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>>2065715
Yeah, some boomer dipshit jumped into one while screaming "NOT THE PUPPERINO!" That's what happens if you don't lead them by the hand apparently.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Apr 2021 23:57:10 No.2065737 Report

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>>2065715
>>2065726
Temperatures and pH caries widely from area to area and spring to spring.

Also he didn't dissolve "immediately", he disappeared into a mudpot and by the time a recovery operation started they couldn't even locate his body because it had sunk god knows how far into the chambers of thick boiling mud.

At a certain point he would have been meat-falling-off-the-bone cooked and the acid would have dissolved him to where there was no point trying to find pieces of him

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:00:37 No.2065740 Report

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>>2065726
>Norris is a "mixed" water geyser basin. While the majority of its hydrothermal features are acidic, some with a pH less than 1, many other springs are neutral or even slightly alkaline. Scientists theorize that individual hydrothermal features draw water from different underground sources

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:02:03 No.2065742 Report

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>>2065715
Yes it does happen but not enough.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:03:00 No.2065743 Report

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>>2065737
>they couldn't even locate his body
Lies.

https://www.nps.gov/aboutus/foia/upload/YELL_Scott_Fatality_IncidentReport_NP16070606.pdf

>At approximately 1903 hours, myself along with Doug MADSEN, Rick LEE and Carrie GUILLES traveled on foot to the reported thermal feature where the individual had fallen in. Upon arriving at the feature at 1941 hours, portions of the head, upper torso and hands of a male subject were visible in the thermal feature. Due to the report of the individual not previously visible, a lack of movement, suspected extreme temperatures and indications of severe thermal burns, the subject was determined to be deceased. The subject appeared to be an adult male. A V-neck style shirt was visible on the subject. A necklace with a cross was visible and was resting on the subjects face.

Fucker died by being boiled alive.
And the sister had video of it. (or at least the moments leading to it)

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:14:30 No.2065755 Report

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>>2065743
I wear v-neck t shirts should I be worried

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:14:53 No.2065756 Report

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>>2065743
>https://www.nps.gov/aboutus/foia/upload/YELL_Scott_Fatality_IncidentReport_NP16070606.pdf
BTW there are photos towards the middle of the document.
Tell me if that looks like an inviting place to go take a dip or an hellish pot of boiling piss.
Also it was surrounded by warning signs.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:15:36 No.2065757 Report

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>>2065743
>A necklace with a cross was visible and was resting on the subjects face.
Kino

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:19:36 No.2065763 Report

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>>2065756
>Tell me if that looks like an inviting place to go take a dip or an hellish pot of boiling piss.
Yeah, nah. Looks like shit. I'm currently listening to the audiobook for Death In Yellowstone by Lee Whittlesey and the first chapter is just retards getting burned in pools.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:21:46 No.2065766 Report

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>>2065719
>muh realism
Nobody cares. You failed your roll so take 1d6 acid damage.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:22:28 No.2065767 Report

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>>2065766
Fuck off, tranny.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:24:05 No.2065768 Report

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>>2065743
>A necklace with a cross was visible and was resting on the subjects face.
>christcucks are dumbasses
what a surprise

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:25:09 No.2065769 Report

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>>2065766
>1d6 acid damage.
every round

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:26:41 No.2065770 Report

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>>2065763
pretty neat how close those trees grow to it

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 00:39:24 No.2065777 Report

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>>2065770
What do you mean? There's like 10-20 metres from the trees to the edge of the pool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 01:41:11 No.2065829 Report

Quoted By: >>2065923

The Bison punt a fair number of tourists too.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 02:50:54 No.2065889 Report

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>>2065715
Yes it happened to me

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 02:56:57 No.2065895 Report

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>>2065724
You will not find anything close to the surface at 700 F

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 02:58:50 No.2065896 Report

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>>2065715
based acidic pool

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 03:01:06 No.2065898 Report

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>>2065763
Just finished that book, shocking amount of children unsupervised around the hot springs made me super sad

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 03:22:19 No.2065918 Report

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>>2065763
>Death In Yellowstone
Sounds like a nice listen for when I'm just chilling on the hammock innawoods.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 03:25:11 No.2065923 Report

Quoted By: >>2066150 >>2066186

>>2065829
How bout the time those jeets abducted a baby bison because they thought it was cold, proceeded to drive it to a ranger station and it got rejected by the herd and had to be euthanised

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 05:46:17 No.2066028 Report

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>>2065724
That doesn't even make fucking sense

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 08:55:40 No.2066100 Report

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>>2065715
No one's getting dissolved immediately, or even quickly. It's an hours long process. What happens is someone who shouldn't be wandering off the trail, wanders off the trail, and they fall in. Someone finds bones or a half dissolved dude days later.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 10:50:50 No.2066147 Report

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>>2065755
Yes they stopped being in style 10 years ago

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 10:53:01 No.2066150 Report

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>>2065923
Holy shit city people are fucking retarded

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 11:38:12 No.2066182 Report

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>>2066147
Why do they keep selling them

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 11:43:08 No.2066186 Report

Quoted By: >>2066532

>>2065923
>How bout the time those jeets abducted a baby bison because they thought it was cold, proceeded to drive it to a ranger station and it got rejected by the herd and had to be euthanised

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/05/16/baby-bison-dies-after-yellowstone-tourists-put-it-in-their-car-because-it-looked-cold/

People's stupidity still manages to amaze me.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 13:10:46 No.2066258 Report

Quoted By: >>2066294

>>2065724
>The hot springs are also close to 700 degree Fahrenheit.
No.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 13:43:30 No.2066294 Report

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>>2066258
I think the hottest pools are about 200 degrees Fahrenheit. Maybe a tad bit more.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 14:16:17 No.2066324 Report

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>>2065715
Its not entirely impossible that they had piss poor health and the moment their blood pressure shot up they passed out.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 14:25:00 No.2066337 Report

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>>2066182
The same reason they still sell crocs. Boomers.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 14:25:18 No.2066338 Report

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>>2065756
Imagine being the ranger that has to take pictures of every one of the warning signs those people ignored. Seven pages of pictures of warning signs.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 14:27:01 No.2066340 Report

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>>2066100
according to >>2065756 (the linked report), it looks like he dissolved overnight. Since he fell in the previous day, he probably had better than 12 hours to stew before they got around to fishing for bits with a pole hook.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 14:27:38 No.2066341 Report

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>>2066182
I wouldn't worry about it.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 14:28:02 No.2066342 Report

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>>2066337
IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOOUUUUUU!

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 14:30:54 No.2066345 Report

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>>2066342
I'm the guy who originally responded to you mate. I've never been a fashionable person. I dress like an alien trying to interpret human fashion.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 14:31:12 No.2066346 Report

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I was just there for for my honeymoon in October and a girl fell in one of them and got burned pretty bad, we saw the emergency vehicles and wondered what it was for and then heard later that a girl had fell in. They definitely look hot and some are boiling

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 14:55:39 No.2066381 Report

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>>2066345
Why live any other way? Who do we have to impress, if we are not at an event that matters?

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 15:23:51 No.2066404 Report

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>>2065918
>hammock
issa whole ass larp rn

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 16:50:17 No.2066464 Report

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>>2065767
rent free

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 16:53:41 No.2066467 Report

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>>2066404
hammockfags really do live rent free

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 17:32:55 No.2066517 Report

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>>2066467
>>2066464
Did you just learn "rent free" and it's your favorite thing now?

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 17:49:58 No.2066532 Report

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>>2066186
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/05/16/baby-bison-dies-after-yellowstone-tourists-put-it-in-their-car-because-it-looked-cold/

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 18:01:49 No.2066543 Report

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>>2065768
>dumbasses
lel, this from a literal (((dumbass))) that doesn't know that the pooper is a one way exit, go dilate in a gay-ass-rainbow-colored hydrothermal vent.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 19:03:22 No.2066612 Report

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>>2066517
Kek. He won't answer this.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 19:27:13 No.2066651 Report

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>>2066467
>whole ass larp
I don't do half-ass LARPs.
Walk a handful of km, set up the hammock and chill like a motherfucker.
Maybe have lunch or something.
Listen to an audiobook or some music.
Play around with the knife and some sticks.
When it get boring I walk back to the car.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 22:42:07 No.2066863 Report

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>>2066404
>and let you larp as a nigger by talking like one
NGMI

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 12:05:42 No.2067365 Report

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>>2065715
every time im in yellowstone, near those i tell people "Go take a nice steam bath guys, it will feel good" The kids sometimes laugh, Parents mostly upset like lil bitches because their kids probably retarded enough to actually do it.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 12:23:47 No.2067375 Report

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>>2066543
If God didn’t want me to be gay, then why did he put the make g-spot in the ass?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 12:29:33 No.2067378 Report

Quoted By: >>2068653 >>2068983 >>2068993 >>2069275 >>2070025

>>2065715
>>2065734

>On 20 July 1981, 24-year-old David Allen Kirwan from La Cañada, California, was driving through Yellowstone’s Fountain Paint Pot thermal area with his friend Ronald Ratliff and Ratliff’s dog Moosie. At about 1:00 P.M. they parked their truck to get out and take a closer look at the hot springs; Moosie escaped from the truck, ran towards nearby Celestine Pool (a thermal spring whose water temperature has been measured at over 200°), jumped in, and began yelping. Kirwan and Ratliff rushed over to the pool to aid the terrified dog, and Kirwan’s attitude indicated he was about to go into the spring after it. According to bystanders, several people tried to warn Kirwan off by yelling at him not to jump in, but he shouted “Like hell I won’t!” back at them, took two steps into the pool, and then dove head-first into the boiling spring. Kirwan swam out to the dog and attempted to take it to shore; he then disappeared underwater, let go of the dog, and tried to climb out of the pool. Ratliff helped pull Kirwan out of the hot spring (resulting in second-degree burns to his own feet), and another visitor led Kirwan to the sidewalk as he reportedly muttered, “That was stupid. How bad am I? That was a stupid thing I did.” Kirwan was indeed in very bad shape. He was blind, and when another park visitor tried to remove one of his shoes, his skin (which was already peeling everywhere) came off with it. He sustained third-degree burns to 100% of his body, including his head, and died the following morning at a Salt Lake City hospital. (Moosie did not survive, either.)

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 12:34:26 No.2067385 Report

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>>2067365
Bismuth.jpg

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 12:50:02 No.2067395 Report

Quoted By: >>2067403

Lesson is put your damn dog on a leash around hazards.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 13:05:07 No.2067403 Report

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>>2067395
yes. Costly lesson.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 15:22:24 No.2068641 Report

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>>2066294
Some are a little hotter, but not much. The dissolved sulfur (and other minerals) in the water let it get slightly higher than the boiling point of normal water.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 15:40:31 No.2068653 Report

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>>2067378
>“That was stupid. How bad am I? That was a stupid thing I did.”
This quote has always fucked with me because this dude absolutely knew he was going to die in absolute agony. He had enough time under terror to reflecr and realize he caused his own meaningless death in such a ghastly way.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 21:00:16 No.2068983 Report

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>>2067378
This is actually the first story in the Death in Yellowstone book.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 21:04:10 No.2068987 Report

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>>2068653
Not to shill that Death in Yellowstone book too much, but like 95% of the stories in it are retards who don't know what hubris is. I can't remember if it was a bison or a bear, honestly probably both, but there are retards who feed both.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 21:05:36 No.2068993 Report

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>>2065734
>>2067378
Thats a shame, he would have loved reddit.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 00:07:25 No.2069162 Report

Quoted By: >>2070090

>>2065719
its literally a volcano

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 02:19:27 No.2069275 Report

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>>2067378
That is terrifying.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 12:05:22 No.2069582 Report

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>>2065755
you should be worried of your faggotry

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 12:07:00 No.2069583 Report

Quoted By: >>2072781

>>2068653
Not in pain, no. Weird thing about burns is, the worse they are the less they hurt. Really bad, deep burns destroy the nerves so they're painless. What actually kills you is firstly losing incredible amounts of fluids, secondly infection.
Source: ED nurse.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 12:09:03 No.2069586 Report

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>>2065719
Some of the pools in the Yellowstone caldera have a pH between 1 and 2. Easily acidic enough to disolve every part of you except the enamel in your teeth.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 12:22:24 No.2069589 Report

Quoted By: >>2069593

>>2066337
crocs are fashionable though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 12:27:46 No.2069593 Report

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>>2069589
In which alternative universe?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 17:00:44 No.2069871 Report

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>>2065743
>The smart phone recorded the moment he slipped and fell into the pool and her efforts to rescue him.
Anyone got the video!?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 17:28:22 No.2069898 Report

Quoted By: >>2069909 >>2072248

>>2065734
Imagine being such a virtue signaling faggot. That to prove to those you're a (((Hollywood))) tier John Wayne hero you run into a boiling water to save a dog. Just take the loss, you're a retarded nigger who let's his dog run lose without a leash. It's going to be extremely embarrassing for the rest of your life that people know the dog died because of your incompetence but better than a horrible death

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 17:32:26 No.2069907 Report

Quoted By: >>2070030 >>2072485 >>2075453

>>2067375
That's not a "g-spot" homo. It's the prostate. It's incredibly obvious that human anatomy is not meant to shove stuff in asses due to the amount of hospital visits by those who do.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 17:33:12 No.2069909 Report

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>>2069898
id risk my life for my dog too, shes my best friend

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 18:26:38 No.2069977 Report

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>>2069909
Well, if the dog meant so much, maybe he should have put in on a leash while walking near giant holes of boiling water.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 19:11:23 No.2070025 Report

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>>2067378
imagine the screams

imagine the silence afterwards

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 19:15:02 No.2070030 Report

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>>2069907
Wrong, you are just jealous because your cult doesn't allow you to play with your g spot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 20:12:55 No.2070090 Report

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>>2069162
>heat is the same as acidity
Did you fail high school chemistry?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 23:37:13 No.2070280 Report

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>>2069909
why is your dog offleash in grizzly country, dumbass?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 00:09:52 No.2070315 Report

Quoted By: >>2071981

>>2065715
>claps have a bad education system
>clapistani tourists ignore signs
>they dont believe the water is as hot or dangerous as it is
>so they go in to "see for themselves"
>fukken melt and die
>"oh noes, how could dis happen?"
>white people get blamed again for something they didnt do

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Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 07:29:44 No.2070600 Report

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>>2069909
based retard

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Anonymous Sat 10 Apr 2021 20:02:59 No.2071981 Report

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>>2070315
What do you mean "they didn't do"?

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Anonymous Sat 10 Apr 2021 22:49:57 No.2072137 Report

Quoted By: >>2072496 >>2073132

>>2065715
I've read the Death in Yellowstone book. In the hot springs death cases people go off trail in areas of the hot springs, are walking around at night in those areas, etc..

In alot of cases where people end up falling in, they end up making it out with severe burns all over their body. Their clothes melted into their skin. They pretty much all end up dying, some up to a couple weeks after the fact.

There were also some stories on people trying to rescure their dogs or children and jumping into the hot springs after them.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 01:07:48 No.2072248 Report

Quoted By: >>2072296

>>2069909
I hear you man, >>2069898 is a turbo faggot, for sure. But that's a death sentence, to dive into one of the hot pools. I'd probably do it for my kids, but I'd just leave my dog back home if I was going here.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 01:11:20 No.2072255 Report

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>>2070090
1) He didn't say that
2) If you don't understand how volcanos can produce hot springs that are both hot and acidic, you are the retard in the room.
3) Heat is energy and can speed up the acidic degradation of whatever falls into the pools. So it does do more damage in a given amount of time, even without the severe scalding damage from the heat of the liquid.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 01:35:27 No.2072296 Report

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>>2072248
for sure, seems like an insane place to bring a dog, especially in a sketchy harness or leash setup. same with little kids and stuff. heck even dumb instagrammers cant be trusted near this stuff

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 02:30:28 No.2072356 Report

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>>2066543
Seethe, you fucking weirdo.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 06:15:16 No.2072485 Report

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>>2069907
I’ve fucked milady in her asshole, a lot. Only times I’ve put her in hospital was because of vaginal sex.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 06:37:08 No.2072496 Report

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>>2072137

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 14:39:55 No.2072750 Report

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>>2065724
So they're alkaline, not acidic?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 15:29:01 No.2072781 Report

Quoted By: >>2073153

>>2069583
I didn't know they had nurses specifically for erectile dysfunction

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 15:32:59 No.2072787 Report

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>>2069909
Imagine simping this hard for another GENUS. Holy shit.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 21:08:30 No.2073132 Report

Quoted By: >>2073157

>>2072137
I'm a fucking britfag and even I know not to fuck with huge pits of boiling volcanic water.

Why do American tourists who go explicitly to visit these things not consider even the most basic safety precautions?

One thing this does make me wonder is how many people get injured/killed in the New Forest (UK) each year by horses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 21:19:11 No.2073153 Report

Quoted By: >>2075512

>>2072781
Yeah, totally never heard that joke before.
It's completely original.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 21:22:17 No.2073157 Report

Quoted By: >>2073188 >>2074379

>>2073132
>Why do American tourists who go explicitly to visit these things not consider even the most basic safety precautions?
White Americans are essentially a race of spoiled, entitled toddlers who respond to requests to not do things with cries of "rrrreeeeeeeeee muh freedumz", followed by doing exactly what they've been asked not to do. They're genuinely the stupidest people on Earth.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 21:32:58 No.2073167 Report

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>>2065763
Why the fuck would they censor it? I’m morbidly curious to see what it looks like

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Anonymous Sun 11 Apr 2021 21:48:04 No.2073188 Report

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>>2073157
This. I genuinely have no sympathy for them and hope they all die.
RECONQUISTA

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 01:17:37 No.2073405 Report

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>>2065724
>PH levels is 6.7 - 9.8ish.
That's alkaline. I've seen swimming polls with a 9pH lol.

And 700 degree water? Literally impossible.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 01:35:33 No.2073433 Report

Quoted By: >>2075410 >>2075456

>>2070030
Nobody's jealous of you faggots shoving light bulbs up your ass, believe me.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 21:06:37 No.2074379 Report

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>>2073157
Actually yeah, now you say it I can think of a few times I thought similar when I visited America.

Although I don't think it was limited to whites, maybe that was because I was in the typical normie tourist places (Washington, NYC etc)

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 20:41:03 No.2075410 Report

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>>2073433
>he will never feel the euphoric rush of a prostate orgasm
Why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 21:25:24 No.2075453 Report

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>>2069907
g spot, p spot, we're just arguing semantics at this point. if it feels good do it. butthole pleasures feel good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 21:26:35 No.2075456 Report

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>>2073433
you can use a toothbrush or a drumstick (theres good videos online to show you how), or if your fingers are long enough. mine are pretty long, i used to play bass guitar

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 22:40:02 No.2075511 Report

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Jesus this board is filled with faggots, repent you degenerates

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 22:40:12 No.2075512 Report

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>>2073153
Thank you, I'm glad you liked it

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