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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:12:40 No.195780 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>195818 >>195881 >>195999 >>196100

Hey /out/, /x/ here.

You guys want to go out in the woods hunting for monsters with us and /k/? Its gonna be fun..

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:13:03 No.195781 Report

Quoted By: >>195783

No, not really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:16:34 No.195783 Report

Quoted By: >>195785

>>195781
Yes you do. Come on its gonna be fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:18:12 No.195785 Report

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>>195783
No. We dont. Pls go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:19:42 No.195788 Report

Quoted By: >>195792

>Paranoid schizophrenics and gun nuts together innawoods

No thanks, I'd rather live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:20:36 No.195790 Report

Quoted By: >>195794

The tribe has spoken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:21:18 No.195791 Report

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Paranoid delusional craziness plus guns? I think I'll stay out of the woods that weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:22:45 No.195792 Report

Quoted By: >>195856

>>195788
Well you guys aren't dumb enough to get yourselves shot. In all likelihood if anyone dies its going to be an /x/phile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:24:25 No.195794 Report

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>>195790
Fine by me. Theres already a shit ton of expeditions planned starting with two this weekend and dozens of people involved. We were just inviting you fags to be polite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:32:07 No.195803 Report

Quoted By: >>195810 >>195813

I'll come. /x/, /k/, and /out/ are my favorite boards behind /pol/.

Shit sounds fun as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:38:19 No.195810 Report

Quoted By: >>195813

>>195803
Heres the /x/ thread. Theres prolly one on /k/ atm too.
>>13412756

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:40:13 No.195811 Report

Quoted By: >>195815 >>195908

/out/ is filled with brittrash and gay swedes (lol redundancy) so obviously they are morbidly afraid of anything /k/ related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:41:49 No.195813 Report

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>>195803
>>195810
Sorry I just went full retard there

>>>/x/13412756

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:43:27 No.195815 Report

Quoted By: >>195816

>>195811
Well its not like the can come anyway. Though I suppose they could just go monster hunting over there if they wanted to

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:44:15 No.195816 Report

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>>195815
they can't come, but it won't stop them from going out of their way to shit up the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:45:03 No.195818 Report

Quoted By: >>195821

>>195780
Nothing has ever sounded so retarded and so awesome at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:48:09 No.195821 Report

Quoted By: >>195823

>>195818
That was exactly our thinking when it was thought up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 17:52:04 No.195823 Report

Quoted By: >>195831

>>195821
Yea it sounds kind of fun, unfortunately I live in SA so I can't make it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:00:55 No.195831 Report

Quoted By: >>195842 >>195926

>>195823
South africa?

RentalGear !DRA2oCul5A

RentalGear !DRA2oCul5A Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:06:00 No.195834 Report

Quoted By: >>195839

I feel like an /out/ /k/ and /x/ meetup would mostly be /out/ guys starting a fire while /k/ talks about a hundred other way cooler ways it would have started a fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:10:01 No.195839 Report

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>>195834
Actually a few anons from /x/ and /k/ got together and drew up a rather lengthy cryptid hunting guide and one of the rules is no fires if they can be avoided. A. We dont want to scare off whatever we're hunting and B. We don't wanna burn the woods down. But I get your point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:11:17 No.195842 Report

Quoted By: >>195847 >>195875

>>195831
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:15:17 No.195847 Report

Quoted By: >>195851

>>195842
Well are there any monster legends in south africa you can investigate? There are some people from other countries doing things, couple guys and the UK and a couple in NZ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:19:49 No.195851 Report

Quoted By: >>195855

>>195847
Yeah a bunch, but I've never found another SA poster on /k/, /out/ or /x/ (though I'm rarely on /x/)...kind of sucks because there's so much to do in this country, but since all my friends are basement dwelling autists I generally have most of my adventures alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:23:40 No.195855 Report

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>>195851
Well go post a throw away email in the /x/ thread maybe someone will be up for something round there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:25:07 No.195856 Report

Quoted By: >>195859

>>195792
>In all likelihood if anyone dies its going to be an /x/phile
If an /x/phile who's off her meds gets hold of one of /k/'s guns, everyone's going to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:27:27 No.195859 Report

Quoted By: >>195870

>>195856
Not all /x/philes are aspies. I'm an /x/phile and a healthy skeptic. I just like 2spooky and adventures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:43:04 No.195867 Report

Quoted By: >>195868

Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:44:03 No.195868 Report

Quoted By: >>195871

>>195867
sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:48:01 No.195870 Report

Quoted By: >>195872

>>195859
Same here, and I'm not saying they're aspies (do you know what that actually means?). I'm saying a lot of them are schizotypal if not outright schizophrenic, and often subject to psychotic delusions. Which if you lurk there you know isn't far from the truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:48:25 No.195871 Report

Quoted By:

>>195868
bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:50:09 No.195872 Report

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>>195870
I do know actually.

And as far as the crazy ones...well I like to hope most are trolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:52:22 No.195875 Report

Quoted By: >>195877

>>195842
you can go on a kaffir hunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 18:59:27 No.195877 Report

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>>195875
Whats that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:06:36 No.195881 Report

Quoted By: >>195885 >>195891 >>195916 >>196087

>>195780
It WILL be fun!

But I'm a solo hunter and my target of prosecution is the Mollgion Monster. Arizona's subspecies of The Bigfoot.

I was /out/ a few weeks ago and got absolute but contavertable proof that they DO exisist, though in low numbers.

Failing that I would have no problem inviting /k/ and /pol/ out to Pinal and Cochise counties to hunt water barrels!!!

Hmm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:13:50 No.195885 Report

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>>195881
Well if you insist on going alone please make sure you document everything. /x/ and /k/ would be most appreciative if you could share you pics after as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 19:28:28 No.195891 Report

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>>195881
I told you that would happen if you didn't take your clozapine, Mr. Wilson. Now take this, drink a glass of water and go back to your room. If you behave, I'll read you a nice story!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:15:44 No.195908 Report

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>>195811
Hunting is actually really popular in the rural parts of the UK. Gun licences are not hard to acquire either when you live in the countryside.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:32:35 No.195911 Report

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I could go and investigate the creature rumored to be living here in northern Finland. There's even that one pretty popular pasta about it with the map and all.

I even think I might know one of the guys from the original pasta who went there to hunt the creature few years back.

Pic related, it's the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 20:53:44 No.195916 Report

Quoted By: >>195917 >>196267 >>196295

>>195881
Fellow AZ anon inform me of that monster. I've heard of skin walkers and some native legends but never that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:00:54 No.195917 Report

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>>195916
It like bigfoot, only it lives outside Prescott, near Mingus Mountain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:48:07 No.195926 Report

Quoted By: >>196234 >>196236 >>196245

>>195831
Dude Fuck I'm in South Africa! I wanna go innawoods but I keep hearing stories of witch doctors cutting body parts off random people for muthi and that scares the fuck out of me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 21:58:17 No.195930 Report

Quoted By: >>195948

I thought outdoors men would understand there are no cryptids. I thought /out/ was at least somewhat conscience of reality. Guess I was wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 22:04:14 No.195931 Report

Quoted By: >>195994

Oh for fucks sake. /x/ spilling over into here too? You have your own board!

This shit reminds me of when I did military service with a bunch of city folk and was up on watch with this girl who was scared shitless of the night and animals. I couldn't leave the post to piss because a twig snapping or deer call would literally make her shiver.

There were also a bunch of people who were scared of wolves and bears. I tried to tell them that they'd be lucky to ever SEE one - the camp is loud and messy and they're not going to come near us. They wouldn't believe it.

I'd be scared to spend a night outside with you gullible fools for fear of being shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2013 22:37:47 No.195948 Report

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>>195930
I doubt many people in this thread genuinely think they will spot something paranormal, it's just a good excuse to be in the woods with some bros and you get to be entertained by fuckwits completely disconnected with reality as a bonus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 00:54:25 No.195989 Report

Quoted By: >>195992 >>196031 >>196042 >>196073 >>196237

So if there was a small group of /out/k/x/ on a cryptid hunt and they actually did run into something like a skin walker or goat man, or werewolves, what do you think would happen?
/k/ would obviously go all tacticool and unleash an entire stripper clip from an SKS into it while /x/ collectively shit themselves as they realise they were right all along but what would /out/ do in that kind of situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:03:26 No.195992 Report

Quoted By:

>>195989
Ask if the skinwalker wants some chips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:06:39 No.195994 Report

Quoted By:

>>195931
/x/ has been the shittiest board on 4chan for years it's good its members are finally doing something cool. So shut the fuck up, you stupid nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 01:20:51 No.195999 Report

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>>195780
>H-hey guys, let's go out in the woods alone to "hunt cryptids", it'll be fun I promise. No need to bring guns or firestarters, I wouldn't worry about that.
>SkinwalkerInDisguise.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 02:06:13 No.196031 Report

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>>195989
Probably shake their heads like "I new these niggas would spoil the woods for me.."

RentalGear !DRA2oCul5A

RentalGear !DRA2oCul5A Fri 13 Sep 2013 02:23:24 No.196042 Report

Quoted By: >>196051

>>195989

Start a hammock vs tents debate with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 02:33:01 No.196051 Report

Quoted By:

>>196042
Everyone knows skin walkers are hammock men

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:05:00 No.196073 Report

Quoted By: >>196075

>>195989
>unleash an entire stripper clip from an SKS into i
All of five rounds? I'm terrified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:09:15 No.196075 Report

Quoted By:

>>196073
Five rounds doesn't terrify you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 03:39:04 No.196087 Report

Quoted By: >>196248

>>195881
>Mogollon Monster
Spend too many nights at Camp Geronimo huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 05:03:16 No.196100 Report

Quoted By:

>>195780
A bunch of spooked out neckbeards shooting at "monsters". Yah you're not going to get arrested for murder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 14:00:44 No.196234 Report

Quoted By: >>196236 >>196245

>>195926
>but I keep hearing stories of witch doctors cutting body parts off random people for muthi and that scares the fuck out of me!

Fuck it bro, we'll make sure to bring enough ammo.

Drop me an e-mail if interested.

[email protected]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 14:04:43 No.196235 Report

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>bunch of jumpy ass motherfuckers heavily armed in the woods
yeah I'd love to come, sounds like a good way to acquire a permanent injury

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 14:09:58 No.196236 Report

Quoted By: >>196245

>>195926
>>196234

Also I might be able to convince some friends to come along. If you can get some people too then the more the merrier.

Do you live near CT or Gauteng?

There's so much /out/doors activities to do in SA, it would be great if we get a group together.

Just drop me an e-mail (even if blank) with subject field "/out/". (It's not my personal e-mail so I only check it every few days).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 14:10:39 No.196237 Report

Quoted By: >>196265

>>195989
>what would /out/ do in that kind of situation
give first aid to the poor guy that was just shot by /k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 14:43:59 No.196245 Report

Quoted By:

>>196236
>>196234
>>195926
Actually I lost that password, just post ITT if interested and I'll drop my personal e-mail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 14:58:19 No.196248 Report

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>>196087
Good times, man...

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 15:19:21 No.196265 Report

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>>196237

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 15:21:59 No.196267 Report

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>>195916
They range from Payson to Paulden and from Flagstaff to Springerville.

The last one I didn't get on film was out at Spring Creek near Cornville. If you take a back dirt road you can ford both Spring Creek and Oak Creek south of Page Springs.

Trackin' that Skunk Ape gets me /out/ to some really nice places!

Which is really the pont anyway.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 15:30:39 No.196274 Report

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>mfw i dress up like a goat, and shake bushes near the camping spot
>mfw i'm shot and killed within minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 15:49:23 No.196295 Report

Quoted By: >>196313

>>195916
Also...

You may not have heard The Legend of Red Ghost?

Google that for more detail but basically in the 1840's the US Army brought camel troops to AZ as pack animals. Desert right, makes sense.

They were turned loose due to the Civil War and thier decendants still roam the trackless wastes of AZ. Red Ghost being the most famous and well worth a quick search for the story.

Skinwalkers got nuttin' on Red Ghost the murderous camel with a human skeletine strapped to his back!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 16:16:53 No.196313 Report

Quoted By: >>196329 >>196334

>>196295
>Google that for more detail but basically in the 1840's the US Army brought camel troops to AZ as pack animals. Desert right, makes sense.

Did you all know that the largest population of camels is in.. Australia?
Yet another example of the well intentioned but idiotic idea of moving species around indiscriminately. We fuck up the ecosystem so easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 16:19:58 No.196315 Report

Quoted By:

Here's a link to the /k/ thread
>>>/k/17957793
And new /x/ thread
>>>/x/13419310
If any sc/out/s are interested still

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 16:36:18 No.196329 Report

Quoted By: >>196519

>>196313
How come steve irwin never caught a camel?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 16:39:18 No.196334 Report

Quoted By: >>196339 >>196344 >>197489

>>196313
Did somebody say Australia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 16:45:32 No.196339 Report

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>>196334
Yeah. You and some buddies should head out and bag some australian monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 17:00:58 No.196344 Report

Quoted By:

>>196334
I drive by this guys village everytime I got to vienna, hella weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2013 22:30:44 No.196519 Report

Quoted By:

>>196329
Which is wierd 'cause his wife caught camel toe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:24:08 No.197489 Report

Quoted By: >>197498

>>196334
learn to read imbicile. This guy is not from australia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:39:37 No.197498 Report

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>>197489
youre new here, arent you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:48:36 No.197503 Report

Quoted By: >>199902

Will there be acid and canister air horns?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2013 15:43:36 No.199902 Report

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>>197503
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