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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 07:33:41 No.1943172 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1943187 >>1943293 >>1943330 >>1943466 >>1943521 >>1943533 >>1943722 >>1946626 >>1946645 >>1948666 >>1951160

I WAS TOLD BLACKBEARS WERE PUSSIES AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS BE LOUD AND SLOWLY BACK UP WELL I DID THAT AND ONE BLUFF CHARGED ME BUT THEN IT ACTUALLY CHARGED AT ME AND KNOCKED ME ON MY ASS AND I HAD TO BEAT IT SEVERAL TIMES WITH A LITTLE HATCHET I HAD IN MY HAND FUCKING NEVER TRUSTING OUT AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 07:40:40 No.1943176 Report

Quoted By: >>1943177 >>1946080

you weren't scary enough
if you had intimidated the bear it wouldn't have charged you
(note: do not apply to grizzlies)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 07:43:55 No.1943177 Report

Quoted By: >>1948829

>>1943176
Back at my old job we had to scare away Grizzlies all the time, they would come into our gift shop and harass the gummy bears

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 08:20:53 No.1943187 Report

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>>1943172
based. now you have an incredible story about the time you fought off a bear

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 08:39:44 No.1943190 Report

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Dude it's late November, any bear you see now is gonna be a hungry bear, hungry bears don't fuck around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 08:41:15 No.1943191 Report

Quoted By: >>1943296

You're lucky he didn't eat your kayak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 09:39:00 No.1943203 Report

Quoted By: >>1943315 >>1946580

You're full of bullshit. Didn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:25:19 No.1943283 Report

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you cant be 5'5 and do that lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:39:24 No.1943293 Report

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>>1943172
If it knocked you down and you were able to use a hatchet on it then that means it must have been on top of you. If that was the case, you would have been mauled. A bear on top of someone is not going to fuck around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:41:33 No.1943296 Report

Quoted By: >>1945390

>>1943191
That video expands my dong and I don't know why

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:59:37 No.1943315 Report

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>>1943203
>Didn't happen.
Correct. Any bear struck with a hatchet is going to double down, not walk away. OP would have been lunch, dinner and the next day's breakfast if he was in a melee with a bear and only had a hatchet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 15:08:20 No.1943325 Report

Quoted By: >>1943518

post mauling wounds you LYING FAGGOT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 15:11:32 No.1943330 Report

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>>1943172
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SO YOU WORRN'T JUST TALKING HOT SHIT TO A FUKIN BEAR THAN, WAT DID YOU EXPECT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 19:12:33 No.1943466 Report

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>>1943172
And then all the bears clapped.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:28:47 No.1943518 Report

Quoted By: >>1946266 >>1946474 >>1948676

>>1943325
Not a lying faggot, I'm calm now. I decided to dayhike really close by the AT but not exactly it (Georgia) cause I was really bored. I was about 2 hours into my hike when i see this bear and it sees me. I start screaming boldly and blowing my whistle to scare it off no biggy. Nigger decides to do a bluff change and being hhonest i did noticeably flinch because I'm a fucking pussy, 4 seconds later it runs straight at me and pushes me down knocking me on my ass, i had no space between me and him to hit him with the blade of the hatchet, so i just hammer punched in the head twice with the handle until it fucked off and ran away, at the end of the day he was still a pussy, but a scary one nonetheless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:32:51 No.1943521 Report

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>>1943172
bear was pic related btw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:49:46 No.1943526 Report

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at least it wasn't a grizzly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 21:00:33 No.1943533 Report

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>>1943172
Built for BlackBear Cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Nov 2020 00:46:06 No.1943722 Report

Quoted By: >>1949648

>>1943172
>roll to intimidate
>fail
Get good, faggot. Should have used your war cry or berserker rage racial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Nov 2020 21:47:38 No.1945390 Report

Quoted By: >>1950574

>>1943296
I know why, imagining similar protests as you put it in her pooper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 19:06:48 No.1946080 Report

Quoted By: >>1946098 >>1946152

>>1943176
Except is does? I was charged by one of those fuckers and I just glared at it and it backed off. Grizzlies aren't shit. The only bears that you'll have to worry about is those Asian shortfaced ones because they can cut you with their poison claws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 19:43:03 No.1946098 Report

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>>1946080
If a mother grizzly perceives you as a threat to her cubs, I can assure you that you are most definitely fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 20:43:19 No.1946152 Report

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>>1946080
>Except it does?
Shut up only women and trannys talk like that you massive faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Nov 2020 23:20:01 No.1946266 Report

Quoted By: >>1946572 >>1946653

>>1943518
>Not a lying faggot
Ayuh. Blow some more smoke up our keisters. No bear is going to stop if you were pounding on its head, even with the blunt side of a hatchet. Speaking of which, you decide to go on a day hike, but happen to pack a hatchet? Unhuh. Tell us another one. Attention hound...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 03:18:27 No.1946474 Report

Quoted By: >>1946493

>>1943518
You must give off serious 'prey animal' vibes, if this really happened. Either way, get your T checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 03:38:39 No.1946493 Report

Quoted By: >>1946611

>>1946474
My t?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 05:22:37 No.1946572 Report

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>>1946266

children and suburban people love taking random blades and shit into the woods for no real planned reason but over all I'm leaning towards your side unless OP is like 5'0" and 100lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 05:33:55 No.1946580 Report

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>>1943203
hes full of bearshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 07:24:05 No.1946611 Report

Quoted By: >>1947035

>>1946493
He's referring to your testosterone levels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 08:06:04 No.1946626 Report

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>>1943172
hahaha pussy, I've had to scare away 3 so far and I'm even a manlet. Screech at it autistically they hate that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 08:59:43 No.1946645 Report

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>>1943172
Little known fact: black bears love to eat faggots. That's why you got attacked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 09:10:07 No.1946653 Report

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Why is /out/ full of autistic weirdos who don't know anything about actually going /out/. Op is a liar and this poster >>1946266 is a giant faggot. There are hundreds of stories of people punching bears in the face leading to their survival. Post gear and blisters or gtfo niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Dec 2020 21:55:52 No.1947035 Report

Quoted By: >>1948676

>>1946611
I do sarms and creatine, that should help my testosterone enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 05:05:54 No.1947338 Report

Quoted By: >>1947582

Why didn't you have a gun on you faggot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 16:21:22 No.1947582 Report

Quoted By: >>1947612

>>1947338
That's illegal, don't have my concealed permit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 17:11:11 No.1947612 Report

Quoted By: >>1947788

>>1947582
>That's illegal
imagine being this much of a pussy and not knowing why he didn't intimidate a bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 21:13:07 No.1947788 Report

Quoted By: >>1948423 >>1949480

>>1947612
It's not being a pussy it's being a law abiding sitisen, I'm terrified of what would happen if a cop finds me with a firearm on me. You know...I'm sick of defending myself on this website from all your ruthless attacks. Black bear attacked me, despite following all the advice I've been taught in here. You're in the wrong, certainly not me. So please and kindly fuck off with any of your insults and attack of my character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Dec 2020 21:18:48 No.1947793 Report

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>lying for attention from his internet pals
Genuinely sad and pathetic. Fix yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 18:28:23 No.1948423 Report

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>>1947788
>sitisen
Does georgian education really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 23:36:04 No.1948666 Report

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>>1943172

has anybody here ever just made friends with the bear and gone back to their cuddle cave for some lovin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Dec 2020 23:41:56 No.1948676 Report

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>>1943518
>>1947035
ass blasting estrogen faggot screeches like a wounded woman in order to scare off bear
>doesnt work
who would have guessed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2020 02:01:39 No.1948829 Report

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>>1943177
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Dec 2020 22:02:31 No.1949480 Report

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>>1947788
>despite following all the advice I've been taught in here.
You didn't have a gun in bear country that's a big no-no.

>I'm terrified of what would happen if a cop finds me with a firearm on me.
More scared than dyeing? (I mean clearly you are more scared of the cops than of dyeing. retard.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 01:16:59 No.1949648 Report

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>>1943722
His racial is that other races fuck his sister. Sounds like every thing went according to plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Dec 2020 05:08:32 No.1950574 Report

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>>1945390
pretty dark anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Dec 2020 21:50:34 No.1951160 Report

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>>1943172
Ibe told my black bear fucking war story here multiple times over the years no one listens because they read a fucking infographic and know better. Blackbears are MORE dangerous than Grizzlies IF they are hungry. To a starving grizzly we still arent worth the trouble, to a starving black bear we are diner. They only need be hungry enough to get brave, a grizzly will never be able to rationalize us as food though they are just too big. I'm not posting the whole thing again bit yeah I had to shoot at three black bears that came back after being scared away a dozen times in one night. I shot one out of a tree and it fell like 80 feet and ran away like nothing happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 23:43:33 No.1952192 Report

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bears in heat look for fights with other bears.
bears grow up wrestling with their brothers and put this into practice when they fight other bears
Don't trust /out/

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