>>212150But it doesn't. Because you Jewed out and bought the cheap shit.
And a tiny gust of wind blows most of it back in your face, and what manages to reach the target has very little effect because of its low capsicum content, and the fact that he has been sprayed before and built up some tolerance.
And now, you, the protagonist of this of the story find yourself in a bit of a predicament.
Your weapon of choice has failed to stop the nigga, who is now fuming with rage, swinging from fluorescent lamps and ready to tear into your skull like it was ripe watermelon.
Anyway, you fucking died because you relied on some stupid cheap keychain mace which you didn't even know how to use.
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If you want to get mace, get the good stuff. Fox Labs, Cold Steel, Sabre and actual MACE brand.
I find the foam kind to be the best, because it won't blow back in your face in a breeze, and if you're indoors it won't fog up to room.
Remember, mace does not incapacitate your aggressor.
It only gives you an opening to run, or to use your Jew Jitsu on him. Running is pretty much useless because you'll likely be in the middle of nowhere.
>I find it's just affective to carry a couple twenty dollar bills and give them to homeless people so they will leave you alone.There are two kinds of homeless people:
Some are like roaches. They scurry when they see someone.
They are harmelss, and hide because do not want to be found.
The second are the kind you need to worry about. If you flash a $20 they won't think
"Oh hey this guy is cool I'll just leave him alone." They'll think "There's more where this came from"
