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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 16:12:25 No.1915215 View View Reply Original Report

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Why is /out/ not climbing trees?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 16:14:21 No.1915217 Report

Quoted By: >>1915222 >>1915225 >>1915231 >>1917421 >>1918630

Useless skill. I can always find a higher vantage point, or chop the tree down if I want its fruit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 16:18:07 No.1915222 Report

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>>1915217
Why would you chop down a fruiting tree
What a waste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 16:20:57 No.1915225 Report

Quoted By: >>1915244

>>1915217
>chop a tree down for its fruit
Whatre you retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 16:38:11 No.1915231 Report

Quoted By: >>1915482

>>1915217
HOOO HOOOO AHHHH AHHHH HOO HOOOO HOOO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 16:56:30 No.1915238 Report

Quoted By: >>1915482

>>1915215
embrace monke

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 17:01:23 No.1915244 Report

Quoted By: >>1915266 >>1915699

>>1915225
>falls out of tree
>breaks hip
>12km from help
>hahaha, what a genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 17:30:02 No.1915266 Report

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>>1915244
So don’t fall, duh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 18:34:05 No.1915298 Report

Quoted By: >>1917701 >>1917851

because climbing rock is better in every way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 18:45:02 No.1915309 Report

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>>1915215
I grew up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 21:11:05 No.1915411 Report

Quoted By: >>1917444

>>1915215
ReWild University, cool youtuber, bit of a hippy, but an outdoorsy chill knowledgeable hippy. Based AF.

https://www.youtube.com/user/ReWildUniversity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 22:23:43 No.1915482 Report

Quoted By: >>1917689

>>1915231
>>1915238

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 03:23:05 No.1915691 Report

Quoted By: >>1916453 >>1916744

My uncle told me a story once
>innawoods
>decided to climb a pine tree
>fell out of tree
>broke back
>shit self
>had to crawl with arms only to road
>miraculously didn't sever spinal cord in process
>reconstructive surgery
>still cannot touch toes, putting on boots is a pain
>will be wheelchair bound at 60
Fall damage is real IRL, don't get in a tree unless you actually have to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 03:42:34 No.1915699 Report

Quoted By: >>1915733

>>1915244
Simple solution: Get good at climbing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 05:03:06 No.1915733 Report

Quoted By:

>>1915699
back 'round to that useless skill bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 07:05:08 No.1915772 Report

Quoted By:

>>1915215
It looks hella gay

And im not about that lifestyle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 00:36:06 No.1916453 Report

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>>1915691
>decided to clime a pine tree
yea that's where he went wrong those trees are shit to climb tell him next time to go climb an old oak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 09:07:44 No.1916727 Report

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>>1915215
>Why is /out/ not climbing trees?
I'm not ten years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 09:56:57 No.1916744 Report

Quoted By: >>1917841

>>1915691
>Cannot touch his toes
Most people can't do this desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 10:07:42 No.1916748 Report

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>>1915215
>Why is /out/ not climbing trees?
Nobody here has a tree in their parent's basement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 10:54:31 No.1916756 Report

Quoted By: >>1916992

>>1915215
The fat red knecks on this board aren't going to anything that their friends would consider faggy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 16:22:27 No.1916988 Report

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After a pack of boars barged into my camp and refused to leave, I'm definitely going to learn. Also considering carrying some sort of lightweight rope ladder for those old pine forests with no low branches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 16:24:43 No.1916992 Report

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>>1916756
>knecks
You are now manually breathing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 01:02:42 No.1917421 Report

Quoted By: >>1917466

>>1915217
once when i was a kid my ability to scamper quickly up a tree saved me from a charging wild pig. pig didn't go away untill sometime after dark and i spent the night in that tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 01:28:20 No.1917444 Report

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>>1915411
He may be a hippy but he's definitely a badass hippy. That video of him surviving overnight in the snow naked is awe inspiring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 02:09:32 No.1917466 Report

Quoted By: >>1917741

>>1917421
fake and gay, I've seen wild hogs the size of tractors effortlessly scale trees. Once one locks onto you, you have to shoot it or cut off an arm and run away. There is no middle ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 08:08:24 No.1917689 Report

Quoted By:

>>1915482
Are these memes meant to prepare us for the planet of the apes scenario?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 08:43:40 No.1917701 Report

Quoted By:

>>1915298
>climbing rocks
This. Not to mention it being way more fun than climbing trees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 10:39:00 No.1917741 Report

Quoted By:

>>1917466
>the size of tractors
Did you get cursed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 10:47:47 No.1917749 Report

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I climb trees and stick 2 way radios in them.
Then I hide and wait for the local leftist MP.

Petti insults follows them through the forest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 13:50:06 No.1917841 Report

Quoted By: >>1918202

>>1916744
>most fat people can't do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 14:13:42 No.1917851 Report

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>>1915298
Based and gumbypilled.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 15:03:50 No.1917884 Report

Quoted By: >>1918198

I do, I climb trees for a living

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 22:49:04 No.1918198 Report

Quoted By: >>1919336

>>1917884
Me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 22:58:13 No.1918202 Report

Quoted By: >>1918204

>>1917841
I've seen skinny early 20's males that couldn't. People think stretching is illegal or something. I can touch anything in the universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 23:01:47 No.1918204 Report

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>>1918202
Except a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 11:06:44 No.1918555 Report

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>>1915215
"Is the only solution for modern society's problems to return to monke?"
"So it seems, so it seems"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 13:52:20 No.1918630 Report

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>>1915217
what about those giant ass tree you can't chop down

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 10:45:20 No.1919336 Report

Quoted By: >>1919745

>>1918198
suicide is not the answer anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 12:29:04 No.1919378 Report

Quoted By: >>1919595

>>1915215
... what for?
Short for going for forage, there is no reason to even bother. And if you are climbing for fruits or nuts to get fed, you're already fucked into starvation death anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 17:15:41 No.1919595 Report

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>>1919378
i wanna be a monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 20:24:26 No.1919745 Report

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>>1919336
No, but getting paid to do what you love is :)

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 21:16:39 No.1919773 Report

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>>1915215
>Why is /out/ not climbing trees?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 21:20:17 No.1919776 Report

Quoted By: >>1919790

>>1915215
A thread died for this, so you can make a tree specific thread. There's already a thread about climbing that isn't rock climbing.
How else am I going to see my Into the Wild, or trail name thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 21:40:15 No.1919790 Report

Quoted By:

>>1919776
but tree thread is best thread

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