>>2090392It's almost always a poo in loo who brags about cooking despite their dishes all being sloppa shits. Here's how to make indian foods;
Ghee or butter in pan
Spices in ghee, pick any random assortment of cumin, coriander, fennel, mustard, cardamom, fenugreek, cumin, turmeric, ginger, anise, clove, garlic, chili, and pepper remember to only grind fresh spices!
Remember grandma pajeeta always says to add whole spices too! Not just ground ones!
Once the fat is nice and orange add some garlic, onions (red preferably to be as stinky as possible), and ginger
Once that is nice and orange you have to make a decision: do I want coconut milk or tomato sauce and cream? Pick either, it all tastes pretty much the same
Simmer that and add more of your ground spices
Throw in some cooked lamb, chicken, or paneer
Salt to taste
Throw in some fresh holy basil, thai basil, or fenugreek spigs
Wah laughah a sloppa shit now eat it with some long grain rice and wipe your ass with your hand when the shit comes
