>>1885195As a kid I was completely detached from reality and somehow managed to survive.
If any of my kids did the shit I did back then I’d lose my mind.
I used to stand kitty corner on an intersection with a friend and we’d signal each other when a woman alone in a car was coming and the kid at the other side would smash an egg on her windshield and then we’d bolt.
In junior high I used to wear skinny jeans and a leather jacket everywhere and of grease my hair back wirh aqua net.
I bought a gun once and took it to school to show it to my friends. We ended up shooting out the lights of our football stadium. A bigger kid got in my face over some unrelated shit that day and I pulled my gun on him.
I liked a girl 4 years older than me and I knew her brother so I bought a pair of her underwear from him and wore it stretched over my baseball cap to school when I was 16.
The craziness was endless.