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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 08:58:24 No.18248 View View Reply Original Report

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Thread discussing why you shouldn't go outsude.
#1 fucking thorns.

Fell into a bushes of these fuckers as a kid, still have scars. mental and physical

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:01:55 No.18256 Report

Quoted By: >>18264 >>18407

Fuck thorns but know what else sucks.

Fucking fir trees, those niggers have tons of spiders in them and I would hide in or climb them as a kid and fucking spiders and shit would crawl all over me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:03:01 No.18258 Report

Quoted By: >>18264 >>18300 >>19151 >>21441

>>18248
I did some barefoot jogging today. (best way to jog)
Stepped on stick. Now I have hole in my foot.

Fuck sticks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:04:06 No.18263 Report

Quoted By: >>19145

Last time I went outside I got Lyme Disease. I spend a few months every year bedridden

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:04:18 No.18264 Report

Quoted By: >>18271

>>18256
>>18258
okay
#2 fucking fir trees.
#3 fucking sticks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:04:30 No.18265 Report

Quoted By: >>18270 >>18271 >>18279 >>29025

these motherfuckers right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:05:48 No.18270 Report

Quoted By: >>18312

>>18265
>not letting campfire smoke smell cleanse you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:06:01 No.18271 Report

Quoted By: >>18279 >>19167

>>18264
Fucking cacti

The little smaller ones that are hard to see, like little cacti balls.

>>18265
Also fuck these things

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:07:37 No.18279 Report

Quoted By: >>18282 >>18294

>>18265
>>18271

#1 fucking thorns
#2 fucking fir trees
#3 fucking sticks
#4 fucking lyme disease
#5 fucking mosquitoes
#6 fucking cacti ball things

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:07:44 No.18280 Report

Quoted By: >>18286 >>18289 >>18302

This shit right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:08:08 No.18282 Report

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>>18279
Doing good so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:08:40 No.18285 Report

Quoted By: >>18302 >>18304

>>18248
fucking snakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:08:57 No.18286 Report

Quoted By: >>18309

>>18280
wtf are those called?
I forgot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:09:19 No.18289 Report

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>>18280
AAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:09:56 No.18294 Report

Quoted By: >>18302 >>18425

>>18279
The sun can burn your skin and give you fucking cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:11:15 No.18300 Report

Quoted By: >>18407

>>18258
Personally, I prefer running along a sandy beach, if barefoot. Feels fantastic during warm summer sunsets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:11:30 No.18302 Report

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>>18280
I'll just generalize and do reason 7, fucking insects.
>>18285
>>18294

#1 fucking thorns
#2 fucking fir trees
#3 fucking sticks
#4 fucking lyme disease
#5 fucking mosquitoes
#6 fucking cacti ball things
#7 fucking insects
#8 fucking snakes
#9 fucking cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:12:06 No.18304 Report

Quoted By: >>18310 >>18317

>>18285

Snakes are cool faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:13:03 No.18309 Report

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>>18286
Centipedes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:13:26 No.18310 Report

Quoted By: >>18317

>>18304
I like you.

Snakes are bros man.
>not exploring with snake bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:13:45 No.18312 Report

Quoted By: >>18319

>>18270
This. Throw a rotten trunk into the fire, stand down wind for a bit and you gain a magical barrier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:15:27 No.18317 Report

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>>18304
>>18310
I like you both. Feels good there's only one venomous species around here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:15:39 No.18319 Report

Quoted By: >>18335

>>18312
I don't know where you are, but the smoke only slows them down a bit. And when you're in a big group, you can't just chase the smoke downwind,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:19:21 No.18325 Report

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I feel like this thread was made for the horrible planet series http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcR9af_akCw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:22:59 No.18332 Report

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>>18248
>outsude

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:23:31 No.18335 Report

Quoted By: >>18343 >>18906

>>18319
In that case get some cologne made out of pic related (can't recall the english name). Sure, you'll smell like flowers, but it's natural and harmless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:28:03 No.18343 Report

Quoted By: >>18351 >>18387

>>18335
>smell like flowers
>attract the males, who buzz even worse

OH FUCK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?

I don;t mind the bites so much, it's that ear piercing buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:31:04 No.18351 Report

Quoted By: >>18361

>>18343
indeed, see #7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:34:43 No.18361 Report

Quoted By: >>18370

>>18351
number 5, actually.

Fuckin skeeters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:38:03 No.18370 Report

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>>18361
whoops, i'm a little tipsy... but yeah!.. #5

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:44:31 No.18387 Report

Quoted By:

>>18343
This particular smell keeps them away for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:46:57 No.18393 Report

Quoted By: >>18869 >>19000 >>19024 >>20764

snowing here in Sweden today, snow is cold and wet, #10.

#1 fucking thorns
#2 fucking fir trees
#3 fucking sticks
#4 fucking lyme disease
#5 fucking mosquitoes
#6 fucking cacti ball things
#7 fucking insects
#8 fucking snakes
#9 fucking cancer
#10 fucking snow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:54:55 No.18407 Report

Quoted By: >>18410

>>18300
Running on sand is extremely tiresome though.
>>18256
>Fir trees
Same thing happened to me as a kid.
I found one of those that looked like Christmas trees, tried to climb them and found a dozen of spiders on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 09:58:36 No.18410 Report

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>>18407
>Running on sand is extremely tiresome though.
Since when is running supposed to be a walk in the park?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:00:04 No.18412 Report

Quoted By: >>18418

Ausfag here:
>fucking everything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:00:39 No.18415 Report

Quoted By: >>18422

You accidentally left some food in your pack? Say goodbye to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:01:21 No.18418 Report

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>>18412
I'm sorry for you. How do people there put up with everything that kills you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:01:40 No.18421 Report

Quoted By: >>19173

I'm horny so everything must die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:01:47 No.18422 Report

Quoted By: >>18434 >>19028

>>18415
What do you use to keep the bears away from your food?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:02:08 No.18424 Report

Quoted By: >>18425

THAT FUCKING SUN MAN!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:02:55 No.18425 Report

Quoted By: >>18429

>>18294
>>18424
Superior southern genes reporting in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:03:29 No.18429 Report

Quoted By: >>18442

>>18425
You mean minority genes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:05:11 No.18434 Report

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>>18422

Easiest way is to just put it all in a bag and tie it up high in a tree about a 100 yards from your camp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 10:09:35 No.18442 Report

Quoted By: >>18851

>>18429
>implying niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:14:05 No.18851 Report

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>>18442
Number One reason to get out and into the wild, most niggers are terrified of nature, seriously scared of every little noise and thing out there, especially in the dark. Let's get a plus +1 reason to get out on that list - almost no niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:21:28 No.18868 Report

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i'm a house painter in NC, and we recently hired a young black guy from miami.

we were at a house with a well, and one day he matter of factly asked how often do they refill the well. once we figured out what he meant, and explained how wells work, he got pissed thinking we were fucking with him. "IT COMES OUTA THE GROUND? AND THEY DRINK IT???".

one day he got a tick on him. after that he would tuck his long pants into his socks and do what we called the "tick walk", where he did sort of a john cleese silly walk designed to shake the ticks off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:21:30 No.18869 Report

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>>18393
Someone just made a thread yesterday about how they liked to sleep in snow.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:23:51 No.18872 Report

Quoted By: >>19002

>>18248
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vJ2JiRu43U
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHG

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:26:03 No.18875 Report

Quoted By: >>18952

>>18248
Bees. Fucking bee flew into my soda can one day and stung me on the lip when I went to drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:34:59 No.18906 Report

Quoted By: >>18922

>>18335

Carnation, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:39:54 No.18922 Report

Quoted By:

>>18906
Marigold might work, too. At least we used a spray from it to keep flys off of horses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:50:19 No.18952 Report

Quoted By: >>18956 >>21232

>>18875
holy shit, that happened to my ex in college. except she wasn't outdoors, she was in her dorm. she pissed and moaned about it for the next year. like every day, "oh, you stubbed your toe? i got stung by a bee in the mouth. You're constipated? That's almost as bad as being stung by a bee in the mouth. Broke your foot? It could be worse....."

bitches...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:51:39 No.18956 Report

Quoted By: >>18966

>>18952
Lucky for you she's an ex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:53:33 No.18964 Report

Quoted By: >>18973 >>18976 >>19365

Why hasn't anyone mentioned these assholes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:54:22 No.18966 Report

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>>18956
i guarantee if i ever met up with her again, she'd bring that up. It was like the basis of her life for a whole fucking year. It's how she defined herself. Fuck. I'm going for a walk now...

>>18248
oh yea... blacks, bears, and black bears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:54:53 No.18973 Report

Quoted By: >>19333

>>18964
hippies?

Onions in the front. Tubers in the back.

Onions in the front. Tubers in the back. Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:57:06 No.18976 Report

Quoted By:

>>18964
this a million times this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 12:58:23 No.18985 Report

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Fucking rain. Fucking wet rain, which gets everything wet, even the sky, even the stars, even Allah.

And then it keeps raining for days and the only firewood you find is a krummholz birch snag. Sure, there is enough gas to make food, but everything is still wet. Even if it was packed in plastic bags. Even if they were airtight. Fucking rain, man.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:01:26 No.19000 Report

Quoted By: >>19167 >>20764

>>18393
Do these fall under cacti ball things?
The cacti ball things I think of are those shits
you get caught on your socks and poke the living shit out of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:02:06 No.19002 Report

Quoted By: >>28588

>>18872
>not linking the original
don't be a faggot, guy deserves it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:09:39 No.19024 Report

Quoted By: >>19029

>>18393

>Implying snow isn't the number one reason to go outside

Step it up countryman. If you cant handle a little snow you live in the wrong place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:11:25 No.19028 Report

Quoted By:

>>18422

A rifle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:11:31 No.19029 Report

Quoted By: >>19115

>>19024
not OP, but i love the spring, albeit soggy and chilly, the snow covers the land as much as it hides the wildlife. I appreciate the flora and fauna, but you just don't get it that much in the winter.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:13:37 No.19042 Report

Quoted By: >>19087

Non-Britfags may not be aware of this, but Scotland, as far as I can tell from my experience of running around it and throwing myself on the ground during simulated enemy fire, is composed entirely of a carpet of these fucking things. Not soft, bushy heather, not even grass. Just spines, spines and more spines.
If you're lucky it'll be tall and with a jolly purple flower on top to warn you. We were frequently unlucky. There's nothing quite like the chorus of yelps as stealth thistles bury themselves into the crotches of an entire squad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:18:11 No.19057 Report

Quoted By: >>21251 >>28172

I have no idea what they are called and maybe a fellow Canadian can help me with the name of them.
They looks like pears but are seed sacks for a type of bush/tree. They have extremely tiny barbed hooked hairs that imbed themselves in your skin if you even so much as brush them by accident.
Fuck those things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:24:11 No.19087 Report

Quoted By: >>19094 >>19096 >>19110 >>19113 >>19120

>>19042

>my experience of running around it and throwing myself on the ground during simulated enemy fire

the 18 year old rule applies to all boards, unfortunately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:25:12 No.19094 Report

Quoted By: >>19110

>>19087
there is no rule about people with asperger's.

Loli !PantsuX3.w

Loli !PantsuX3.w Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:25:48 No.19096 Report

Quoted By: >>19103 >>19110

>>19087
Maybe he's talking about some sort of military training.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:26:44 No.19103 Report

Quoted By:

>>19096
i don't think he was...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:28:29 No.19110 Report

Quoted By:

>>19087
>>19094
Oh, you thought I meant airsoft or something. No, this was military.

>>19096
You've got it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:28:56 No.19113 Report

Quoted By:

>>19087
Do you suck dicks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:29:23 No.19115 Report

Quoted By: >>19131 >>19132

>>19029

>Hides the wildlife

I enjoy taking walks in the middle of the night and the snow brightens up the landscape so you can see deers and rabbits and shit from kilometers away. Muffles the sound too, I managed to sneak up on a moose that noticed me only meters away this winter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:29:58 No.19120 Report

Quoted By:

>>19087

>what is the army?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:31:24 No.19131 Report

Quoted By:

>>19115
i like snakes and wild turkeys and pheasants and birds and rabbits. no moose near my area, and deer are all assholes around here. i don't mind night-hiking, but i prefer day trips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:32:18 No.19132 Report

Quoted By: >>19158 >>19175

>>19115
Did you try to ride it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:34:19 No.19145 Report

Quoted By:

>>18263
shit just got real

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:35:11 No.19151 Report

Quoted By:

>>18258
>barefoot jogging

Well there's your problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:37:11 No.19158 Report

Quoted By:

>>19132

I was gonna wrassle it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:38:54 No.19166 Report

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Got a nasty case of hookworm wading through the muck to get to a prime fishing spot this summer. Stupidly removed shoes. Fuck parasites, kill nature with fire.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:39:28 No.19167 Report

Quoted By:

>>18271
>>19000

Fucking sandspurs. Oh hey, just gonna go play with friends in the front yard, oh well don't mind me. I'm just here sitting in the sugar sand waiting to fuck you to infinity and beyond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:40:47 No.19173 Report

Quoted By:

>>18421
lol there are some great videos on Youtube of this that I can't presently be bothered to link

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:41:20 No.19175 Report

Quoted By: >>19184 >>19200

>>19132

It's illegal to ride moose in Sweden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:42:26 No.19184 Report

Quoted By: >>19218

>>19175
...Wait, it's been tried? So is moose cavalry out of the question? Cause that would be, you know, awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:42:55 No.19188 Report

Quoted By:

I live in Australia.

So, everything, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:45:20 No.19200 Report

Quoted By: >>19202

>>19175
moose-riding had become such a problem that the country of Sweden had to legislate a law to make it illegal.

wrap your heads around that for a minute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:46:18 No.19202 Report

Quoted By: >>19212 >>19228

>>19200
Well, do they have moose in Finland?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:47:49 No.19212 Report

Quoted By:

>>19202
I'm in the states. I wouldn't know. Is google broken?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:48:39 No.19218 Report

Quoted By:

>>19184

Bank robbers used moose back in the day so it became illegal. But I remember something from school about some king trying the whole moose cavalry thing and failing. Maybe the great northern war would have ended a bit different if we had fucking moose on our side.

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:49:24 No.19221 Report

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:49:28 No.19222 Report

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>>18248

I fell into one of these bitches when I was 11 riding my bike to school. I laughed it off and walked into class with a bleeding arm and leg. Man up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:49:58 No.19228 Report

Quoted By: >>19230

>>19202

That's like asking if there's drugs in Mexico

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:50:20 No.19230 Report

Quoted By: >>19238 >>19253

>>19228

I thought they had raindeer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:51:15 No.19238 Report

Quoted By: >>19252

>>19230

You can't have both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:53:14 No.19248 Report

Quoted By: >>19263 >>19267 >>19275

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHu8KNRZ0bg

fuck moose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:54:23 No.19252 Report

Quoted By:

>>19238

I guess you can.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose#Europe

Finland has them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:54:26 No.19253 Report

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>>19230
reindeer are domesticated elk, hence "rein" deer. Just a fun fact.

Planck !DAFT/saST.

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Planck !DAFT/saST. Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:54:56 No.19257 Report

Quoted By: >>19347 >>22366 >>22377

>Remember us, nerd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:55:38 No.19263 Report

Quoted By: >>19267

>>19248

>reasons why you should bring a rifle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:56:45 No.19267 Report

Quoted By: >>19277

>>19248
>>19263
> dum-dee-dum-dum just being a moose, literally just minding my own business
> oh hai guise!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:59:26 No.19275 Report

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>>19248
Is that Gary Busey
Also, fucking hippies spamming the comment section into submission

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:59:44 No.19276 Report

Quoted By: >>21426

It grows in huge carpets around southern WI.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 13:59:52 No.19277 Report

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>>19267

It's the moose's fault for being so damn tasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 14:07:02 No.19301 Report

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Fire ants. I remember when I was about 8 years old, I was by the countryside. My brother was fishing, so I was just sitting near the lake. It was when I was covered in about 20 ants, that I discovered that I was sitting next to an ants' nest.

Fuck those red faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 14:13:56 No.19333 Report

Quoted By:

>>18973

People

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 14:16:28 No.19347 Report

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>>19257

I hate those fucking faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 14:18:41 No.19365 Report

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>>18964
Because they sometimes make me laugh. Like when I'm hiking a rocky trail with poison ivy and thorny brush and run across people wearing jeans and flip flops going up the mountain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 14:38:46 No.19526 Report

Quoted By: >>20794 >>20823

tics. one of the few creatures I actually hate and despise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 17:27:58 No.20764 Report

Quoted By: >>28270

>>18393
>>19000
Jesus Christ, they're called burrs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 17:31:41 No.20794 Report

Quoted By:

>>19526
second.

I fear ticks more than grizzlies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 17:35:28 No.20823 Report

Quoted By:

>>19526
Fuck those little assholes. Dude who ran a general store near where my grandparents' cottage was got bitten once. He got sick and went blind.

He still lives out there alone. The store is closed now and I hear he never leaves his cottage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 17:43:42 No.20887 Report

Quoted By: >>21230

Fucking poison Ivy, that said fucking spring snows, nothing like it being fifty out and suddenly a goodamned blizzard rolls in from no fucking where without any goddamned warning. I can see why nobody wanted to colonize this place till after the fucking 1800's And I'm on the East coast!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:26:11 No.21199 Report

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So far.
#1 fucking thorns
#2 fucking fir trees
#3 fucking sticks
#4 fucking lyme disease
#5 fucking mosquitoes
#6 fucking cacti ball things
#7 fucking insects
#8 fucking snakes
#9 fucking cancer
#10 fucking snow
#11 fucking moose
#12 fucking hippies
#13 fucking bears
#14 fucking sandspurs
#15 fucking nestles
#16 fucking tics

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metacomet !!aI5Z59tmg6j Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:30:32 No.21230 Report

Quoted By: >>21444 >>28260

>>20887
> tomorrow's the first day of spring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:30:35 No.21232 Report

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>>18952
Lol I know a guy in my uni who lost both his legs in Afghanistan and does this.
>At bar with some girls
>"Ow my nail hurts!"
>"Oh did you hear that anon? HER FUCKING NAIL HURTS!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:31:35 No.21243 Report

Quoted By: >>21248

fucking birds shitting on you?

metacomet !!aI5Z59tmg6j

metacomet !!aI5Z59tmg6j Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:31:57 No.21248 Report

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>>21243
dude, that's good fortune.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:32:26 No.21251 Report

Quoted By: >>21339

>>19057
I don't remember what they're called. But I hate them. Also I hate another kind of bush around here that spreads its seeds similarly. Every time I walk my dog I have to pick a ton of fucking burrs out of her fur when I get back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:35:09 No.21263 Report

Quoted By: >>21277

I fell into a boarded-up well once. It was shitty, I broke my leg, and then all these bats fly out and start clawing at my face, and it was like thirty minutes before my dad could come get me.

I'm a billionaire now, though, so I got over it

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metacomet !!aI5Z59tmg6j Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:35:16 No.21266 Report

Quoted By: >>21286

I cross by one of these little shits on every single night hike. haven't gotten sprayed yet, but I know it will happen and I'm dreading it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:36:06 No.21273 Report

Quoted By: >>21342

The lab portion for one of my classes last year was taking nature walks in a nearby wetland, so I just tried to piss off the prof the entire time.
>"This place smells like shit"
>"These bushes are stupid"
>"Why haven't we built a parking lot here?"
>We catch a bunch of toebiters, "Why the fuck do we allow these to live?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:36:41 No.21277 Report

Quoted By:

>>21263
Why do we fall, master Wayne?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:38:03 No.21286 Report

Quoted By: >>21301 >>21316 >>21326 >>21330

>>21266

#1 fucking thorns
#2 fucking fir trees
#3 fucking sticks
#4 fucking lyme disease
#5 fucking mosquitoes
#6 fucking cacti ball things
#7 fucking insects
#8 fucking snakes
#9 fucking cancer
#10 fucking snow
#11 fucking moose
#12 fucking hippies
#13 fucking bears
#14 fucking sandspurs
#15 fucking nestles
#16 fucking tics
#17 fucking skunks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:39:59 No.21301 Report

Quoted By: >>21307

>>21286
I've put my dick into 3 of those things, that's a good start, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:41:29 No.21307 Report

Quoted By:

>>21301
I fucked a lyme disease once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:43:08 No.21316 Report

Quoted By: >>21333 >>29064

>>21286
Why aren't Spiders #1?

Those are the devil's fucking creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:44:13 No.21326 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286
>#15 fucking nestles
*nettles

Fucking Poison Ivy. My sister would get it so bad the oil would get in her blood stream and the rash would show up in her lungs and on her eyes. Fucking horrifying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:44:42 No.21330 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286
How about spiders? I went mountain biking on my Freshman Orientation trip a few years ago, the bikes we got were all shit and mine fucked up, I fell off, into a spider web. The owner of said web was not happy with me and I've been arachnophobic ever since.

On that note, cliffs. Same trip, someone else who had never been mountain biking before ended up having an allergic reaction to something and was rushed to the hospital. Since my bike was fucked, I took over her bike. Her bike proceeded to get fucked just as mine did and sent me falling down a cliff. Broke my leg and got to spend the first several weeks of college recovering.

All in all, I think we had eight or nine bikes fuck up and cause injuries of some sort on that trip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:45:19 No.21333 Report

Quoted By: >>21338 >>21361

>>21316
Better spiders than centipedes/millipedes.

Those things are straight out of my fucking nightmares. Really the only super NOPE spiders are black widows, brown recluses, Wolf Spiders(all dem babies), and funnel webs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:45:56 No.21336 Report

Quoted By:

Nettles. Fucking nettles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:46:05 No.21338 Report

Quoted By: >>21345 >>21360

>>21333
does anyone else hate Bees?

and Hornets and Yellow Jackets

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:46:07 No.21339 Report

Quoted By: >>21360

>>21251
you mean these?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:46:18 No.21340 Report

Quoted By:

#1 fucking thorns
#2 fucking fir trees
#3 fucking sticks
#4 fucking lyme disease
#5 fucking mosquitoes
#6 fucking cacti ball things
#7 fucking insects
#8 fucking snakes
#9 fucking cancer
#10 fucking snow
#11 fucking moose
#12 fucking hippies
#13 fucking bears
#14 fucking sandspurs
#15 fucking nettles
#16 fucking tics
#17 fucking skunks
#18 fucking spiders

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:46:34 No.21342 Report

Quoted By:

>>21273
>/v/ comic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:47:16 No.21344 Report

Quoted By: >>21349

>>18248
These fuckers.

I've seen them in Arizona and SoCal

Fuck it hurts to just look at them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:47:56 No.21345 Report

Quoted By: >>21352 >>21356

>>21338
>one else hate Bees?

Wasps/Hornets are evil as fuck, but bees don't bother me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:48:45 No.21349 Report

Quoted By: >>23462

>>21344

#1 fucking thorns
#2 fucking fir trees
#3 fucking sticks
#4 fucking lyme disease
#5 fucking mosquitoes
#6 fucking cacti ball things
#7 fucking insects
#8 fucking snakes
#9 fucking cancer
#10 fucking snow
#11 fucking moose
#12 fucking hippies
#13 fucking bears
#14 fucking sandspurs
#15 fucking nettles
#16 fucking tics
#17 fucking skunks
#18 fucking spiders
#19 fucking cacti

Of are they some kind of special kind of cacti?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:48:55 No.21352 Report

Quoted By:

>>21345
Wasps/Hornets are evil as fuck.

Bees just look too much like them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:49:48 No.21356 Report

Quoted By: >>21370

>>21345
I'm guessing wasps goes under insects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:50:55 No.21360 Report

Quoted By: >>28043

>>21339
The ones I'm thinking of just look like little fuzzy balls.
>>21338
We should make wasps extinct, fucking hate them more than anything.
>"What a nice day, I'm going to eat outside."
>As soon as you start eating
>BZZZ BZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZ
>Landing on your sandwich and soda and shit and flying around your head
>Stinging you if you have the audacity to try to eat your own food

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:51:04 No.21361 Report

Quoted By: >>21378

>>21333
>centipedes

Shitfuck I hate those things. One night I was lying in bed, trying to get to sleep, when I heard this weird thumping sound come from beside my bed. For the next half hour I heard the sound of something rustling against the plastic bag that served as a trash bag next to my bed. I finally got sick of the noise and turned on the light to see what was up. A centipede had fallen off the ceiling and into my trashcan, the rustling sounds were its many legs trying to climb up the plastic and out of the can.
>mfw a centipede was one foot away from falling on my face while I was trying to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:52:39 No.21370 Report

Quoted By:

>>21356
There's cacti and cacti ball things

wasps get on the list

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:53:41 No.21378 Report

Quoted By:

>>21361
One time a moth was pissing me off all night flying around my room and touching my face, so when it landed in my light I just covered the opening with some shit and went back to sleep. In the morning it was dead in there, but there was also a fuckton of tiny dead moths in it everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:55:38 No.21390 Report

Quoted By:

Police are generally found outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:57:50 No.21406 Report

Quoted By:

I would gladly deal with all of the things in this thread if I didn't have to deal with wasps when I go outside. I have a deep fear/hatred for wasps.

kurz

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kurz Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:58:55 No.21420 Report

Quoted By:

reason #82: rape monkeys

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 18:59:28 No.21426 Report

Quoted By: >>28047

>>19276
I live in southern Wisconsin, specifically Madison, and I've never seen this. I've also gone camping up north but haven't seen it there either. A few patches here or there, but not carpets.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:00:53 No.21435 Report

Quoted By:

sumarian toads
gif relatted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:01:15 No.21441 Report

Quoted By:

>>18258
Dont barefoot job, jsut get some minimalists you fucking hippie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:01:31 No.21444 Report

Quoted By: >>21501

>>21230
Not here, We're still getting snowstorms, fucking snow.

All that said, fucking wasps and fucking ground bees, I like them well enough when they're doing their pollination shit but seriously what insect builds their nest underground and them promptly flies into a motherfucking rage when it gets stepped on because it happens to be in the middle of a godamned trail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:02:19 No.21449 Report

Quoted By:

other people
bugs
things that could kill me painfully

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:03:41 No.21464 Report

Quoted By: >>21472 >>21493

>Hating on wasps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_F-n0zKxmc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:03:45 No.21465 Report

Quoted By:

>chiggers
One time I was playing hide and go seek with my friends outside(was 18 at the time, inb4 too old for hide and go seek fuck you that game is awesome) and I had found this perfect hiding spot under a tree and in some bushes. Bad idea, I ended up covered head to toe with chigger bites. I was itchy as fuck for a week. The worst part was not trying to pop them and scratch them open. Hot showers caused instant relief though and they were fucking awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:05:16 No.21472 Report

Quoted By:

>>21464
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_F-n0zKxmc
That video made me cringe the fuck out. Fuck that shit. I kill every wasp I find. I make sure to bring wasp spray so I can destroy their nests indiscriminately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:08:13 No.21493 Report

Quoted By:

>>21464
No....

No... NO... NONONONONONONO.

NO. HELL NO.

metacomet !!aI5Z59tmg6j

metacomet !!aI5Z59tmg6j Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:09:27 No.21501 Report

Quoted By: >>28260

>>21444
oh i know. i'm in Connecticut, and it's still hailing a bit here. Doesn't change the fact that the vernal equinox commences tomorrow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:11:50 No.21519 Report

Quoted By: >>21536 >>22339

These fuckers.
>Oh you want to come in this water? Well guess what I'm going to fuck your shit right up.
Retardedly aggressive and their bites burn like no other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:15:04 No.21536 Report

Quoted By:

>>21519
ya'll fuckers gonna have to add to the list now. imma go to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 19:20:00 No.21567 Report

Quoted By: >>23873

>>18248
>Thread discussing why you shouldn't go outsude.
There are entire boards dedicated to this topic.
>>>/a/
>>>/g/
for starters

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 21:17:00 No.22339 Report

Quoted By:

>>21519
Don't fucking hold it in your hand! Those things bite! Those things eat small frogs and drowning mice! It'll fuck you up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 21:19:51 No.22361 Report

Quoted By:

yeah but where's the fun in that? So what theres some bad shit most of us will bitch about it, shrug out shoulders and keep going it's theraputic man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 21:20:31 No.22366 Report

Quoted By:

>>19257
Ungodly, evil plant. Along the Delaware River, there are entire fields of those. Acres upon acres of stinging nettle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 21:21:36 No.22377 Report

Quoted By:

>>19257
eh, but it grows in the same places as pic related, so no big deal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 23:06:08 No.23292 Report

Quoted By:

GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT STINGING NETTLE. HOW DO YOU PIERCE THESE JEANS! HOW!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 23:27:41 No.23462 Report

Quoted By: >>28046 >>28356

>>21349
>#4 tick borne: insect
>#5 insect
>#7 recursive statement
>#16 see #4
>#18 insect?

fuckers leaving fucking razor sharp glass shards, that pop up out of fucking nowhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Mar 2013 23:53:34 No.23729 Report

Quoted By: >>23947 >>27994

Was up in Snohomish in February. One of these fuckers ran into me while I was walking along. Usually I'd coo and be all excited, but it knocked me over and just stood there like a dick before running off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 00:10:11 No.23873 Report

Quoted By:

>>21567
you forget >>>/jp/ unless you tell me thats a board for professionals

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 00:19:15 No.23939 Report

Quoted By:

>>18248
up in seattle we're covered in invasive Himalayan blackberries, but that doesnt stop me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 00:20:25 No.23947 Report

Quoted By:

>>23729
That thing just looks like an asshole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 00:56:36 No.24224 Report

Quoted By:

While choking clouds of mosquitoes or black flies have driven many an outdoorsman insane, there lurks a more insidious threat:

Gravity.

Ma nature wants you dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 01:10:13 No.24341 Report

Quoted By: >>27929

..... is this pussy really scared of a couple thorns? g3t tuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 13:11:44 No.27929 Report

Quoted By:

>>24341
fucking traumatized from childhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 13:24:41 No.27994 Report

Quoted By:

>>23729
Fucking this. But for deer. I got torpedoed by a doe once. I hadn't seen her but she fucking leapt from some shrubs and knocked me over and ran off. I nearly had a heart attack. In the same area an old lady who used to go out to feed them ended up breaking several bones because she ran out of food one day and a buck got pissed about not getting any food and attacked her. Deer are assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 13:38:38 No.28043 Report

Quoted By:

>>21360

You're talking about burrs, they're the seeds of something called the burdock

The inventor of Velcro was inspired by burrs that got stuck in his dog's fur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 13:39:47 No.28046 Report

Quoted By: >>28083

>>23462

B-but spiders aren't insects, they're arachnids...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 13:40:05 No.28047 Report

Quoted By:

>>21426
Ha, I live 30 miles north of Madison. Let me tell you, shit's everywhere. Live in a house in the sticks and it grows all along the border of my yard, innawoods, and along the trails. Know where Ferry Bluff is? I can't even go there during summer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 13:50:57 No.28083 Report

Quoted By: >>28276

>>28046
Any number of legs above 4 is too damn high.

Scoutdude

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Scoutdude Wed 20 Mar 2013 14:09:04 No.28172 Report

Quoted By:

>>19057
French word is " Bogue de chataigne"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 14:37:02 No.28260 Report

Quoted By:

>>21230
>>21501

>going by the equinox and not the first of the month

Oh America, when will you join the modern world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 14:39:24 No.28270 Report

Quoted By:

>>20764
this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 14:41:19 No.28276 Report

Quoted By: >>28320

>>28083
Actually, ants are my favorite creatures, and they have 6.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 14:50:20 No.28296 Report

Quoted By:

Honestly, this is why winter's the best month.

Because other than the extreme cold, snow, and rain, virtually none of the other things pop up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 14:58:18 No.28320 Report

Quoted By: >>28361

>>28276
>Ants
>carries out large-scale warfare for resources
>enslaves other species to harvest their bodily fluids
>lives in a segregated caste system
>has too many goddamn legs

You sick fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:12:10 No.28356 Report

Quoted By:

>>23462
Ticks and spiders are not insects.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:14:58 No.28361 Report

Quoted By: >>28377 >>28428 >>28459

>>28320
That's pretty much why I think they're awesome. They're like mini humans.

And they're just epic overall: http://youtu.be/kAggi3eqYhg?t=32s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:21:14 No.28377 Report

Quoted By: >>28388 >>28429

>>28361
>>28361
spoiler that shit faggot
I read the title but the video loaded before I could close the tab, I just shit my bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:23:08 No.28388 Report

Quoted By: >>28393 >>28396

>>28377
Why? I wasn't trying to scare anyone. I genuinely think that it's epic, not scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:24:10 No.28393 Report

Quoted By: >>28402 >>28429

>>28388
I like ants myself but that fucking thing that came into the frame at that time marker

god

why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:25:04 No.28396 Report

Quoted By: >>28402 >>28429

>>28388
you couldn't have started it sooner and let it come on screen at a non-scary pace

it was just there

in my face, in my bed with me

why did you do it, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:26:14 No.28402 Report

Quoted By:

>>28393
>>28396
It's just a video. And it wasn't even making a loud noise or something. Just keep watching for some heroic ant action.

metacomet !!aI5Z59tmg6j

metacomet !!aI5Z59tmg6j Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:31:41 No.28428 Report

Quoted By: >>28459

>>28361
I like how they added the necessary noises, like screams and shrieks, followed by a bugle to sound the cavalry. It made it almost comical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:31:48 No.28429 Report

Quoted By:

>>28377
>>28393
>>28396

this IS /out/, isn't it? you guys sound like 8 year old sissies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:38:44 No.28459 Report

Quoted By:

>>28361
That poor spider.

>>28428
I love when shows like this do that. It just makes everything seem ridiculous.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:54:22 No.28543 Report

Quoted By: >>28564

>>18248
TICKS. I FUCKING HATE TICKS. I LIVE IN MISSOURI AND I WENT ON A 3 OR SO MILE WALK ONCE, HELL PROBABLY NOT EVEN THAT MUCH. IT WAS SUMMERTIME. RAN INTO A BUSH I GUESS. COUNT 52 FUCKING TICKS ALL. THE FUCK. OVER ME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 15:57:46 No.28564 Report

Quoted By: >>28856

>>28543
OH AND FUCKING BLACK FLIES UP IN THE ADIRONDACKS. IT RAINED AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN I'M BEING BITTEN BY FUCKING FLIES. FLIES!!! I NEVER SEEN THIS SHIT BEFORE IN MY LIFE. MY DOG HAD TO GO SLEEP IN THE TENT FOR A DAY, AND HE LOOOOVES IT OUTSIDE, BECAUSE OF THE GODDAMN BLACK FLIES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 16:03:47 No.28588 Report

Quoted By: >>28802

>>19002

Oh shit thats hilarious

>AM GOIN TO SLEEP MAN
>AM GOIN TA SLEEP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 16:48:01 No.28802 Report

Quoted By:

>>28588
hahahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 16:56:10 No.28856 Report

Quoted By: >>29705

>>28564
Welcome to new york, deer and black flies are probably the worst fucking things here at least well aside from the humanized bears those raunchy fucks they just trot up and steal your food and walk right back out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:05:17 No.28917 Report

Quoted By: >>28929

From stubbing your toe to craking your skull open on a nearby rock, there isn't much roots are good for besides unspeakable evil.

"But you can see them!" says the proud hiker, "Just look down and avoid them alltogether."

Well, asswipe, you know what the worst thing about roots are? They work together with snow and ice to make the ultimate natural death-trap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:06:58 No.28929 Report

Quoted By: >>28945

>>28917
>tripping
>ever
what a pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:09:17 No.28945 Report

Quoted By: >>28976

>>28929
>Walking on trails that are suited for you comfort, where there will never be a sense of exploration or danger.
>Not going where no man has ever been before.

You disgust me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:15:17 No.28976 Report

Quoted By: >>28992

>>28945
>not remaining surefooted at all times
dissapoint

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:17:52 No.28992 Report

Quoted By:

>>28976
>Thinking you are better than the roots.

They will strike when you least expect it, and when they do, you're going to be regretting not listening to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:21:41 No.29011 Report

Quoted By:

Fucking tarweed.
Nothing worse than being covered in that horrific sticky substance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:24:18 No.29025 Report

Quoted By: >>29082

>>18265

>having blood types mosquitos find delicious

I have never been bitten by a mosquito.
seriously.
not even once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:32:58 No.29064 Report

Quoted By:

>>21316
because spiders are awesome creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:35:43 No.29076 Report

Quoted By:

>>18248
Correction:
#1: Being a big fucking sissy.
/end

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:37:00 No.29082 Report

Quoted By:

>>29025
I'd believe it.

I used to get bit a lot, but three years ago, they kind of just stopped biting me.

I probably got AIDS or something and just don't know it yet, but the mosquito do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 17:45:59 No.29119 Report

Quoted By:

Black flies, bees, wasps, hornets, no-see-ums. Seriously those bugs suck ass. They're everywhere on the AT during the summer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2013 18:57:06 No.29705 Report

Quoted By:

>>28856
Sounds about fucking right

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