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>Have good friend from high school that hits me up to go camping with two other mutual friends, “Lad 1” and “Lad 2”.
>Makes sure I have camping gear, tell him I have everything I need
>Calling him Kevin cus its first fake name that comes to mind
>Kevin is a loveable fool, smokes so much weed he’s like half-retarded now
>I tell him I’m down for some campin’, decide to do two night trip in Tonto National Forest
>Everyone’s supposed to contribute something. He offers to provide transport and a bottle of whisky, I love to cook on a campfire so I offer to cook dinner both nights for all the lads
>Steaks and brats babey
>Only request is that he does the drive sober
>Swing by walmart to get some extra provisions, all agree we don’t wanna have to drive into town halfway through to buy more food
>Once we pull up he insists we go in without him, says he has to “pick something up”
>By the time we get out he’s sitting in the car stoned as fuck. Fortunately we all expected this, so Lad 1 offers to drive
>Get to da spot. Nice place, don’t even need to hike to get away from the normies at the normie campsites
>Unpacking, realize Kevin has almost nothing to unpack. Ask what tf is up with that
“Bro you said you had gear I thought you were gonna bring things for me!!!1!”
>All he has is a blanket, his weed, and a fork.
>Ask where his food and water is
“Bro you said you were bringing all the food for everybody so I didn’t bring any!!!”
(CONTINUED)
>Makes sure I have camping gear, tell him I have everything I need
>Calling him Kevin cus its first fake name that comes to mind
>Kevin is a loveable fool, smokes so much weed he’s like half-retarded now
>I tell him I’m down for some campin’, decide to do two night trip in Tonto National Forest
>Everyone’s supposed to contribute something. He offers to provide transport and a bottle of whisky, I love to cook on a campfire so I offer to cook dinner both nights for all the lads
>Steaks and brats babey
>Only request is that he does the drive sober
>Swing by walmart to get some extra provisions, all agree we don’t wanna have to drive into town halfway through to buy more food
>Once we pull up he insists we go in without him, says he has to “pick something up”
>By the time we get out he’s sitting in the car stoned as fuck. Fortunately we all expected this, so Lad 1 offers to drive
>Get to da spot. Nice place, don’t even need to hike to get away from the normies at the normie campsites
>Unpacking, realize Kevin has almost nothing to unpack. Ask what tf is up with that
“Bro you said you had gear I thought you were gonna bring things for me!!!1!”
>All he has is a blanket, his weed, and a fork.
>Ask where his food and water is
“Bro you said you were bringing all the food for everybody so I didn’t bring any!!!”
(CONTINUED)
