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Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 20:20:38 No.1972005 View View Reply Original Report

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Serious question: Do yall fap when you go /out/?

I went on a backpack out in WA State on the peninsula, and it was very soothing. No one was out there, and i felt like i had the whole place to myself. On the second day of not seeing anyone I made my camp and just took it out and fapped by the fire just for the fuck of it. I was slow and soothing. No porn, no lust. Just a slow and soothing fap.

Does anyone else fap in the woods for the fuck of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 20:22:22 No.1972006 Report

Quoted By: >>1972011 >>1972039 >>1972483 >>1974881

Please stop doing this. I set up trail cams to watch wild animals, not perverts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 20:27:35 No.1972010 Report

Quoted By: >>1972011 >>1972048 >>1972077 >>1972088 >>1975689 >>1977571

>be me, 16, in eagles
>go out one trip and get paired up with some dirty kid we called "socks"
>socks liked his faps
>socks carried around a crusted yellow feefee bag and went to bed late, if you know what i mean
>4th night in, socks gets eaten by a bear that had been stalking him for a day
>trip cancelled

It has consequences, Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 20:28:50 No.1972011 Report

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>>1972006
>>1972006
Well, if you set up a cam in the woods you get what you get. From bigfoot to my big foot-long.

>>1972010
well, that took a turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 20:35:30 No.1972014 Report

Quoted By: >>1972019 >>1976157

>>1972005
>yall
You are not folksy
You are not southern
Stop deliberately speaking like a nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 20:39:43 No.1972019 Report

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>>1972014
You don't know me or where I'm from, but its clear that *you're from the toughest part of the internet, aren't ya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 20:56:10 No.1972028 Report

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>>1972011
>>1972019
Your lady friend has a nice ass, mine is too chickenshit to get nude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 21:08:43 No.1972039 Report

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>>1972006
Oh shit.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 21:19:33 No.1972048 Report

Quoted By: >>1972058

>>1972010
This next one is for socks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 21:37:46 No.1972058 Report

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>>1972048
Agreed, guess my New Years jerk for tonight is dedicated to Socks. F

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 22:08:22 No.1972077 Report

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>>1972010
F

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Dec 2020 22:25:36 No.1972088 Report

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>>1972010
Socks, I never knew you. But, I vow to go into the woods this very weekend and rub one onto a leaf or something.

F

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jan 2021 07:40:50 No.1972399 Report

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>>1972005
Yes. It's partly the voyeurism, and partly the fact that just feels good to cum outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jan 2021 09:57:04 No.1972438 Report

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>>1972005
Yuh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jan 2021 10:51:17 No.1972451 Report

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SUN IS SHINING
THE TREES ARE SWAYING
BUT THE COOMER FEELS THE INSATIABLE NEED TO COOMO COOOM COOOM COOOM
SPLURT SPLURT ALL OVER A TREE TO MARK HIS TERRITORY
WHAT A CHAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jan 2021 12:36:21 No.1972483 Report

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>>1972006
i make it a point to spank it in front of trail cams. you know you like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jan 2021 14:48:02 No.1972525 Report

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>>1972005
>On the second day of not seeing anyone
>On the second day
Nigga, I rub one out after 30 minutes of not seeing anyone innawoods.
That and a nice wank in the morning, when I do overnighters (rarely).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jan 2021 16:01:43 No.1972540 Report

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I was recently in some remote public land. (not labeled on most maps, no signs, no trails, no hunting allowed, no camping allowed, etc) Was walking around thinking I was in complete privacy when I came upon what must have been a poachers game cam. Now I make sure to check all nearby trees before I whip my dick out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jan 2021 16:06:46 No.1972544 Report

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I normally don't gave to because of kids etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Jan 2021 16:09:49 No.1972548 Report

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Oops *have to because I normally have a kid to fuck unless I am backpacking alone at dolly sods or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 01:00:44 No.1973772 Report

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I do I'm a fucking degenerate coomer and I'll wank anywhere. From the good old days of finding discarded porn mags in the bush near my parents house to now having a relaxing wank in the car after a spearfish. My best nature wank was in this big dune area at one of the beaches west of auckland. Thick forest that ends at big fuckoff cliffs with a couple of km of black sand dunes with little lakes and wetland areas in them. It's the place I feel closest to the spirit world so I always strip naked when I go there and spill my seed on the good earth like mayan princes burning paper soaked with their foreskin blood. Supreme pleasure and a truly spiritual experience like making love to the earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jan 2021 01:45:23 No.1973819 Report

Quoted By: >>1975078

>>1972005
I like to jack off to hentai inside of my tent and cuddle with my dakimakura pillow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:40:56 No.1974702 Report

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>>1972005
Always afraid a game warden is hiding in the bushes. Always fantasize about running into a horny female hunter, though. Actually saw two women walking innadesert today, 400 yards off, probably birders. Didn't try to follow and couldn't tell if they were hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:47:36 No.1974706 Report

Quoted By: >>1974729

>exploring abandoned goldfield in the middle of nowhere, Australia
>some bitch on Instagram I sometimes talked to is trying to get my attention
>convince her to send nudes
>sit on the ground, against my pack, and cum in a merino wool hiking sock while looking at her red bush
>tell her that I’m about to lose reception and go about thoroughly enjoying my day
>ghost her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:57:39 No.1974717 Report

Quoted By: >>1977563

I used to masturbate on birds. Not proud but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the animals would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional hiking girl coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged, just take some porn. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My birds/squirrels preferred white bread but healthier aninals might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even corn. Fat, unhealthy animals are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated a log/bank and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the wildlife to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your animals. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to them, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing the animals reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the forest. I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of deer, cock throbbing and waiting for them to come close to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:10:34 No.1974729 Report

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>>1974706
Post on /b/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:37:32 No.1974755 Report

Quoted By: >>1974880 >>1975065

>>1972005
No. Masturbation is for faggots and I'm not a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 13:02:02 No.1974880 Report

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>>1974755
spotted the closeted faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 13:07:01 No.1974881 Report

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>>1972006
where are such cams usually placed?
my fap session ending up on youtube would suck lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 13:08:44 No.1974882 Report

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>>1972019
think of all the calories she would provide

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:37:11 No.1975054 Report

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Nature is tantamount to a church in my eyes. It's a place to shed your degeneracy and try to reflect on elevating yourself. So no. That's fucked.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:48:35 No.1975064 Report

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>>1972005
Aren't you worried about the foreskin-walkers anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:50:36 No.1975065 Report

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>>1974755
It's only gay if you masturbate to other guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 19:52:45 No.1975066 Report

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>>1972005
I fap every time I shower as part of the routine while my conditioner sets so it depends on if I'm out long enough to need to wash
solar showers are great

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 20:04:30 No.1975078 Report

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>>1973819
>living room camper

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 14:07:00 No.1975686 Report

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> No porn, no lust. Just a slow and soothing fap.
Actually this is a great way to replenish your spiritual energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2021 14:08:50 No.1975689 Report

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>>1972010
Socks, not even knew you, but dies a true hero.
F

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jan 2021 00:23:35 No.1976153 Report

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>>1972005
>ctrl+f
>"bushwhack"
>0 results
I am disappoint.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jan 2021 00:38:18 No.1976157 Report

Quoted By: >>1976172

>>1972014
he acts like a nigger and your concern is he speaks like a nigger? he's probably the same kike that makes the nudist threads, imagine evolving for millenia to take shelter from the elements just for some generation of coomers to transpose this fantasy to the very place people go to escape the habit

absolutely doomed, nukes would be too kind now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jan 2021 01:05:45 No.1976172 Report

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>>1976157
ok /his/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2021 04:39:01 No.1977563 Report

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>>1974717
this is what has been missing from /b/ for the last 10 years, turns out it's in /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2021 04:55:48 No.1977571 Report

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>>1972010
Never knew you socks, but I'll rub one out for you buddy

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jan 2021 13:36:45 No.1977729 Report

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>>1972005
It's a must. A really refreshing feeling. I go outdoors if I know there are no people around, but some times I do it in cabins or outhouses. There's this abandoned hunting cabin a couple of kilometers away that I some times go to just to fap.

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