>>1991807>Also I'd rather use a wood splitter any fucking day than an axe.So would anyone who's ever had to split any real amount of wood. Fuck, even a small amount of wood. Don't get me wrong, you'll make panties wet if there are women around, but usually it's just you, alone and sweaty (as per usual), ineffectively splitting wood (missing, half split, etc.). When you do split one all the way through on the first go it's a good feeling though.
The real pro gamer move is to have both and when you have a party make sure you have less than the amount of wood you will burn split and then to split some perfectly seasoned wood with a maul and then let other guys who will inevitably want to try go at it. Worst case scenario, they're as good as you are and you all just look like studs. Or, you know, just be normal and learn guitar or how to make girls laugh.
tl;dr unless trying to get pusy use splitter
