Hey bros! Ever wonder what it's like living in an abandoned ghost town your dad bought for you with his trust fund money? Well lemme tell you it's not easy.

For one, there's the renovations. Turns out if you leave power tools plugged in overnight with old ungrounded plugs, bad stuff happens. I burned down the most historic building on the entire property! Oops. Dad is gonna get so pissed when he finds out xD oh well at least I can dig up the foundation looking for whiskey bottles

Anyway let's just go into this hundred year old mine with dead bodies in it to look for some jeans. FUCK there aren't any jeans in it, OK time to seal it up forever lol

Anyway it's so hard living up here I have to drive 40 minutes in my free ATV to get supplies it's like super rough up here. Also no internet, which makes it really hard to do my bullshit nothing job >.<

Alright stay tuned for the next episode where I figure out how to squeeze some money out of this shithole and make dad proud. Later guys