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Anonymous Thu 09 Jul 2020 21:00:04 No.1819486 View View Reply Original Report

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How would someone go about killing a plant(for example, roses) with it looking natural? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jul 2020 21:06:03 No.1819497 Report

Quoted By: >>1819500 >>1819520 >>1820922 >>1821008

>>1819486
mix water and vinegar and spray it over the soil

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jul 2020 21:07:41 No.1819500 Report

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>>1819497
Or skip the mixing part

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Jul 2020 21:19:20 No.1819520 Report

Quoted By: >>1823502

>>1819497
wont it smell tho, also what ratio

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 01:55:00 No.1819740 Report

Quoted By: >>1819926

what kind of plant? maybe spray the leavss with waterproof sunscreen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 02:38:04 No.1819769 Report

Quoted By: >>1823666

>>1819486
mix a bag of salt with enough earth to where it's not visible. pack it all around the plant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 02:39:19 No.1819772 Report

Quoted By: >>1819926

>>1819486
anon are thinking of committing herbicide?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 02:46:34 No.1819777 Report

Quoted By: >>1819926

Just let the stoners have their weed anon. Giving the roots a fungal infection can cause the plant to wilt and die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 07:12:06 No.1819926 Report

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>>1819740
roses, some flowers and some bushes, maybe a smol Japanese maple aswell
>>1819772
>>1819777
Its an act of revenge.
I share a yard with my fat cunt cousin, she and her faggot father have cut down fruit and nut trees without even saying anything, while fully aware of me not wanting that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 07:29:10 No.1819941 Report

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>>1819926
Well if she cut down the fruit trees, revenge is necessary. What type of plants you trying to kill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 07:30:42 No.1819942 Report

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>>1819941
wait, you said already, I'm retarded. I think the videgar trick is probably the way to go. I like forcing plan5 failure on your enemies, very biblical

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 07:33:04 No.1819946 Report

Quoted By: >>1819963

>>1819926
>>1819942
citric acid around the roots might be an advanced tactic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 07:43:33 No.1819950 Report

Quoted By: >>1819963

Why abuse plants? Cant you just cut the break lines in your cousin's car?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 08:15:25 No.1819963 Report

Quoted By: >>1820017

>>1819942
>>1819946
What if i inject it into the stem?
>>1819950
I hate to do it but it would pain them more if they are alive and their plants are withering away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 10:17:32 No.1820017 Report

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>>1819963
Injecting it would kill the plant far quicker. I like the biblical style punishment of withering plants. I'd say mix citric acid in water, pour around roots, wait, watch, repeat as necessary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 07:47:27 No.1820907 Report

Quoted By: >>1823612 >>1823878

>>1819486
Piss on it daily

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 08:15:20 No.1820922 Report

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>>1819497
If the soil is alkaline, the soil will start fizzing after the vinegar and leave a trace. The same happens when applying baking soda (anything alkaline, eg. pipe cleaner's etc) to the soil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 10:38:22 No.1821008 Report

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>>1819497
This, but with a bit of bleach instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 10:45:18 No.1821013 Report

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>>1821008
would not the b;each be noticable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 11:50:26 No.1821047 Report

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>>1819926
Why does it have to look natural if it's for revenge? Build yourself a flamethrower and roast those fuckers (the roses I mean, not your family).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 12:43:19 No.1821094 Report

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>>1821047
this, I'd just use copper nails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 12:51:21 No.1821095 Report

Quoted By: >>1823484

>>1819486
>How would someone go about killing a plant(for example, roses) with it looking natural?
Pour Roundup on the ground.
I don’t know what it’s called overseas. That Monsanto stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 13:17:29 No.1821112 Report

Quoted By: >>1823471

>>1819926
Who owns the yard? Even if it’s shared it’s criminal behavior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 13:19:23 No.1821114 Report

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Salt the earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 13:30:57 No.1821125 Report

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Why can't you just be the better person and not take revenge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Jul 2020 18:43:45 No.1823471 Report

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>>1821112
Wait, destruction of private property is Illegal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jul 2020 18:59:04 No.1823484 Report

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>>1821095
Chem name is glyphosate. Main chem in roundup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jul 2020 19:17:31 No.1823502 Report

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>>1819520
Not sure it will work with roses but I removed a lot of weeds that came up between stoneslabs with boiling water

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jul 2020 19:24:51 No.1823511 Report

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>>1819486
If you pour gasoline on the roots nothing will grow there ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jul 2020 21:36:51 No.1823612 Report

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>>1820907
I second this, looks like it could just be an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jul 2020 22:53:52 No.1823666 Report

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>>1819769
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 01:44:58 No.1823770 Report

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Fill up a watergun with chlorinated pool water and use the plant as target practice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 03:30:17 No.1823866 Report

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...have you considered locusts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 03:50:00 No.1823878 Report

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>>1820907
won't work I been pissin on the rose bush by the back porch for years and it still gets huge flowers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:34:44 No.1823916 Report

Quoted By: >>1824319

>>1819926
Don't kill plants man. They've done nothing to you, and animals rely on them for survival. Take your revenge on them, but don't go over board, and leave the plants alone man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 04:57:59 No.1823927 Report

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>>1819486
just fucking scream at it newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 15:28:29 No.1824315 Report

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>>1819486
salt water
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 15:29:56 No.1824316 Report

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>>1819926
you sound like a fucking pussy. If they openly cut down your shit, then you can openly cut down their shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 15:31:02 No.1824318 Report

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>>1821047
this is the only correct answer after hearing the full story. quit being a pussy. also, film it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 15:32:03 No.1824319 Report

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>>1823916
silence hippie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jul 2020 15:41:02 No.1824326 Report

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>>1819486
water it on a regular basis, talk to it, and tell your friends it's your favorite plant. that should do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jul 2020 18:02:34 No.1826347 Report

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>>1819486
salt water

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Jul 2020 18:27:42 No.1826363 Report

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>He doesn't know sending negative energy to plants kills them
Anon, what the fuck are you doing on this board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 21:04:07 No.1828159 Report

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>>1823502
Dis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jul 2020 21:08:41 No.1828169 Report

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>>1819486
There's a spot beside my cottage deck that I piss off every morning and all the plants in that spot died. It's a big brown circle in the sea of green.

tl;dr piss on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 03:57:00 No.1829493 Report

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>>1819486
Pour salt on the soil, lots of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 11:49:24 No.1829731 Report

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A natural weed killer is vinegar, kosher salt, and dawn dish soap. The dawn helps the vinegar and salt bind to the outside of the plant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 04:26:31 No.1831620 Report

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>>1819486
maybe don't be a piece of shit.

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