DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the great outdoors, it’s so NATURAL and makes me feel like i’m a native american in one of my favourite DOCUMENTARIES. you should totally come on down to my backyards, it’s got a MONOCULTURE OF TREES and half an acre! we can crack open a nice cold water bottle or three and get crazy watching some birds fly around! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the local reserve- listen here, right, it’s a PARK where us HIKERS who do HIKING can go HIKE. BUT!!!! it’s also has a boardwalk, so we can walk around and see all the nature, without dumb terrain hurting our legs.
speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our CAMPING GEAR. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this water canteen and pop open another one!!!