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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 15:23:51 No.2095213 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2095224 >>2095576 >>2096060

Does anyone here have a “this can’t be happening to me story?” A time where ya just completely fucked up and got lost/stranded lost the light separated from a group? I’ll start with mine. Pic related.

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 15:25:35 No.2095217 Report

Quoted By: >>2095385

Larpers get the rope

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 15:34:14 No.2095224 Report

Quoted By: >>2095257

>>2095213
Not out of civilization but here it goes
>riding bike in woods of my city
>start hearing multiple barks
>prob dogs in yards of houses nearby
>suddenly on my left, 7-11 stray dogs start running downhill to my dirt road
>oh fuck
>start peddling down road as fast as I can
>100m from exit of forest to proper road
>hit stump on road and start flying
>land in ditch, bike handle bent 90deg
>dogs surround me all barking
>lord jesus help
>stay calm, grab my entire lightweight bike to use as shield
>some dogs try to get close but i push with the bike and yell
>back away slowly
>quickly jump on bike while holding twisted handle
>start peddling and escape
Wew that was scary had my heart going for a good 10 min after

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 15:47:51 No.2095246 Report

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>be me, live a mile or so from a trail that goes strait up a mountain.
>The trail is very narrow single track that is traversy switchbacks
>steep but not technical
>kinda like road biking on a mountain bike because you can get into a cadence and fly up the mountain.
>extreme exposure in some areas.
>have biked up before but only got 3/4 the way because running out of water.
>quality of trail decreases significant about 3/4 up because very seldom traveled
>the mountain is just under 8,000ft tall
>TH starts in high desert then transitions to manzanita then mixed conifer.
>the first section of the trail is 8 miles and 2,700ft up.

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 15:57:40 No.2095255 Report

Quoted By: >>2095259 >>2098605

>first day off in about 4-5 days
>decide I’m just going to relax because I have been really active lately and wanted to let my body recover.
>2pm rolls around bored as fuck because I hate doing nothing.
>the days are getting longer because summer
>there is some light weather and the clouds are covering the top 1/4 of the mountain
>think it will be bad ass to bike into the clouds
>little to no rain.
>start getting ready but don’t make it to TH until 4pm because I had to do some minor work on my bike and I had to double back because I forgot hip bag.
> fuck it, in incredible shape, takes about 2 hrs for me to do the climb so that means turn around is 6pm and sun is out until 6:30 so I have 30 mins for the decent.

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:02:42 No.2095257 Report

Quoted By: >>2095278

>>2095224
Sounds like you have an irrational fear of doge

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:04:13 No.2095259 Report

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>>2095255
Ok I'm interested

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:08:10 No.2095262 Report

Quoted By: >>2095295

>start out on the trail
>even though I’m a little sore I feel fucking fantastic once I set into my cadence.
>probably climbing the trail faster than I ever have
>major endorphin high
> getting close to the clouds
>minor snow
> like just a couple flakes here and there.
>I am wearing normal MTB shorts a thermal and a rain zip and it’s perfect not hot or cold.
>I am also using a pilots watch to keep my time
>big face, easy to read water proof sapphire face and stainless body
>Swiss chronograph
>proper adventure watch but it is heavy af
>Normally I take the watch off and put it over my sleeve
>did not do that this time
>having too much fun to stop an adjust
>listening to The Grateful Dead live at Cornell.
> just get lost in the music and biking.

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:20:09 No.2095267 Report

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>finally break into the clouds around the steepest section of the trail.
>I have XC tires on and they definitely should have been replaced by now. But it’s 2.8” so it’s not horrible.
>getting to the part of the trail that isn’t regularly traveled so it is less packed in and a little muddy
>I find myself having to get off and walk steep muddy sections because tires just can’t grip
>this is defiantly slowing my ascent but at the time I wasn’t cognoscenti of that
>watch is still not visible
>about this time I pass the furthest point I have been up the trail

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:31:00 No.2095277 Report

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Type faster dammit

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:31:15 No.2095278 Report

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>>2095257
Nah i played with stray dogs all my childhood, but these were growling and shit

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:35:51 No.2095282 Report

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>at this point the ride is just fucking bliss
>I do a lot of desert riding so manzanita and pine trees in the fog with little creeks running everywhere is a completely new and phenomenal experience.
>that coupled with the atmospheric conditions makes for an almost spooky sublime feeling

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:42:05 No.2095287 Report

Quoted By: >>2095292 >>2095300 >>2099299

>before I move on I should mention something
>I fucking love LSD
>super responsible with is use
>mostly just micro dose on my day off while riding my bike
>incredibly therapeutic
>helps me maintain positive moods for weeks after a micro dose
>macro dose days are mostly behind me, that was college
> did not micro dose this day
>still
> biking and LSD have a strong association in my mind
> will usually experience minor psychedelic affects even without dosing
> I have a feeling this contributed to the magical experience I had on the mountain that day
>I was completely captivated by my surroundings
>It’s still one of the best rides have ever been on
>there were even turkeys

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:51:37 No.2095292 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095287
Where's the part were you go "This can't be happening to me?"

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:53:59 No.2095295 Report

Quoted By: >>2096091

>>2095262
Nice, the grateful dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_qAwxZTUxg

You might like this, it mentions riding a bike ahah.

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 16:56:58 No.2095300 Report

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>>2095287
Well alright Albert Hoff

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 17:21:22 No.2095323 Report

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>at a particular moment the ubiquity of the mysticism and uniqueness of the sensory observations my mind was processing snapped into a still awareness.
>in an instant the energetic exploration and heightened arousal became quiet. I had become hyper aware of my situation.
>I was aware of my feeling of content
>I was aware of how misplaced that content was on that snowy mountain top.

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 17:37:34 No.2095334 Report

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>my mind had but one memory to recall
>a poem about stopping in a woods a few months after fall
>a quite scene this poem recalled
>the same scene I found myself in after all

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 17:55:42 No.2095348 Report

Quoted By: >>2095379

>So basically at this point I look at my watch and it’s six-fucking-:20.
>I shit you not I went from relaxed and dreamy to a fucking panic in :45 seconds.
>I have 10mins of light and then maybe another 5-10mins of ambient light.
>I’m on the east side of the mountain so I won’t get as much dusk light
>even if I start hauling ass right now down the mountain I won’t pass the steepest most exposed sections before dark.
> I was fucking pissed
>screaming FUCK repeatedly.
>I know I can’t panic in these situations but I allowed myself to loose it for just about a minute before coming to my senses
>I felt like crying but got distracted by thinking about the next few minutes and what decisions I could make to increase my chances of survival
>seriously, I just kept looking at my watch you’re tired to you think maybe I’m just reading it wrong
>or maybe the sun will set closer to 7
>there’s just no way around it
>the sun sets when it set
>I’m wearing fucking shorts
> I’m 8 miles up a mountain in the snow.
>at this point I start sending location data to my family. But I don’t know if it’s getting through.
> the first thing I know I need to do is get on that fucking bike and get as far down the mountain as I can in the next 10-15mins
>unfortunate this is the slowest part of the trail. Up and down technical climbing/ descending for about a mile
> I’ll basically be able to get to the fast part of the trail but not ride it because it will be dark

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 18:34:30 No.2095379 Report

Quoted By: >>2096093

>>2095348
Why dohnt you hacve lighnt ohn ur bmike

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 18:39:18 No.2095385 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095217
DC faggots get it first

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 18:54:15 No.2095392 Report

Quoted By: >>2095406

My ex-girlfried told my new girlfriend about my diaper fetish. While we were out hiking.

>I deliberately hike in places without cell service to this day.

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 19:20:42 No.2095406 Report

Quoted By: >>2095423 >>2095424

>>2095392
I dont get diaper fetish, do you like it because of humilliation or cunny factor?

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 19:26:45 No.2095412 Report

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>at this point the pressure intesifies
>I start masturbating
>as I cum, i kid you not, I eat all of my produce just like bear grylls drinks his piss in big gulps
>saves my lovelife
>find my trail
>make it home to my wife

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 19:31:09 No.2095417 Report

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>So basically at this point Im not hungry nor thristy
>my years of watching tik tok have paid off
>All thanks to the /diy/ freshlight

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 19:36:07 No.2095423 Report

Quoted By: >>2095429

>>2095406
Sexuality is wildly diverse, but its something some of us, including me a passerby, just want to wear since we are childs. Why it is sexualised I dont know.
Think of it like a very intense hug or headpat but you can build an entire relationship around it. Also you can be naughty and pee in bed and get told "glad we put you into this thick overnight diaper"

Honestly. Just buy a pack of goodnites/drynites and estimate yourself. That is, If you are actually curious about how others feel and perceive

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 19:37:28 No.2095424 Report

Quoted By: >>2095426 >>2096073 >>2098593

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 19:42:34 No.2095426 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095424
No
Fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 19:46:58 No.2095429 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095423
What was her reaction?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 20:31:20 No.2095460 Report

Quoted By:

Yeah got lost trick or treating when I was 7-8 years old with my cousin. We eventually found our street

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Anonymous Sat 01 May 2021 23:09:05 No.2095576 Report

Quoted By: >>2095654 >>2095989 >>2096124

>>2095213
Yeah.
>go camping with friend.
>friend tells me he had to go take a shit.
>hear gun shot.
>go check on friend.
>friend an hero with a 12 gauge.
>missing his head from nose up.
Stopp camping after that.

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Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 00:19:33 No.2095607 Report

Quoted By: >>2096042 >>2096075 >>2098732 >>2098849

>anyways
>I ride until I cant see
>roll the bike down a ravine to hide it so I can come back later
>walk out in the dark
>about 2hr
>jog the last 30mins because bored and want to be done with this shit show
>mom called search and rescue and I run into them about 100 yards from the parking lot
>mfw
> the guys like “wow your in incredible shape do you want to volunteer ?”
>is this mother fucker joking?
>he wasn’t
> I’m now search and rescue
>could have avoided all of this shit if I turned around 20mins earlier
>mfw

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Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 01:49:13 No.2095654 Report

Quoted By: >>2095797

>>2095576
backstory?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 05:43:22 No.2095797 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095654
Friend wanted to an hero, left suicide note at home, decided one last camping trip was needed.

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Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 12:41:50 No.2095989 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095576
>Son Im gonna head out and buy a sanifair ticket, need to shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 13:44:34 No.2096042 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095607
Shit story kys

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Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 13:48:11 No.2096044 Report

Quoted By:

See tree
its a forest
Theres many thousand trees and i walk right between them
run back out
>run into tree
tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 14:04:16 No.2096060 Report

Quoted By: >>2096063

>>2095213
>In india, in a heavily populated tourist area
>Decide to do a 20 min walk alone across the mountain from one beach to the other
>Mountain is high and sheer dropping straight into the ocean, mountain is full of nasty shrubs with 2 inch long thorns
>Head over the mountain just fine, chill for a bit, have a nice drink on the beach
>Oh no... Indian food not sitting well, better head back to the hotel room
>Start walking back across the mountain
>There are 100 billion different paths
>It's hitting 40°c
>I don't have any water
>I really have to shit
>Every path i choose leads to a bluff dropping straight into the ocean
>Have to backtrack atleast 10 times
>Spend 40 minutes walking back and forth over satan's maze
>My saviour, My lord, My 1.4 meters tall indian knight in stinking armour comes walking up an extraordinarily hidden path
>Ask if I'm okey, i say no i really need to shit and can't find my way back
>Hands me a unopened water bottle and leads me back that same hidden path
>Feel like the world's largest fool i got lost on a mountain in the middle of a tourist area

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Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 14:05:21 No.2096063 Report

Quoted By:

>>2096060
Forgot to add i tried to pay him for the water and he just said no and walked away

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Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 14:14:27 No.2096073 Report

Quoted By: >>2097360

>>2095424
Sounds like you were diddled and don't remember it. Either that or you're a porn addict past the point of no return

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 14:15:52 No.2096075 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095607
gay ending of an otherwise decent story

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Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 14:31:19 No.2096083 Report

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>oh yeah
>I still have to go get the bike
>the next day I just day drink because bike is up mountain and I hate hiking and legs are still torched
>on the second day I decide to drive to the top of the mountain and hike down to the bike and ride it out since this will be easier.
>start hiking and it’s defiantly longer than I thought about 1+1/2 mile from I cross a forest road
>god damnit
>had I kept going I could have had someone pick me up in a 4x4
>get to the bike
>do a quick safety check and it’s rideable
>about this time a rescue helicopter with the cage and everything fly right up to me like they knew the location of the bike
>pretty sure someone called it in lol
>there were people shuttling the mountain that day
>made sure not to wave so they didn’t think I needed rescue
>they hang out for a minute before flying away
>dad meets me at bottom to take me back to get my truck
>my dad takes me up the road I was near laughing the entire time
>nobody in the state know the forest roads like him
> thinks it’s hilarious
>it kinda is
> end the whole ordeal with a good memory with my dad

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Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 14:51:50 No.2096091 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095295
Sick album

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 14:53:11 No.2096093 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095379
I was waiting for a some really nice lights to come back in stock. There is a shortage of bike gear because of bad Cheeto man trade policies and China virus

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Anonymous Sun 02 May 2021 15:38:07 No.2096124 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095576
That is a pretty shitty friend
Why the fuck would he bring you out there just to witness his death

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Anonymous Mon 03 May 2021 18:22:50 No.2097360 Report

Quoted By: >>2098579

>>2096073
No, click this
www.i-schoolboy-in-drynites.tumblr.com

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 17:43:11 No.2098579 Report

Quoted By: >>2099276

>>2097360
How about you kill yourself pal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 17:49:18 No.2098593 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095424
Sounds like a good way to become subconsciously incontinent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 17:55:39 No.2098605 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095255
>Gets so lost, he briefly finds himself in Australia and quickly takes a pic

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:06:18 No.2098621 Report

Quoted By: >>2098626 >>2098742 >>2099378

>Go to bathroom
>have a very wet dump
>grab TP and wipe
>run out of TP but still wet
>look around
>hand towel
>grab it and wipe ass with it
>fold it
>wipe again
>still wet
>wtf?
>throw away towel
>take off socks
>wipe ass again
>finally clean
>throw away socks
(1/2)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:09:41 No.2098625 Report

Quoted By: >>2098626 >>2098742 >>2099378

(2/2)
>come out of bath room
>and return to wedding
>Aunt comes out 5 minutes later
>"HAS ANYONE SEEN THE BATHROOM HAND TOWEL?"
>wtf
>Uncle and Aunt examine the trash
>find socks and hand towel covered in shit
>"WHO ISNT WEARING SOCKS?"
>Wedding has now turned into a game of SHIT Clue where everyone is looking for the shitter
>start walking towards door
>"Anon, Where are you socks?"
>I look down
>the whole wedding party looks down
>"He's not wearing any socks." - Flower girl
>Turn 180°
>leave
>wish I was Camping

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:11:13 No.2098626 Report

Quoted By: >>2098628

>>2098625
>>2098621
Would have been less weird if you just took a shower. Also, fix your diet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 18:11:57 No.2098628 Report

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>>2098626
>taking a shower at a wedding
weirdo

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 19:30:59 No.2098711 Report

Quoted By: >>2098737 >>2099379

>camping with a friend in badlands
>on the southern side
>wall of small mountains perpendicular to the horizon line, far as the eye can see
>further south is just buffalo herd land as far as the eye can see
>mountains form interior "bays" , where they extend out south in a regular pattern
Pic rel is what it look like standing right in the middle of one of the bays, looking south. See how it sorta closes in on you? That's what I mean by interior bay.
>decide to camp in one of these bays
>i make the executive decision to camp as far close to the back "wall" of the mountain
>turns to night
>friend wants to go for a walk
>head south
>admire the starry night sky
>get our fill
>head back north again
>into the bay
>tent gone
>bay doesn't look familiar
>no prob, likely just one more mountain bay to the west
>nope
>friend thinks it was the east
>double down and say we should check one more bay to the west
>nope
>we head east crossing the two previous bays
>start heading east
>each mountain bay takes about ten minutes to cover completely east to west
>fifteen minutes if we check the interior
>all this in pitch black
>cant see shit
>don't wanna turn on light and spook beasts
>keep going east
>five mountain bays later, tent nowhere to be found
>maybe it was back west again
>cross a total of eight mountain bays doubling back
>find it three over west from where we came back in from the south
Luckily, we put it against the back of the mountain. Only by tracing mountain lines were we able to find it again. Can't imagine what would of happened if we just staked on one of the grassy mesas. Always camp with your back to the wall down there.
Also glad my friend was coolheaded about it. Can't imagine what a tantrum my bitch of a girlfriend would have thrown, had I gone with her.

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 19:50:12 No.2098732 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095607
800 posts later.

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 19:52:55 No.2098737 Report

Quoted By:

>>2098711
this nigga callin piles of sand 'mountains'

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 19:55:01 No.2098742 Report

Quoted By:

>>2098621
>>2098625
You were in a public building with probably a hundred other people and your first instinct was to use your socks to wipe your ass instead of just waiting for someone to knock and asking for more toilet paper?

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Anonymous Tue 04 May 2021 21:29:39 No.2098849 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095607
that's it?

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Anonymous Wed 05 May 2021 06:55:44 No.2099276 Report

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>>2098579
Sounds like you were diddled and don't remember it. Try wearing crinklz, theyll fit and comfort

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Anonymous Wed 05 May 2021 08:01:43 No.2099299 Report

Quoted By:

>>2095287

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Anonymous Wed 05 May 2021 12:11:16 No.2099378 Report

Quoted By:

>>2098621
>>2098625
based gigachad retard

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Anonymous Wed 05 May 2021 12:13:56 No.2099379 Report

Quoted By:

>>2098711
>no light

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