>>1904804Nah don't bother with trying to use screws. Just make your own little caltrops out of barbed wire.
>>1903393You don't even need to buy super glue if you wanna fuck with him. Just piss on all his door handles whenever you're bored and he's out of town or asleep. That's the kind of thing that drives a man insane, waking up and going to work and whoops, my hand is now covered in sticky piss. Either that or wait until his clothes are sitting out on the washing line at night and then piss on them and then put them all back on the line. People forget just how versatile piss can be. His letterbox, his door handles, his clothes.
