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Signs someone is NGMI

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 17:19:49 No.2066492 View View Reply Original Report

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>he doesn’t keep holy water and a cross in his camping bag
It’s literally an ounce or two of weight at most. Enjoy getting BTFO by Satan and his infernal legions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 17:21:02 No.2066493 Report

Quoted By: >>2066505 >>2067026

>>2066492
is your pic upside down because youre in hell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 17:25:12 No.2066505 Report

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>>2066493
Yes. I failed to keep holy water in my camping bag. Don’t let this happen to you, anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 17:28:49 No.2066510 Report

Quoted By: >>2066514 >>2067925 >>2068489

>>2066492
>I am the center of a battle between titanic and implacable forces who struggle for my very essence
>I am important

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 17:30:57 No.2066514 Report

Quoted By: >>2066526

>>2066510
>projecting your low self esteem onto others
>Thinking that dark forces don’t prey upon everyday people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 17:43:51 No.2066526 Report

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>>2066514
>Thinking that dark forces don’t prey upon everyday people
nice larp
>>>/x/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 18:24:33 No.2066562 Report

Quoted By: >>2066777 >>2069798

>>2066492
>he doesnt carry a sage bundle to burn when the bad vides roll in
ngmi do you even shaman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 21:19:17 No.2066777 Report

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>>2066562
Equally effective, however, sage bundles can get wet, and they also more likely to fall apart and crumble while moving around in your pack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 21:22:02 No.2066779 Report

Quoted By: >>2066785

>>2066492
For me, it’s a salt circle around my campsite

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 21:25:03 No.2066782 Report

Quoted By: >>2066785

>>2066492
>no gun to shoot innawoods schitzos like OP who may be having hallucinations

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 21:28:48 No.2066785 Report

Quoted By: >>2066855

>>2066779
Excellent plan, but the wind and rain can damage the integrity of the circle.

>>2066782
>demonic fingers typed this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 21:32:20 No.2066789 Report

Quoted By: >>2066790

>>2066492

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 21:33:19 No.2066790 Report

Quoted By: >>2066906

>>2066789
The pic is actually from upstate New York, if you were wondering. It’s an abandoned psych hospital.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 22:29:23 No.2066855 Report

Quoted By: >>2066882 >>2066896

>>2066785
Wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 23:00:42 No.2066882 Report

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>>2066855
>demon possesses man and tells him to shoot campers
LEAVE HIS BODY, SATAN. IT IS NOT YOURS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 23:04:37 No.2066883 Report

Quoted By:

>>2066492
How exactly would a fairy tale hurt me ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 23:20:50 No.2066896 Report

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>>2066855
trim your nails

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Apr 2021 23:29:30 No.2066906 Report

Quoted By: >>2066973

>>2066790
The Rolling Hills Asylum?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 00:07:47 No.2066923 Report

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>>2066492
I don't fear jewish sock puppets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 01:11:37 No.2066973 Report

Quoted By: >>2069610

>>2066906
Letchworth Village

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 02:07:21 No.2067026 Report

Quoted By: >>2070925

>>2066493
He’s from Australia dum dum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 02:39:34 No.2067066 Report

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>>2066492
>Signs someone is NGMI
They make retarded bait threads on /out/ that are neither clever nor funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 02:41:44 No.2067069 Report

Quoted By: >>2067186

>>2066492
If I keep a jpeg of a cross on my phone and get my camelbak blessed by a priest, is that good enough? Trying to go ultralight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 06:17:12 No.2067186 Report

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>>2067069
Maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 21:09:00 No.2067925 Report

Quoted By: >>2067939

>>2066510
how naive and foolish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 21:12:15 No.2067930 Report

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>>2066492
>white shoes on the trail
any time you see someone with white runners out on the trail guaranteed they are a softie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 21:17:51 No.2067939 Report

Quoted By: >>2068041

>>2067925
I know, but many religious people think this way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 22:59:30 No.2068041 Report

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>>2067939
I believe >>2067939 was saying that you are the naive and foolish person, seems like he is right too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 09:51:14 No.2068434 Report

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I tend to find NGMI posters are the most likely to NMI.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 11:47:42 No.2068489 Report

Quoted By: >>2069519 >>2070242

>>2066510
Yes, retard. Metaphysical realities affect you the same way physical realities affect you, even if you think you're "insignificant" in relation to them.
Gravity, for example, affects all 7 billion humans on earth, no matter how important or unimportant they are.
Similarly, God(s) affect all of us, no matter how "insignificant" we may be to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 04:46:22 No.2069417 Report

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>>2066492
>holy water and cross
nah pass
i'm a lazy shinto buddist, which means I dont have to do anything or obey any rules in particular.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 04:54:58 No.2069430 Report

Quoted By: >>2071295

>>2066492
I came upon a 70 something year old man on a popular trail in the middle of summer. He was very obviously suffering from heat exhaustion, possibly heat stroke. He was sitting in a tiny bit of shade under a tiny tree. He asked if I had any water I could spare. I told him I was completely out myself (I had 1.5 liters left). I knew he was done for and he wasn’t worth helping. There were other people on the trail that probably helped him. I was focused on my goal and I had no time for him. I moved on without any regrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 09:21:28 No.2069519 Report

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>>2068489
>Gravity, for example, affects all 7 billion humans on earth, no matter how important or unimportant they are.
There is no gravity, you stupid fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 12:50:09 No.2069610 Report

Quoted By: >>2069626

>>2066973
PA urbexer here

how much of a PITA is letchworth to get into?

Ive read its regularly patrolled by the local constabulary

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 13:13:25 No.2069626 Report

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>>2069610
There was one security guard who’d go around in his car there. Some buildings were practically open and you could just walk in. They don’t seem to take security very seriously. As long as you’re alert, you should be fine. At no point did my friend and I worry about getting caught. Naturally, take a look before going in, and while inside, to make sure his vehicle isn’t in the area, and have a secondary exit plan in case.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 15:25:11 No.2069746 Report

Quoted By: >>2069782 >>2070206

>>2066492
NO fucking shit i stopped at a carving of the devil in a rock and meditated and on my way out i found a weed grinder full of weed in the middle of my path

>thank u satan for your gift <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 15:44:08 No.2069782 Report

Quoted By: >>2069788

>>2069746
>t. Jobless rotbrain drug addict who just sits around in his moms basement all day watching Seth Rogen movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 15:49:41 No.2069788 Report

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>>2069782
yes but im also a casual outdoor pro from living in buttfuck nowhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 16:02:34 No.2069798 Report

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>>2066562
Carry frankincense too. Thank me later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 16:13:14 No.2069818 Report

Quoted By: >>2069844

i do have carry a cross. guess I should ask grandma for some holy water. good call op

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 16:34:41 No.2069844 Report

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>>2069818
Or you can just go down to your local church (Catholic or Orthodox since Protestant churches are fake) and ask them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 19:05:36 No.2070018 Report

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>>2066492
>can't lift pack above head
>can't easily fit through a standard door with pack on
>work boots instead of hiking boots
>poor balance from too much weight
>asks about second breakfast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 19:27:30 No.2070047 Report

Quoted By: >>2070209 >>2071280

Stop worshiping Yeshua and Yahweh. Stop worshiping a Jewish man. Stop worshiping a Jewish demon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 21:57:35 No.2070206 Report

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>>2069746
DUDE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 22:00:17 No.2070209 Report

Quoted By: >>2070223

>>2070047
varg forgot about his 9th daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 22:13:40 No.2070223 Report

Quoted By: >>2070225

>>2070209
Not a real picture. He has a daughter from another woman but this is not her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 22:16:49 No.2070225 Report

Quoted By: >>2070231

>>2070223
he still shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 22:25:37 No.2070231 Report

Quoted By: >>2070254

>>2070225
You're a lying agent of (((them))).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 22:42:54 No.2070242 Report

Quoted By: >>2070245

>>2068489
>Metaphysical
>realities
choose one, /x/tard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 22:45:15 No.2070245 Report

Quoted By: >>2070284

>>2070242
They're definitely real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 22:59:41 No.2070254 Report

Quoted By: >>2070257

>>2070231
My only gripe with him is that I’m pretty sure he’s quite dependent on the govt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 23:07:51 No.2070257 Report

Quoted By: >>2070279

>>2070254
He is not in any way. He makes plenty from Burzum in particular. However, he is not opposed to it, and I don't see why we should be. I would much, much rather have French taxes being used to birth beautiful white women than subsidizing the African roach invasion that is currently ongoing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 23:37:03 No.2070279 Report

Quoted By: >>2070431 >>2071271

>>2070257
I agree on principal, I just mean that if you become a government dependent, you need to have a scheme in place in case the government cuts you off. What is Burzum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 23:40:51 No.2070284 Report

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>>2070245
show me the physical evidence

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 02:39:05 No.2070431 Report

Quoted By: >>2070964

>>2070279
Probably the most famous historical black metal band. He pioneered the genre and has been getting money for it since the 90s. Also he has little books he's written and also a table-top roleplaying game (MYFAROG). His wife's family is also loaded, she grew up in a literal castle. Truly native European lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 17:15:49 No.2070925 Report

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>>2067026
Same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 17:45:25 No.2070964 Report

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>>2070431
>native european land
...you do know that prehistoric peoples immigrated into the land mass now known as europe. theyre not native

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 23:00:42 No.2071271 Report

Quoted By:

>>2070279
>on principal

Principle, you uncultured heathen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 23:16:12 No.2071280 Report

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>>2070047
I hope one day I can marry one of varg's daughters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 23:38:52 No.2071295 Report

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>>2069430
Anon, you retard, you failed the test

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