Which are you closer to unironically? Ill be the first to admit I'm more virgin than chad. The one I mostly can't get past is sleeping under the stars, how do you guys do it if so? I only carry a gun so in that instance where a carnivore charges I can shoot myself instead of happening upon the more-likely scenario of emptying my bowels just before missing all 7 of my shots and getting the muscle and tendons of my neck torn out as I choke on my own blood and vomit.
What about /out/? How are you Chad and how are you a virgin when innawoods? Be honest with yourselves. It's the first step in improving yourself in such a based hobby.