Deep within your heart, you know it to be true.

Seriously, mountain bikers are the bane of my existence. I hate all the unnecessary increases and decreases in elevation on trails because you guys get catered to. Meanwhile I'm lugging my fat ass pack up and down and up and down sweating my tits off for twenty miles.

And horseback riders, seriously fuck all of you. Nothing ruins a pristine hike like seeing and stepping in shit apples every fifty yards. Oh and your big, dumb animals ruin the fucking trails with their big, dumb hooves and big, dumb dumps.