>>2078165I was guiding a trip for high schoolers and a girl unironically did this
>leading a bunch of high school seniors through part of the San Juans>girl lagging behind first couple of days>constipated by the third>check with the other guide to see what’s up, says he’s not sure>pick her backpack up and nearly throw out my back>open it up to find it’s filled to the brim with jars of peanut butter and monster energy drinks>my mind goes blank, lose my hearing and sight while my brain tries to work through the stupidity>ask her why she thought this was a good idea>”oh well the peanut butter has a lot of good fat, and the monster will give me energy and vitamins!”>can’t decide whether to laugh or cry>scrounge through some other kids packs to find her actual food>find tortillas and jelly, along with a couple of packer meals, give her some Metamucil from my pack>she nearly shits herself that night from the fiberNever again will I go out without double checking for what another guide might let slip. I miss being a guide sometimes, but the pay was shit and the people were usually insufferable
