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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 19:23:42 No.1817260 View View Reply Original Report

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I can think of nothing worse than brood parasitism

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 19:37:53 No.1817271 Report

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>>1817260
how about minding your own business hurting noone and then someone jumps out of the bushes and rips you apart

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 19:56:53 No.1817289 Report

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>>1817260
>>>/an/ - animals and nature

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 20:01:59 No.1817294 Report

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>>1817271
Dude, that's really fucked up and scary. At least in EUA you guys can own guys, but Brits are fucked.

I have a strong desire to camp at night with my family (wife and 2 years son), but the fear of someone tying my arms and raping my child and wife in front of me is greater.

The worst is that if the police find a butter knife with me I will spent some years in jail. You guys don't have any idea how blessed you are. I truly jealous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 20:03:46 No.1817296 Report

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>>1817271
Dude, that's really fucked up and scary. At least in USA you guys can own guns, but Brits are fucked.

I have a strong desire to camp at night with my family (wife and 2 years son), but the fear of someone tying my arms and raping my child and wife in front of me is greater. The worst part is that if the police find a butter knife with me I will spent some years in jail. You guys don't have any idea how blessed you are. I truly jealous.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 20:03:51 No.1817297 Report

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 20:11:27 No.1817303 Report

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>>1817260
dont look up deer eating animals
dont look up slime eels
dont look up slug mating "love dart"
dont look up Great Grey Shrike killing method
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esSYgkN4yMQ
dont look up incidents where humans go so hungry they become as beasts
dont look up armadillo leprosy
dont look up badger tuberculosis
dont look up tick nests

dont look up

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 20:37:44 No.1817340 Report

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>>1817303
>dont look up slime eels
I did and i somehow ended up at a video where a Japanese girl stuck one up her ass.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 20:45:39 No.1817353 Report

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>>1817260
The bone mare

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 20:52:37 No.1817361 Report

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>>1817340
>a video where a Japanese girl stuck one up her ass.
>Hotaru: Dosen´t this weather just make you want to shove eels up my ass?

meant Hagfish Actually

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 20:57:03 No.1817364 Report

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>>1817340
Was that the one where she started crying? Saw that on /gif/. Think she was acting but it fucked me up fer a week or so

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 21:27:10 No.1817394 Report

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 22:55:20 No.1817437 Report

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>>1817303
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 23:07:04 No.1817442 Report

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>>1817340
really? where

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 23:08:51 No.1817445 Report

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>>1817442
oh no
took me 30 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2020 23:21:48 No.1817455 Report

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>>1817303
>dont look up incidents where humans go so hungry they become as beasts
I'm gonna need some links for that so I don't look it up. Everything else was really easy to not look up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:35:06 No.1817626 Report

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>>1817455
I can imagine it. During a course last summer with a week long field portion, one guy didn't change his uniform the whole time, started digging "drawers" and a toilet hole in his trench with his hands, and began talking like a pig. Truly I have never seen a human being that dirty. I still get dreams about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:45:01 No.1817636 Report

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>>1817296
jesus christ that’s an extremely vivid and horrifying fear
don’t think i will be taking my future family camping in a forest after reading that ..

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:50:56 No.1817642 Report

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>>1817296
i'm up here in canada and that's so strange to me. you can even carry small pocket knives on flights. i was in scouts and they had us out shooting guns when i was like 9 or 10. the uk is so weird

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 04:02:34 No.1817648 Report

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>>1817642
Now more than ever we all need to be involved in keeping our firearms in our hands.
Luckily there are going to be campaigns pushed to places such as facebook this summer to wake up normies on firearms truths not lies spewed by liberals idiots.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 04:35:00 No.1817666 Report

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>>1817642
nobody tell them about sharpened sticks

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:15:38 No.1817792 Report

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>>1817455
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_(whaleship)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS299VkXZxI

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:17:03 No.1817794 Report

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>>1817792
and the Donner party of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 10:50:01 No.1817824 Report

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>>1817296
kek, the absolute state of bongs
I'm not in the US, but here in Poland I can carry a blackpowder colt dragoon, which I always do, also noone's gonna do shit if I have a knife/machete, whatever
but regarding your fear, can't you carry a taser or pepperspray?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 10:52:37 No.1817826 Report

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>>1817792
why don't western women realise that they can control their caloric intake with little to no effort?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 11:46:45 No.1817844 Report

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why does this thread stinks off /pol/ ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 12:05:59 No.1817851 Report

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>>1817260
>birds being too retarded to recognize their own eggs and offspring
serves them rigth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 13:36:56 No.1817918 Report

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>>1817364
>Was that the one where she started crying?
Imagine how the eel felt.
>eel: why is that human naked?
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jul 2020 20:11:55 No.1819426 Report

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>>1817260
NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jul 2020 20:20:07 No.1819433 Report

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>>1819426
Seriously one of the best memes of all time.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jul 2020 21:50:50 No.1819560 Report

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>>1817844

Because you’re a faggot.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Jul 2020 23:25:02 No.1819635 Report

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>>1817260
I sometimes wear a ghillie suit and stalk people during their camping outings. I always leave them a couple of pieces of candy in their campsite if they keep it tidy. Im like a santa claus for camping only instead of coal for naughty kids i shit right outside their tent flap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 03:31:14 No.1819820 Report

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>>1817296
You can carry a non-locking folding knife up to 3 inches "without requiring a reason". If you're camping you can take whatever fuck off knife you want, presumably as long as it looks "outdoorsy".

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