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>yeah, I can climb this solo, and all I need is... >these specialized rubber shoes that allow me to grip the wall, without them it's impossible >these shoes are made in a sweatshop factory in bangladesh and the waste is dumped into the local river - did I ever tell you I'm a vegan and an environmentalist? >and this magic sticky powder, otherwise I'd lose hold and slip >and to rehearse the route for months and months until I guarantee I can do every hold >conveniently placed cracks all the way up to the top that I can grip on to >but yeah, I can solo it >"it's all about the mental aspect, that's what makes it so impressive" Goats don't rehearse anything, they climb on whim to lick salt, no magic sticky powder, no specialized shoes, nothing. That's free soloing, none of this artificial, Redbull-Go-pro tier commercialized sport. Honnold claiming to be an environmentalist is what gets me the most. He wears 100% synthetic clothes which cause pollution in the third-world countries they're manufactured with, and which are proven to leech microfibers into the ecosystem each time you wash them. Human wastewater is filled with microplastics and that all runs into rivers and oceans, most of which comes from abrasion of synthetic plastics. Honnold is a fraud.
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Environmentalism=communism=destroying the planet
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Don't go so hard on him, it's solo because if he falls he dies
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>>2028030 Sounds like cope to me.
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Goats are based
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>>2028072 >>2028144 doesn't make it any less true
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>>2028030 Alex Honnold wears La Sportiva
>La Sportiva brand products sold in North America are manufactured in six factories. Our factories in Italy manufacture about 60% of our products. Factories in China and Vietnam manufacture 28% and 12% respectively, but this number is always changing. OP is a fag.
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>>2028030 Bird don't rehearse anything, they fly on whim to find prey, no magical wings, no specialized engine, nothing. That's flying, none of this artificial, Pan Am tier commercialized sport.
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>>2028030 Climbing shoes are just regular ass shoes with good edge support. There are people who climb barefoot.
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>>2028030 is your complaint that he's not suicidal?
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>>2028154 >needing feet to climb Will these guy ever stop imposing their artificial "sport" on the world?
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>>2028487 >needing mountains to climb Like op, I climb mountains in my mind while shitposting from my iphone
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>>2028154 >Climbing shoes are just regular ass shoes Not even close. I have some, they are like ballerina shoes, very specialized for climbing and bad for everything else.
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>>2028567 >i have ballerina shoes Heh, faggot...
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>>2028573 there is no need for homophobic slurs here
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>>2028030 Tame your meds pls
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>>2028030 >Goats don't rehearse anything, they climb on whim to lick salt, no magic sticky powder, no specialized shoes, nothing. That's free soloing Except it’s not, and literally everyone who free solos large mountains does rehearse their route by free climbing beforehand, several times, and often taking notes.
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I climb in my bare feet :)
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>>2028030 honnold is a larp. the true free solo hero of el cap is Derek Hersey
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>>2028601 Except he never climbed El Cap.
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>>2028668 Neither did Alex. It was all high production cgi.
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>>2028574 Heh faggit from south apefrica go away nigger
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>>2028030 Yeah, real men don't need any of this pussy shit like "tools" or "practice". You show 'em how it's done, OP.
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>>2028030 >Privileged hands wrote this post Go back to Boulder, CO you douchebag
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>>2028152 Lol italian garment factories are 100% chinese owned and operated, basically the same as any other in mainland china as far as safety and environmental measures. You should have done a tad research at least before copy pasting a pr statement of you were hoping to drop a "gotcha"
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>>2028154 >Climbing shoes are just regular ass shoes You... you don’t climb do you.
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>>2028844 >italian garment factories are 100% chinese owned and operated, This anon is not exaggerating.
They literally ship working class chinks to work in factories in Italy. Literally entire towns of them.
That's literally how fucking COVID-19 started spreading in Italy.
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>>2028862 >literally >Literally >literally Yes, I like to use that word when it literally is the truth.
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>>2028862 that is the fakest lie i have heard yet, man you believe everything alex jones feeds you
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>>2028863 kek he's saying literally because he's fucking joking you tard
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>>2028030 Will we see the video when he inevitably falls?
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>>2028030 OP's was dropped on the head as a child, and Alex fucked his crush. Simple as.
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>>2028907 >Has no knowledge of what he is talking about >Has no problem making a statement that claim is false >BTFO by anon with links from his favorite jew owned media corporations proving claim >Disappears into the ether after anal devastation Many such cases.
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>>2028030 Based. Honnold and Caldwell, while great climbers are stupidly overrated by an idiotic fanbase that eat every retarded SJW take they make.