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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 01:17:20 No.191605 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>191617 >>191630 >>192877 >>193128

>That feel when shitting in the woods and it's the longest and fattest shit you've ever seen
>and it smells like peanut butter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 01:48:30 No.191617 Report

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>>191605
Did you make sandwiches?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 01:49:50 No.191618 Report

Quoted By: >>191630 >>192922 >>192973

at times like this i rarely dig a hole for it. i just find a large rock or rotting stump, push it over, lay the beast to rest in the crater, roll the log/stump/boulder back into place, where it will stay forever glued to the earth with my mortar

captcha related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 02:25:21 No.191630 Report

Quoted By: >>192017 >>192445

>>191618
>Skidmore

>>191605
I've found those trowels to break very easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2013 19:19:03 No.192017 Report

Quoted By: >>192433

>>191630
Wierd. While I have a folding steel shove my orange plastic one has never come close to breaking.

Dig hole, cover, what's to break?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 08:31:52 No.192433 Report

Quoted By: >>192474

>>192017
You must have soft soil in your area. If its hard clay and rocks like pic related digging can take some force.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 10:44:29 No.192445 Report

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>>191630
Is that some purbeck stone in the background?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2013 13:01:14 No.192474 Report

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>>192433
>australia
mah nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 02:46:24 No.192877 Report

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>>191605
Sorry, I dont know that feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 04:32:53 No.192922 Report

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>>191618
LOL
>mortar
>skidmore
stay classy, /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 06:30:13 No.192971 Report

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omg last one i took was a fucking log. thing thumped like a dead body hitting the floor. it was perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 06:31:52 No.192973 Report

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>>191618
skidmore.....muh sides just fell off of a waterfall

Anonymoose

Anonymoose Sat 07 Sep 2013 08:17:01 No.193026 Report

Quoted By: >>193030 >>193046

How does /out/ take shits while outside?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 08:21:48 No.193030 Report

Quoted By: >>193084

>>193026
I personally(learned this technique here) wrap my belt around a tree and lean back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 09:29:42 No.193046 Report

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>>193026
Squat and shit. Acquire random leaves for wiping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 09:50:40 No.193050 Report

Quoted By: >>193101 >>193129

>tfw shitting inna woods
>having to hold a deep squat for up to 5 minutes
>feel that last turd there but can't keep hoding the squat because legs are burning
>can't stand up wihtout wiping because shitty bumcheeks otherwise
>limited toilet paper

such is shitting innawoods

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 12:41:53 No.193084 Report

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>>193030
>mfw somebody tries this and has their belt snap and end up falling into a pile of their own poop.

Last one I took was actually quite squirty. Felt so good to get it out of there too. I always worry about getting a spray when it's like that but it was fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 13:22:24 No.193101 Report

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>>193050
check out the hip-mobility / squat vids over at mobilitywod.com (or youtube kelly starrett)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 13:24:51 No.193103 Report

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>dig small pit (no larger than two feet deep, 1 foot square)
>Cover top with strong longs, leave hole in the middle
>Sit over hole, shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 13:37:36 No.193106 Report

Quoted By: >>193123 >>193157 >>193573

/out/
love it

once had to take a shit while /out/ with three other friends, not on any realy hike, just out for the day, no paper, no leaves, no nothing.
>that feeling of wet shit in cheeks
>that 40 minute walk back to car
>that inmature g/f who like to try and poke her finger in your ass
Shit in the woods, not even once

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 14:33:21 No.193123 Report

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>>193106
>Shit in the woods, not even once
Where do you think we are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 14:59:29 No.193128 Report

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>>191605
I've shit in the woods at least 50 times and it is fine. If you know your trees then you can pick good leaves suitable for wiping!
I always make sure to bring fiberous foods on my long hikes so that I don't spend "5 minutes squatting," and if I DO happen to spend a little extra time over the whole, it's not an issue because I hike like a fucking boss and my legs are like cannons.

tl;dr you are all wusses who need to shit on porcelain to feel normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 15:09:20 No.193129 Report

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>>193050
>can't keep hoding the squat
Some vodka & sunflower seed will help you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 15:53:31 No.193157 Report

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>>193106
use grass lol
i personally use magnolia leaves because theyre everywhere here
that or a large grape leaf or something with a large leaf basically
banana leaf works good too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:03:41 No.193167 Report

Quoted By: >>193173

This is one of the times where being able to hold a shit for 5 days is a really useful thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 16:09:43 No.193173 Report

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>>193167
>holding it in for up to a week vs one quick shit

even if you don't purge entirely snapping off a quick one is so much better than holding i tin. I once held it in for just under 7 days and it was ridiculous. when I did finally shit (it was coming out whether I wanted it to or not) I did what would normally be a big shit, followed by another big shit about 20 minutes later, followed by another an hour later. It's like I had shit backed all the way up to my fucking esophagus. totally not healthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2013 17:11:27 No.193211 Report

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I always take my shit home. I can`t just leave it there all alone. Sentimental? I am just what I am.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2013 04:32:18 No.193573 Report

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>>193106
>immature gf who like to try and poke her finger in your ass

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