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>go for a hike in the snow at favorite spot >decide to try to make a fire with a ferro rod, and make some hot cider >bring some skyr to eat by the fire >decide to try making snowshoes >beautiful drive up >very excited >get to place I'm going to hike at, a few cars parked off the road >fuck.jpg >get to trailhead, it forks 3 ways >two of the ways have heavy foot traffic >the third just has deer tracks >take third option >hike up about a half mile to a mile >snow's deep, but it's beautiful >get set up, start working on snowshoes >takes forever, and they kind of suck, but still proud that I made them >take three steps, start to hear children screaming in joy and adult laughter echoing through the area >god damnit >hike up a ways, snowshoes break, go into a grove and start setting up for a fire >people's voices don't go away >hear laughing and footsteps >dog comes up to me, starts growling, baring teeth >hand on ccw >some retard and his son come around the corner >"oh don't worry about chuggy, he likes people haha!" >sure doesn't look like it >"ya makin' a fire?" >"yup" >"good weather for a fire, yep!" >grumble >"ya know what you're doing?" >"yup" >eventually retard and retard jr fuck off >can't get fire going, oh well, the view is incredible >take first bite of skyr, fucking delicious >hear more voices coming closer >"...this is a good spot to start, yep. Just uh, don't go too much further, there's some weird guy with a gun up there" >wife goes into near-hysterics >finish my skyr having to hear shithead kids shrieking >pissed >pack up >start walking down the hill >walk through the middle of their group >murmurs and dirty looks >toward the bottom of the hill >some little kid on a sled runs into me >kid shrieks >get up, brush myself off, mom starts yelling at me >tempted to grab ccw and tell them to fuck off >instead, kid's shrieks get louder >start laughing >yell "your little retard deserved it" and leave
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>>2022044 >go innawoods >no one around >enjoy the snow covered forest by myself. >feelsgoodman.jpeg. Anonymous
>have saturday off >decide to take the kids and wife on a walk in the local park >it's just a couple mile loop, nothing special, and the kids want to go sledding >drive 15 minute to the park parking lot >path branches off 3 ways >decide to take the patch that goes to the local sledding hill >start walking on path >wtf, why is some retard wearing snowshoes for 4 inches of snow? >must_be_some_cityidiot_tryhard.png >reach sledding hil >some idiot is trying ot start a fire with a firesteel and a morakniv >it's a suburban sledding hill, but i guess i won't judge, not everyone can take enough time to go camping overnight >get closer >see he doesn't have a tinder pile and is trying to light wet hardwood shavings >decide to offer to help >"ya know what you're doing?" >"yup" >"Here I can lend you my bic" >"bics are for larpers" >"pardon me?" >"I said bics are for larpers" >"uhh, not sure what a larper is, but okay, let me know if you need any help champ." >he mumbles something under his breath and lifts his jacket fumbling to show off what looks like a polymer80 >not sure why he would bring one on 2 mile walk to the local park >"i guess you city folk haven't had much experience with black bears have you?" >he mumbles something under his breath about "larpers" again and visibly gets frustrated >knocks his pile of featherstick shavings into the snow, starts swearing about "larpers" and "normies" >decide I don't want to be the target of his autistic rage >"uh, hey let me know if you need any help with that fire, I'll be over at the sledding hill with the kids"
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>>2022063 Based family man
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>>2022063 >rest of family gets to the sledding hill >"...this is a good spot to start, yep. Just uh, don't go too much further, there's some weird guy with a gun up there" >tell wife about that there's a fetal alcohol syndrome looking fellow trying to start a fire in the hemlock grove >wife replies, "yeah i guess these cityidiots have been flooding this park ever since someone posted it on alltrails" >she's frustrated >we both grew up from the area and cityfolk have started invading >oh well, at least we're justhere to go sledding for the afternoon >spend the next hour sledding with the kids with the kids >1 hour later >spot the autist walking down the sledding hill >he's wearing snowshoes and there's only 4 inches of snow >i guess cityfolks really aren't used to the winter >autist starts muttering weird things about "larpers" and "normies" under his breath again >"Hey did you get that fire started champ?" >no_response.png >"Alright, hope you had fun this afternoon" >autist keeps muttering to himself while looking at the ground >I guess autistic people avoid eye contact >he keeps walking without looking where he's going >walks across the sledding path >"Hey watch it johnny!" >Autist has crossed the path of my son's sled >son crashes into autist >starts crying, "I didn't mean to hit you sir" >Autist kicks my son away >wife gets mad >son starts crying >"Hey what the hell did you do that for? you got to watch where you're going punk" >Autist keeps muttering to himself, can't make eye contact or say anything >awkwardly shuffles away on his snowshoes >gets about 50 yds away, turns around >hear "your little retard deserved it" >then he scurries off back to the parking lot Why are cityidiots like this? I just want to go sledding with the family without all these out-of-towners acting so rude.
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>>2022044 If some retards can find you, you're not far enough out. blame yourself for being an angry shit head
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>>2022044 >Why are people like this I was about to ask you the same question : why are you an asshole ?
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>>2022044 >Wanting to be undisturbed and not make small talk with some stranger Understandable
>Acting so pissy instead of just continuing deeper to venture to a new spot Pussy mode
Sorry you had a bad day but I don't think it was worth blog posting about
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>>2022044 >Know what you're doing >Fails to start fire Seems ya didn't know what you were doing bruh
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OP really considered drawing his gun on a family of people for yelling at them.
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>drive out to a local lake >right at the snow line >about 10 cars parked along the road where pavement ends >people using the main forestry road as a hiking trail >pop into 4 high >couple hiking with their pupperinos >they stop and turn to stare at me as I drive by >hit the end of the road and turn around >see them on the way back >spray them with slush
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>>2022063 >>2022073 Top kek.
>>2022347 Wtf is wrong with you?
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>>2022044 >"...there's some weird guy with a gun up there" >>tempted to grab ccw So were you cc'ing or open carrying or are you just a liar noguns? You sound like a noguns.
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>>2022413 Depending on his set up, he can go from conceal to open in just a second. I carry OWB at my 3 with my coat covering it, only takes a second to tuck my coat and shirt inbetween my body and the holster. Usually do that when I get in the car, so if did have to draw I wouldn't be dealing with my coat getting in the way.
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>doesnt even go deep enough down the path that small children can catch up to you with ease >bushcrafting some gay ass nonworking snow shoes >ready to shoot a dog instead of just kicking it away if it bites you >generally being a retarded autist
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>>2022413 >>2022722 Imagine carrying a gun with you on a daily basis. Kek. Unless you live in South Chicago or are going into the backcountry there is no need for this. Don't get me wrong I 100% believe it is our right to be able to but to actually do it is a huge LARP in this day and age. What are you so scared of?
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>>2022044 I didn't read all that, read maybe the first 1/4. Anon, you're larping too hard. Chill.
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>>2022757 Imagine being such a faggot that you wouldn't want to carry a gun. I carry for multiple reasons.
1. Some one has tried to kill me, I ended up getting stabbed several times.
2. I work at Lab Corp, will go into tyhe ghetto after dark, I've had to pull my gun on people in the past.
3. Supreme court ruled that police have zero obligation to protect you. So even your ass is being stabbed to death infront of cops, they can walk off.
4. I grew up in Centralia, WA. A place that has higher crime rate than Chicago.
>Don't get me wrong I 100% believe it is our right Than why you even talking, faggot?
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>>2022347 >people using the main forestry road as a hiking trail I do that.
Leave the car at the start of the dirt road and then branch out into little trails to the side along the road.
It's the only way to take a reasonable walk in my area.
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>>2022044 >>2022063 >>2022073 Quality shitposting.
I am entertained.
Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5
>>2022044 >bring some skyr to eat by the fire What in hell??
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>>2022848 he's an amerimutt trying to "get in touch with his ancestors" or something, but doesn't realize he's basically eating overpriced hipster yogurt
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>>2022413 sounds like a regular Responsible Gun Owner of the reasonable Burger states of america.
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>>2022044 What’s the point in not bringing a lighter? You had a gun on you, so it’s obviously not because you’re opposed to modern technology. Having a backup is all well and good, but why fuck around and make things harder for yourself, in the middle of winter no less.
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>>2023636 Butane lighters don't work in the cold.
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>>2022347 I love this thread
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>>2023784 want to know how i know you've never gone winter hiking?
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>>2022796 All of your reasons are anecdotal and extremely specific to your own weird life (which I'm guessing is highly exaggerated). Most people have no need to carry daily.
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>>2023843 Most people live outside downtown server.
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>>2023843 Do you not carry a medical kit when backpacking either, since you likely won’t need it? Or do you not wear a seatbelt because you probably won’t crash?
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>>2023859 Not him but I’ve used my first aid kit dozens of times, on myself and others, usually for minor stuff but a few nasty cuts. And I’ve been in a few car crashes as well, at least 6 or 7 in my life.
Never needed a gun though.
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>>2022044 >mom starts yelling at me >tempted to grab ccw If you cannot handle an irate woman yelling at you then you’re too emotionally fragile to handle gun ownership. Sell that thin before you hurt some one or yourself, stop watching porn, and stop doing drugs.
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>>2022063 >polymer80 almost had me
it was 100% a taurus g2c
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>>2022167 bro just red flag law OP and ruin the rest of his day
I'm sure gookmoot will hand over his credentials to the cops
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>>2022879 this
if you're going to eat overpriced hipster yogurt, at least make it a noosa
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>>2023889 Skyr is not yogurt anon.
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>>2023875 based idiot poster
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>>2023904 right, just like kefir isn't watered down yogurt
but it's all basically the same thing at the end of the day
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>>2022044 >take bite of skyr Anonymous
>>2023938 The same way that beer, wine, cider and mead are all the same thing.
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>>2023859 Dumbass,
I already mentioned twice that I would carry in specific circumstances (inner city, backcountry). Same applies to med kits and seatbelts. I don't carry a medkit in suburbia or wear a seatbelt while stationary which is essentially what you're doing while carrying in your daily life. Unless your larp is true (it's not) and people are constantly trying to stab you to death.
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>>2023975 beer is fermented barly, cider is fermented apple juice, and mead is fermented honey water
kefir, yogurt, and skyr are all fermented milk
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>>2022044 Lmao i bet there is some truth in this story with some bait. I am the only person in the woods when I go and I love it. I spend most of my outing along a 2k foot ridge with a trail on it. I value my 20 miles stretch so much I don’t really ever want to go to a trailhead with other cars it just ruins it. Also because I grew up in area and know it so well I am always venturing off the trail. I couldnt imagine being out west with permits and all that or the at trail in may.
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>>2023784 There’s easy ways around that, but even if we set that aside, you could also bring matches.
