reason not to carry one innawoods

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 16:54:50 No.1805751 Report

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>>1805285
haha - this^

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jun 2020 23:00:49 No.1805969 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805246
I have been laughing at this post for 5 straight minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 01:47:01 No.1806067 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805210
This, it means a lot and isn't a difficult concept to grasp.
>>1805247
>having a bidet in the forest
>thinking outside the box

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 03:34:06 No.1806143 Report

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dude, shave your ass hair. im serious. if its this much of a problem for you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 15:21:21 No.1806376 Report

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>>1805246
Jesus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 15:41:23 No.1806383 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805246
I jej'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 16:40:48 No.1806427 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805246
I feel robbed because my father never truly taught me anything he would just get frustrated and do it himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 16:51:03 No.1806446 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805742
Seems cool but couldn't deal with
"Hey man what's that"
"That's just my asshole sprayer"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 20:59:04 No.1806647 Report

Quoted By:

>>1805198
Grab the dingleberries with toilet paper covering your hand and yank them out, hard. It will hurt for a moment as you're ripping out hair, but it's not that bad.

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