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What happens when you're attacked by pirates?

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 14:18:06 No.1955912 View View Reply Original Report

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You're sailing and you see a small boat speeding towards you fast. Very fast. As it gets closer you see a dozen niggers. None wave their hands at you nor smile. What the fuck do you do then? Call for the sea police when you're about to be captured? Have a gun and start rapidly firing at them? The gun shit sounds based.

op Sat 12 Dec 2020 16:47:08 No.1956009 Report

Quoted By: >>1956028 >>1969546

>>1955912
This also can be applied to many other situations. It's a great fear of mine is being completely fucked in the middle of nowhere. I'm going on a trip up the Suez Canal and I hear that there are shitloads of bandits in the western Indian Ocean and the Aden Gulf. I'm probably too fearful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 17:11:58 No.1956021 Report

Quoted By: >>1956040

>>1955912
>The gun shit sounds based.
You'll never be a security contractor who sails the seas with his bros, shoot pirates when they try to board your ship. Sad days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 17:20:21 No.1956028 Report

Quoted By: >>1956040

>>1956009
My parents regularly go on trans-world cruises. When they sail on the east coast of africa the crew will lock valuables in a vault, wrap the rails with barbed wire, and arm themselves with water jets (basically firehoses) as a precaution. It happens.

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op Sat 12 Dec 2020 17:49:09 No.1956040 Report

Quoted By: >>1956084 >>1956189 >>1956618 >>1956723

>>1956021
I grew up near criminals. They're scum and I won't hesitate to actually shoot at them should they try anything funny or something odd.
>>1956028
>barbed wire, water jets
Thanks. I hope that's all I need for protection. I'll take shots if they seriously breach it.
>It happens.
How often does it happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 19:02:50 No.1956084 Report

Quoted By: >>1958930

>>1956040
I know that feeling. My brother was a hardcore Crip, and the area I lived in had a lot of kneegrows, so that shit alone made me start carrying a gun. Fuck them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 20:31:29 No.1956133 Report

Quoted By: >>1956632

lasers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 22:03:23 No.1956176 Report

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How dare you call amber a pirate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 22:06:55 No.1956180 Report

Quoted By: >>1956632

Flame thrower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 22:21:38 No.1956189 Report

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>>1956040
>How often does it happen?

constantly. you just don't hear about it because muh blacks can do no wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 22:24:43 No.1956193 Report

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Sea turtles, M8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 22:59:30 No.1956219 Report

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>>1955912
Hope to speak somalian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2020 23:14:36 No.1956229 Report

Quoted By: >>1956632 >>1957364 >>1964355

i've wondered about this, i'm not a sailor but i know a few and the most they'll say is that some times shit happens. most of them keep a few guns aboard just in case. what does maritime law allow for self defence? how do you report and to who? are forign coast guards any use?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2020 08:23:28 No.1956591 Report

Quoted By: >>1956654

A PIRATE I WAS MEANT TO BE TRRRIM THE SAILS AND RRROAM THE SEAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2020 10:01:42 No.1956618 Report

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>>1956040
>if a poor person is acting 'differently' I will shoot them without hesitation

Here's your (You) faggot.

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op Sun 13 Dec 2020 11:10:40 No.1956632 Report

Quoted By: >>1957364 >>1960857

> fuk yuo for shooting pooor peepol
>>1956618
Get mugged then. Have you grew up in a piece of shit part of the city like me? Maybe you are a dumb rich kid or a "gangsta." Cops didn't even stop most criminals back there and a lot of poorfags (in the first world) wouldn't be poor if they spent their money on actual needs, cut down the wants, save money, don't do stupid shit, etc. I was poor but then I grew a brain and got control over myself and stopped being a lazy fuck. It is very true that some of the poor are under harmful factors out of their control but that shouldn't mean they should do nuffin and smoke weed on the couch like a retard. I have a bad opinion of poor people mainly of the crap above and that all of my former friends who got envious, jealous when you think outside the box. Basically crabs in a bucket. Criminals are simply subhuman and have an IQ like you. Denying that is for real losers. No more gibs and no more weed, faggot.
>>1956229
I only have a handgun and my two other m8s don't have any guns. I wonder what exactly the others use. What is the general law about possessing firearms about this?
>>1956133 >>1956180
Alright. Kek at the flamethrower. I don't think it would work at sea that much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2020 12:39:28 No.1956654 Report

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>>1956591
> based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2020 14:44:34 No.1956723 Report

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>>1956040
The US Navy and others have been doing their best to control it in recent years, and more ships (both shipping and cruise) have started hiring armed guards ever since the Maersk Alabama hijacking. Still, pirates continue to attack ships, and it is something to take into account if you are going to be sailing in high risk areas known for piracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Dec 2020 03:49:14 No.1957364 Report

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>>1956632
>>1956229
While international waters don't have gun laws or a lot of the laws as you know per se, the nation of the flag you fly has some jurisdiction over you. The real issue is that when you enter a foreign port (and home port!), custom searches are extremely common or mandatory and if you are in a nation's sovereign territory you must obey their laws and regulations. Most nations have draconian gun laws (and nations allowing non-citizens any weapons rights are at all rare), and your trip may not be as simple as country a to country b; you must be in compliance with ALL of these laws if you expect to be allowed to dock. This means shit like hiding usb drives with porn if docking in some middle eastern countries or you may end up in prison. Some countries allow certain forbidden items to kept under the conditions of being maintained under sufficient lock and key and watch of the captain and/or senior officers while others will fuck your ass regardless.

Security is also expensive. Having a boat that you make your security team and contraband on is even more expensive (especially if it's more of a secondary vessel and not some shitty RHIB you make the poor bastards camp in for a few days; there's a reason no one does this) and really risky. That said, I have heard of crews and security teams that acquire automatic weapons only to dump them overboard after passing known piracy hotspots or before entering the destination's territorial waters. Most ships are content to carry more passive deterrents, water cannons ect. and rely on the fact pirates are typically interested in the cargo or ransom over stacking bodies. The US navy (and a couple others) do the heavy lifting of proactively dealing with piracy. Stay the fuck away from the Horn of Africa and the Straights of Malacca and you have avoided 90% of the piracy on the planet. Unfortunately those are both extremely valuable trade routes; the alternative path(s) are a massive pain in the ass and ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Dec 2020 03:58:51 No.1957370 Report

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>>1957364
tl;dr
No one gives a fuck about you killing pirates but being able to do so effectively is annoying.

op Mon 14 Dec 2020 07:27:32 No.1957505 Report

Quoted By: >>1958199 >>1964426

>>1957364
So the only way for me to go to the Mediterranean without getting fucked is to go under Africa to Gibraltar or pass the Pacific to the Americas and through the Atlantic? I'm in the Australia-New Zealand area. And I'll be thrown into a shitty foreign prison for possessing a gun for self defense? How do you have a strong defense when you can't have a gun. How do you deal with this shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Dec 2020 23:21:47 No.1957972 Report

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>>1955912
i am the pirates

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2020 04:34:45 No.1958199 Report

Quoted By: >>1958307

>>1957505
lasers are unregulated almost everywhere.

Look at this kid's channel
https://www.youtube.com/c/styropyro/videos

Deadly lasers are cheap and practical to use in the ocean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2020 06:44:46 No.1958275 Report

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Surrender and ask to join them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2020 06:52:53 No.1958281 Report

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>>1955912
If you're on a small boat, you sail away. If you're on a large boat, you start shooting and make sure to dislodge any grappling hooks before they can board you. If they get up close, try burning their boat with either gasoline or a flare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2020 07:04:16 No.1958294 Report

Quoted By: >>1958311 >>1964416 >>1967519

me and my girl want to yacht around the world as our retirement plan and I told her if this happens I would mercy kill her, kill as many as possible, sink our boat, then off myself.
So thats our plan, but it's not like I'll be able to get through the suez canal to somaliland anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2020 07:18:55 No.1958307 Report

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>>1958199
bro you already post on /k/ enough
>just bought a 20w diode laser
>k40 soon comrade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2020 07:25:34 No.1958311 Report

Quoted By: >>1958941

>>1958294
mothefucker why is kill your girl step one you dumb bunny
PEMDAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2020 00:38:27 No.1958907 Report

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>>1957364
thanks for the insight bro.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2020 01:10:47 No.1958930 Report

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>>1956084
/out/ isn’t for niggers. Git.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2020 01:43:50 No.1958941 Report

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>>1958311
>retirement plan
She'll be some wrinkly old lady by then, he'll be shooting her in the head as soon as he sees even one prow come over the horizon so he can have his boat to himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2020 01:27:31 No.1960793 Report

Quoted By: >>1961927

>>1955912
grab ar15 and pirate the pirates

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2020 02:29:20 No.1960857 Report

Quoted By: >>1961927

>>1956632
>implying cops pulling people over for no real reason tyrannically is a good thing
Here's your (You) faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2020 06:56:29 No.1961013 Report

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>>1957364
>This means shit like hiding usb drives with porn if docking in some middle eastern countries or you may end up in prison.
Based, fuck coomers.

op Sat 19 Dec 2020 13:02:12 No.1961927 Report

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>>1960793
Strict gun control here.
>>1960857
>implying police are ebil
Here's your (You) dindu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 13:43:03 No.1961940 Report

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>>1957364
This. Although in practice, most ships in Med (that's what I have experience with) usually have at least one firearm on board, usually stacked and hidden somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 14:34:36 No.1961962 Report

Quoted By: >>1961963 >>1964428

ME HARTIES THERE'S A NIGGER ON THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE NIGGER!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Dec 2020 14:35:57 No.1961963 Report

Quoted By: >>1965286

>>1961962
Someone needs to post that /k/ screencap about niggers during the Independence War.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:15:34 No.1964308 Report

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SOUTH PARK ARCHIVES

SOUTH PARK ARCHIVES
Somalian Pirates We
Fatbeard 65.JPG
PERFORMED BY
Eric Cartman
Somalian Pirates
EPISODE
"Fatbeard"

"Somalian Pirates We" is a song featured in the Season Thirteen episode, "Fatbeard".

Background
Eric Cartman teaches his group of Somali pirates to sing this song in a pirate training montage. It is a parody of "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)" from the Disneyland Pirates of the Caribbean attraction and "The Elegant Captain Hook" from Disney's 1953 animated adaptation of Peter Pan.

Lyrics
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we

We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we

Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 05:42:08 No.1964355 Report

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>>1956229
You're in the middle of the fucking ocean, retard. Literally dispose of their bodies and gear anywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 07:26:36 No.1964416 Report

Quoted By:

>>1958294
based retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 07:29:54 No.1964417 Report

Quoted By: >>1964429

>>1955912
Say y-you v-vo-ted for b-biden

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 08:00:00 No.1964426 Report

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>>1957505
>How do you have a strong defense when you can't have a gun.
Security corps that guard ships maintain weapons caches in international water.

>How do you deal with this shit?
You are never going to be able to easily cross international borders with a gun, even in your wildest dreams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 08:02:50 No.1964428 Report

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>>1961962
>PORT BOUGH
You've never been on a ship, have you?

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 08:04:00 No.1964429 Report

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>>1964417

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 08:31:42 No.1965160 Report

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>>1955912
they ask to be your friend

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 14:28:57 No.1965286 Report

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>>1961963
got you

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 17:08:28 No.1965368 Report

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>>1955912
These guys have the right idea.

https://youtu.be/K2VuiRuMQkE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 18:04:40 No.1965404 Report

Quoted By: >>1967180

>>1964429
Half (1/2) of the country think the election was fraudulent. Proof that the left can’t meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Dec 2020 08:42:12 No.1967180 Report

Quoted By:

>>1965404
Keep it to /pol/.

Proof that the right can't into law and order.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Dec 2020 12:53:29 No.1967241 Report

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>>1955912
You get attacked by pirates

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Dec 2020 21:21:56 No.1967519 Report

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>>1958294
You type like the blackest nigger. Reevaluate your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Dec 2020 22:25:43 No.1969546 Report

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>>1956009
>suez canal
Really though what makes you wanna go there if you're scared of criminality? Climate is not that great either and iirc you need to be lucky to catch some good winds

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Anonymous Mon 28 Dec 2020 22:53:10 No.1969569 Report

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>>1955912
Honestly I would want to have a cannon or something to sink their boat with. Maybe a SAW-type machine gun would do, Somalis from my understanding are usually in small crappy boats that would probably sink if punched full of 50 cal holes.

I'd feel extremely nervous about using small arms, just seems plausible that I wouldn't kill them all before they reached me. If you sink the boat it's not a problem, now they have to swim to you if they're still alive. Don't sink the boat, they can still get on board.

Probably best bet is if you have a buddy to steer, tell them to haul ass in the opposite direction while you fire on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 01:37:28 No.1969702 Report

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You need to hide your shoes, pirates like to poo in them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 14:28:08 No.1971774 Report

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Hairspray propelled potato cannon? I built a few in my days and though they are hard to aim they have some massive firepower, you could also shoot golfballs with it to make it extra lethal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 19:10:27 No.1971975 Report

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I doubt anyone would miss a bunch of looting niggers in the middle of the sea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 19:30:57 No.1971984 Report

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>>1955912
Bring the CIWS to bear and annihilate them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 01:46:28 No.1973821 Report

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Can anyone red pill on piracy in the Caribbean? Is it only an issue off the coast of Venezuela? Ever happen off Mexico or in the Bahamas? I’m going to have 3 months between jobs real soon and I want to do an extended blue water cruise around the Carib with my Dana 24 before the summer storm season really comes into full swing. I’m seriously considering bringing my gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 02:44:39 No.1975329 Report

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>>1955912
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