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I fucking hate these.

Anonymous Sat 21 Nov 2020 23:42:15 No.1938293 View View Reply Original Report

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Every trendy fuck has one. I passed someone on a trail with two of them. Fucking two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Nov 2020 23:43:36 No.1938294 Report

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>>1938293
What is it? A tea cup?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Nov 2020 23:47:37 No.1938298 Report

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>>1938293
A wooden cup?
Nobody has these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Nov 2020 23:50:56 No.1938300 Report

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>>1938293
Don’t lie op, do you sell these and you’re trying to bamboozle us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 02:26:07 No.1938427 Report

Quoted By: >>1938763

>>1938293
It's a standard beginners whittling exercise. Try making one. The trick is to get the smooth finish with just the knife. It's called a kuksa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 02:54:06 No.1938453 Report

Quoted By: >>1938611 >>1942383

>>1938293
It's to make you feel more elf.

I have a wooden knife, wooden mortar and pestle, and wooden spoon.

Would you like images? I generally only carry the wooden mortar and pestle though in case I get the urge to squish things a bunch. Like acorns. Then boil them and pour the water out then boil them again then pour the water out then etc literally rinse and repeat etc. Then eat it as flour. Bring baking powder and it can rise. WOuld you like acorn flour hardtack? Because I can make it anytime I want. All because of my wood mortar and pestle. Metal rusts and bends, ceramic is heavy and breaks, wood is something you can make yourself if you had to. How do you know they didn't whittle it then use a rock to smooth it? How op how?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 04:39:43 No.1938529 Report

Quoted By: >>1938589

>straight grain
Disgusting. Will crack in 3 years. Turned/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 05:18:39 No.1938551 Report

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Steelcup G A N G

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 06:02:19 No.1938576 Report

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>>1938293
more like a Cucksa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 06:24:33 No.1938589 Report

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>>1938529
>it takes him more than 3 years to make/buy a new wooden cup

pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 08:16:17 No.1938611 Report

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>>1938453
>Metal rusts and bends
You're not supposed to bring butter knives you bought for under a dollar on survival trips, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 08:52:00 No.1938613 Report

Quoted By: >>1938657

>>1938293
>>1938298
Thats akuksa, my grandfather got one and I got one. These are not a new thing. I am Norwegian btw. I guess its just not been used for so long in murica.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 09:18:42 No.1938616 Report

Quoted By: >>1938654

>>1938611
Wooden knives get past metal detectors. Don't you want something YOU made from literally SCRATCH?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 10:22:28 No.1938634 Report

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>>1938293
Wood anything is pretty gross, catches all the bacteria in the porous surface

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 11:46:33 No.1938654 Report

Quoted By: >>1939409

>>1938616
No. Wooden knives are a meme and you know it yourself too. Ceramic gets past metal detectors too and is much and much more superior.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 11:54:09 No.1938657 Report

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>>1938293
>>1938613
This. I've had one in my bag forever.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 12:25:45 No.1938669 Report

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>>1938293
>Every trendy fuck has one.
What the fuck is wrong with you burgers and your autistic screeching? That is not some trendy gimmick but a cup design that has been around for hundreds, maybe thousands, of years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 12:41:45 No.1938674 Report

Quoted By: >>1938682

>>1938669
It was heavily shilled on a discount site called MassDrop for a while and gained steam in the ultralight community. The issue is the type of burgers buying these. They will spend any amount of money to virtue signal that they are trendy and cultured while buying a cup from a spamming website. Titanium is much better for /out/ and the prices have come down so much over 5 years it’s amazing.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 12:57:16 No.1938682 Report

Quoted By: >>1938731

>>1938674
>titanium is better
Probably. But nowhere near as comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 13:03:36 No.1938685 Report

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>>1938293
never been to this board before, come here, first post I see:
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
>WAAAAAAHAHHH!

every 4chan board evar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 15:04:35 No.1938731 Report

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>>1938682
>lighter
>multiple uses
>capacity to bulkiness ratio is high
It's far more comfy anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 15:10:43 No.1938737 Report

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>>1938731
Nothing comfier than carrying a cup your grandad made, which has been soaked in coffee and strong spirits for decades.
>lighter
Go away

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 15:52:50 No.1938763 Report

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>>1938427
Step up your game. The challenge is making multiples that have extremely similar dimensions when finished. These two spoons are an almost perfect set. Slightly overswelled the handle on the one with sap wood.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 16:04:33 No.1938774 Report

Quoted By: >>1939562

>>1938634
Wood is antibacterial. Look it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 16:06:56 No.1938777 Report

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>>1938685
Basically, and we're probably one of the worst about it. Gotta lot of angry larping faggots in here seething at the people who have made it.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 16:16:38 No.1938784 Report

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>>1938763
are those the wobbly butt scratching ones?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2020 16:28:01 No.1938798 Report

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>>1938784
salad tongs you mong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:45:51 No.1939160 Report

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>>1938293
OK Mr. Diogenites of Sinope why don't you just cup your hands to drink, faggot.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 00:49:46 No.1939165 Report

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>>1938293
Youll appreciate it when you carve your own. Ive made it a tradition to carve my eating utensils each time i camp. its fun.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 01:02:13 No.1939184 Report

Quoted By: >>1939190

>>1939160
>Diogenites
>faggot
learn to spell

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 01:03:36 No.1939190 Report

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>>1939184
I am not a wizard like you.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 02:12:39 No.1939281 Report

Quoted By: >>1939450 >>1940172 >>1943350

>>1938763
This is my first effort into whittling. Very primitive but I use them

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 02:36:03 No.1939295 Report

Quoted By: >>1939562

>>1938634
Take your PrEP and stop complaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 05:26:37 No.1939409 Report

Quoted By: >>1942388

>>1938654
But it will snap in half easily.

I gutted a fish with a wooden knife once. You just have to make it a serrated wooden knife and then to finish it with a polish so as to avoid splinters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 05:27:38 No.1939410 Report

Quoted By: >>1939562

>>1938634
Cedar walking sticks exist. Go read about cedar.

Also, people put a finish on wooden objects for a reason.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 06:55:12 No.1939450 Report

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>>1939281
kek don't give up your day job Jebediah!
But well done, a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 08:50:16 No.1939493 Report

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>>1938293
That's the second thing you whittle after a spoon and they are traditionally made from birch burl. That's just basic handcraft skills like making a handle for a puukko or a backpack from bark or hafting an axe.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 12:09:59 No.1939562 Report

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>>1938774
>>1939295
>>1939410
>Wood was so porous that vikings stored yeast in it
And what happens if I didn't bring my wood finish on my camping trip?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 12:44:24 No.1939580 Report

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>>1939562
>wooden cheese graters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2020 13:16:33 No.1939608 Report

Quoted By: >>1940186

>>1939450
A perfectly cromulent post

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 00:46:31 No.1940172 Report

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>>1939281
nice, you also made one of those nigger combs at the top there!

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 00:55:05 No.1940186 Report

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>>1939608
Exactly the reply I was looking for.
I felt there was another word I was looking for here to back this up.
>RAAAARGH DIDDILYYYYY

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 04:32:40 No.1940375 Report

Quoted By: >>1940457 >>1942385

>>1939562
What happens if you want to follow a bee to the hive, steal the honey, then make mead if you have no yeast wood?

What if you make acorn flour, removing the tannins and all, add wild berry jam to it, then want to make the yeast rise the flour/jam into a bread/cake/biscuit/etc?

Where will you get your yeast? Just wait for it? For days to infect it hoping that nothing bad like a bear comes along?

Sounds like you hate breads and mead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2020 07:04:09 No.1940457 Report

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>>1940375
based stroke poster

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 11:24:39 No.1942383 Report

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>>1938453
Why Grug need wood small bowl and stick?
When make fire Grug have BIG wood and BIG rock

make nut dust faster than small bowl and small sticks

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 11:28:06 No.1942385 Report

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>>1940375

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Anonymous Thu 26 Nov 2020 11:33:03 No.1942388 Report

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>>1939409
They don't snap easy at all. They are more brittle but if you pry with them like a retard they're fine. Way more useful than wood anyway you look. If you're going /out/ who cares about the metals detector anyway? Plenty of shit you can buy specifically for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 15:32:43 No.1943350 Report

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>>1939281
>That fork
Just wittle some chopsticks lmao

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