>>1889963>>what do you mean a chinkshit plastic lighter made for pennies cracks, can't be left on, is non serviceable, blows out, doesn't dry easy after submerged, isn't ergonomic for gloved use, etc>>1889963>cracksRight off the bat people know you’re talking out of your ass. Beyond our own experiences we can have an appeal to authority and point out people who have hiked for thousands of miles and never had issues with them. They don’t break.
>can’t be left onPointless bullshit. There’s never a reason for this.
>is non-serviceableSee the first point. You don’t need to service a thing that doesn’t break
>blows outWell that’s true. I guess blocking the wind with your hand is tough.
>doesn’t dry after it’s submergedHow often are you falling into rivers? Zero times over your lifetime? “This is a thing that could theoretically happen possibly to someone one day.”
>isn’t ergonomically for glovesNo lighters are, but it’s not impossible, as people who actually spend time outside can attest to.
People who actually go out use bics. Larpers use fero rods and pretend it’s better. Larp harder faggot.
