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Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 17:07:53 No.1806458 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1806651 >>1806721 >>1807233 >>1808660 >>1809546

Just got attacked by a tiny fucking bird on a hike at my local state park. The question is, just what the fuck was his problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 21:03:04 No.1806651 Report

Quoted By: >>1806685

>>1806458
i've been swooped by hummingbirds before.
sounded like I was being attacked by mini-Tie Fighters.
it's prob nesting in the area and defending it's eggs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 21:44:22 No.1806685 Report

Quoted By: >>1806701 >>1809195 >>1809543

>>1806651
Did some research and I believe it was a couple of these cocksuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 22:02:15 No.1806701 Report

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>>1806685
>Did some research and I believe it was a couple of these cocksuckers.
am i supposed to know what kind of bird that is? youre lucky that bird let you keep you life. watch where youre christopher walken next time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 22:32:09 No.1806721 Report

Quoted By: >>1806725

>>1806458
you were weak and he was strong,your lucky that bird spared you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 22:36:47 No.1806725 Report

Quoted By: >>1806767

>>1806721
What firearm does /out/ recommend for bird attacks?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jun 2020 23:24:17 No.1806767 Report

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>>1806725

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jun 2020 13:09:01 No.1807233 Report

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>>1806458
That only happens to BAD AWFUL TERRIZBLE *spits* Garbage humans.

If you were a good person or had any sort of decency, the bird would just chirp at you like they do to me.

I bet chipmunks dont even go up to you when your sitting, they just run away in fear. Yeah your a bad person op.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 22:28:03 No.1808660 Report

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>>1806458
You're lucky it let you survive, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 15:50:53 No.1809195 Report

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>>1806685
those are swallows. theyre fucking assholes. they will bomb dive you if youre remotely near their nest

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 21:45:17 No.1809543 Report

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>>1806685
thats a barn swallow. their not going to hurt you. they just lettin you know how quick they are on the draw if you tryin get dabbed on nibba.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 21:47:09 No.1809546 Report

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>>1806458
>what the fuck was his problem?
You, apparently.

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