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>be hiking at one of my favorite local trails
>see this floaty hanging on the opposite side of the river
>Ah why the hell not, might as well go and grab it
>Cross the river, pretty cold but not too bad
>The fucking thing is filled with water and hundreds of these confetti sparkles
>As I grab it, all the water slides out of a hole and pours all over me and all the confetti goes into the water
>I chuck the floaty to the shore and try to do damage control on the confetti
>My efforts of containing the confetti were futile
>Go back to shore, shed a single tear out of anger and frustration as I stuff the stupid floaty into my bag
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MOTHER NATURE
>see this floaty hanging on the opposite side of the river
>Ah why the hell not, might as well go and grab it
>Cross the river, pretty cold but not too bad
>The fucking thing is filled with water and hundreds of these confetti sparkles
>As I grab it, all the water slides out of a hole and pours all over me and all the confetti goes into the water
>I chuck the floaty to the shore and try to do damage control on the confetti
>My efforts of containing the confetti were futile
>Go back to shore, shed a single tear out of anger and frustration as I stuff the stupid floaty into my bag
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MOTHER NATURE
