I'm sick of having to pack up a mountain of used plastic water bottles and cigarette butts whenever I go hiking. I'm going to my local state park for bicycle day today and I already know I will pack out more plastic bottles than I bring in. When you're done with your water bottles put them in your pack. When you're done with your cigarettes twist the cherry off, stomp it out, and put the used butt in your pocket.
>but it stinks
You smell like an ashtray anyway
>but I don't want to pack out my trash
Then don't pack it in. Stay the fuck at home.

The next person I catch throwing trash on the ground is getting pistol whipped and left for dead at the bottom of the nearest cliff. You've been warned.