>>2073085Put them in a sealed, waterproof and airtight container. Wrap the inside of the container with a faraday cage. Use copper wire to draw a ward on top of the container. Bury it deep in a depression near a creek or river.
Then, chop down some trees into the river to diver its course so that it flows over your burial spot. The water will prevent dogs from finding it.
Then you'll need a heavy block, and a chain, and an empty bleach bottle, and some neon green spray paint.
Paint the bottle neon green. Tie it to the chain. Other end tied to the heavy block. Drop them in the new river over your burial site so you don't forget where it is.
Write "nothing to see here" on the bottle, to deter.