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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 00:12:42 No.2076801 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2076827 >>2077420 >>2077555 >>2077762 >>2078113 >>2078138 >>2080416

>he packs out his poo when camping instead of digging a hole because the forest rangers told him to

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 00:14:54 No.2076805 Report

Quoted By: >>2077381 >>2078108

gonna have trouble explaining that to the officer at the poo inspection checkpoint

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 00:25:43 No.2076823 Report

Quoted By: >>2077743

>he doesn’t take a laxative before camping To make sure he never has to poo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 00:34:14 No.2076827 Report

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>>2076801
Why do you do this, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 00:39:10 No.2076829 Report

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>>2076827
Because I don’t want to carry a smelly bag of poo which also weighs my pack down, and they’ll never find out it was me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 00:45:42 No.2076833 Report

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So you're telling me the forest rangers don't confiscate your poo bags?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 00:54:56 No.2076841 Report

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They are both cucked behavior but one guy is like 'oh but cuckoldry is the thinking man's perversion I'm better than that guy over there who just does it because he's a prevert'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 13:06:32 No.2077313 Report

Quoted By: >>2080509

What if they DNA test your poo?

Sage

Sage Thu 15 Apr 2021 14:46:28 No.2077381 Report

Quoted By: >>2077910

>>2076805
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 15:48:32 No.2077420 Report

Quoted By: >>2077911

>>2076801
>he's never done a big wall climb
ngmi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 18:22:08 No.2077555 Report

Quoted By: >>2077921 >>2078041 >>2084469

>>2076801
One time I dug a cat hole outside the campsite and I underestimated the amount of poop that a days worth of trailmix would produce, so that hole was filled to the brim with steaming soft serve. I put a layer of leaves over the top but in hindsight, I turned the whole thing into a shit-fall trap. I'd hate to be the one to take a wrong step and end up shin-deep in that mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 21:39:39 No.2077694 Report

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I will one day do a geopoop and post it here.
maybe this summer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 21:47:15 No.2077702 Report

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strange. but i collect hiker poop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:22:26 No.2077737 Report

Quoted By: >>2077907

I don't pack it out or bury it. There are countless shits above ground near busy hiking trails courtesy of me and nobody can stop me from making more. Laws have no power over me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:29:18 No.2077743 Report

Quoted By: >>2078034

>>2076823
That would just make ya shit yer britches mid hike

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:41:29 No.2077762 Report

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>>2076801
I just shit into a plastic bag, toss it into the fire with the rest of the trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 00:45:02 No.2077907 Report

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>>2077737
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 00:45:58 No.2077910 Report

Quoted By: >>2078142

>>2077381
>saging the name field

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 00:46:04 No.2077911 Report

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>>2077420
>he doesn’t do a brown falcon while ice/rock scaling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 00:57:46 No.2077921 Report

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>>2077555

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 03:18:49 No.2078034 Report

Quoted By: >>2078035

>>2077743
You take laxatives the day before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 03:20:30 No.2078035 Report

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>>2078034
Laxatives take a day to work.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 03:26:31 No.2078041 Report

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>>2077555
I kekked out loud and startled my cat awake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 04:37:56 No.2078104 Report

Quoted By: >>2084470

>>2078035
Not Magnesium Citrate which the best one since it clears out everything with it, and it acts fast enough to where you can take it before bedtime before you go hiking/camping.

After that you just make sure to eat nutrient dense foods with no/little fiber and you won’t poo for days thus not having to carry a poo bag with the added benefit of nutrient dense foods taking little space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 04:47:25 No.2078108 Report

Quoted By: >>2078127

>>2076805
I remember the last poo inspection checkpoint I was at. The officer could tell I had been eating a lot of pistachios because of the chunky peanut butter look of my poo. He asked if I had packed all the shells out with me. I said yes. He asked to see them. I ashamedly told him I lied and that I had left them along the trail. He said if I had just told him the truth he would’ve just fined me but since I lied to him he made me retrace my steps and go back and pick them all up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 04:54:54 No.2078113 Report

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>>2076801
I take plastic wrap and poopoo onto a big sheet. I then roll it up along with tp into a nice compact ball and then I toss it into the next stream or river that I come by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 05:18:37 No.2078127 Report

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>>2078108
Lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 05:30:26 No.2078138 Report

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>>2076801
I always turn my shit in at the ranger station.
After lighting the bag on fire first ofc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 05:33:20 No.2078142 Report

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>>2077910
>he doesn’t sage all fields when he sages

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 12:05:16 No.2078305 Report

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>pack your poo
Fucking lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 05:35:13 No.2080398 Report

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>>2078127
I’m not even kidding bro. That ranger stuck his big thick finger up my anus to determine how much more poo I would be defecating over the next couple days so he could fine me for that too.
Fuck America

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 06:12:41 No.2080416 Report

Quoted By: >>2081348 >>2081530

>>2076801
imagine digging a hole and not just shitting in a nearby stream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 06:42:48 No.2080429 Report

Quoted By: >>2081349

Doesn't it just go away or decompose or something after a while, why do I need to take it away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 09:23:42 No.2080509 Report

Quoted By: >>2081320

>>2077313
What if they taste it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 00:43:04 No.2081320 Report

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>>2080509
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 01:04:10 No.2081348 Report

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>>2080416
This.

Just poop in water. It's not like people don't have water filters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 01:05:23 No.2081349 Report

Quoted By: >>2081357 >>2084241

>>2080429
Honest answer is because where there are too many people poo in the same area it contaminates the water table because the poop can't go away fast enough. The are multiple areas of the AT where you can just smell shit on the whole length of the section just about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 01:11:13 No.2081355 Report

Quoted By: >>2081357

Honestly what happens if you just poop and leave it even though they require you to pack it out? I.e. in an alpine environment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 01:13:01 No.2081357 Report

Quoted By: >>2081382

>>2081355
See
>>2081349

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 01:34:19 No.2081382 Report

Quoted By: >>2081388

>>2081357
I mean do you get fined? How do they enforce mountaineers to carry out their poop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 01:40:04 No.2081388 Report

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>>2081382
They don't. It's just something that they shame you into doing, and if you don't then you experience the effects of all those people pooping alter on after it all piles up. They fine when they can, but they know they can't. When people start feeling all of their nosehairs burning off from the smell of rotting shit on the trail is when they learn about packing out. If only a few people hiked, people can shit wherever. The packout rule is purely because too many people are hiking certain sections at once.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 02:57:52 No.2081460 Report

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I poop when I want and where I want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 03:50:58 No.2081530 Report

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>>2080416
9/10 ppl downstream hated this.
The 1 guy had a fetish so ... dw abt him, he's happy.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 13:09:50 No.2084241 Report

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>>2081349
but it's natural

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:53:41 No.2084469 Report

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>>2077555
when you do this, you make a little flag to mark the location so others stay away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:54:44 No.2084470 Report

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>>2078104
im almost autistic enough to consider this

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