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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:21:58 No.2101030 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2101034 >>2101053 >>2101113 >>2101152 >>2101189 >>2101217 >>2101338 >>2101342 >>2101471 >>2101622 >>2101762 >>2101805

Hey uhhhh, guys....how do you shit and piss in the woods??? Help quick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:24:41 No.2101034 Report

Quoted By: >>2101036

>>2101030
do you have anxiety about it? or just wondering about the technicalities? just let 'er rip

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:27:19 No.2101036 Report

Quoted By: >>2101054

>>2101034
Nah I'm kinda new to the whole overnight trip stuff. Just wondering about the logistics of it. Is there something I should do to keep animals away i.e. shit 100 yards away from where I sleep, or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:51:24 No.2101052 Report

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Pls guys I really need help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:52:04 No.2101053 Report

Quoted By: >>2101056 >>2101594

>>2101030
take your pants all the way off too shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:53:17 No.2101054 Report

Quoted By: >>2101057

>>2101036
leaving your scent will keep smaller animals away . might attract larger ones depending on whats in your area. dogs like to eat poop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:53:47 No.2101056 Report

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>>2101053
God damn it, go back a step, this is too confusing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:54:49 No.2101057 Report

Quoted By: >>2101216

>>2101054
I'm more concerned about black bears and mountain lions. What precautions do I need to take for those animals when I piss or shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:21:35 No.2101113 Report

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>>2101030
Shit in high traffic areas next to a trail and make sure to leave a circle of toilet paper around your poop.
This is basic etiquette to properly inform people in the wild so they dont accidentally step or dig into your shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 07:09:48 No.2101152 Report

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>>2101030
poopoo around the trail
bury it
enjoy the view when shitting :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 08:13:33 No.2101183 Report

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I buy my /out/ pants pre-shat so I don’t have to shit them myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 08:27:54 No.2101189 Report

Quoted By: >>2101216

>>2101030
use a fallen log as a toilet seat, or just squat. wipe with leaves or anything you find.
as for pissing just piss onto trees to assert your dominance and mark your territory

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 09:05:09 No.2101216 Report

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>>2101057
If you see one and he’s shitting too just nod and look away. It’s common courtesy.
>>2101189
Yeah man the “poison oak” thing is mostly just to scare people. If you find any make sure to use it. It’s nature’s toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 09:09:36 No.2101217 Report

Quoted By: >>2101497

>>2101030
If there's big rocks nearby the only reasonable way to do it would be to smear slightly threatening messages on the rock for other hikers like
>your next !
>this is my woods baby
>danger ahead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:55:01 No.2101254 Report

Quoted By: >>2101262

Just bring a pee bottle and a poo bottle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 11:07:16 No.2101262 Report

Quoted By: >>2101362

>>2101254
Don't mix them very important. you would ruin all the good urine that could have been consumed
Trust me I have watched beargrills do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 13:49:06 No.2101338 Report

Quoted By: >>2103571

>>2101030
You need to get out and use a restroom otherwise they've put a chemical that paints you when you pee or poo and everyone will know and point and laughed at you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 13:54:52 No.2101342 Report

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>>2101030
Why did you go into the woods without learning how to dig a latrine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 14:38:40 No.2101362 Report

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>>2101262
>not making trail jenkem
ngmi

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 16:31:38 No.2101471 Report

Quoted By:

>>2101030
Get yourself a shovel, make a shithole and bury it.
Also shit 30 feet from your tent away cuz animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 16:56:22 No.2101497 Report

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>>2101217
*you're

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 17:14:40 No.2101516 Report

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Squat down, not all the way. It actually straightens your colon so that it is easier to shit compared to sitting down on a toilet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 17:25:22 No.2101520 Report

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Dig a hole, shit in it, fill in the hole and let nature take its course. Don't shit too close to camp either unless you want animals sniffing around at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 18:53:25 No.2101594 Report

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>>2101053

Primal naked caveman poop is best poop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 18:56:26 No.2101598 Report

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> get naked
> get in river
> start shitting underwater
> rub your bhole with your hand a few times to "wipe"
zero paper to litter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 19:21:15 No.2101622 Report

Quoted By: >>2101759 >>2101761 >>2101805 >>2102834 >>2106145

>>2101030
>get log
>get two sticks that can hold your weight together
>dig hole next to the log
>put sticks on log on both sides of the hole
>sit on sticks
>shit in the hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 22:38:53 No.2101759 Report

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>>2101622
i just squat and shit bruh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 22:44:07 No.2101761 Report

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>>2101622
Please tell me you don't actually do this, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 22:45:59 No.2101762 Report

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>>2101030
Just do a wall sit position against a tree, but keep your legs less bent so you can sit longer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 23:59:07 No.2101805 Report

Quoted By:

>>2101622
This is fucking shitting science right here.
will try this next time i need to shit in the woods, thanks anon.
>>2101030
protip: squat but pull your trousers to your knees, not all the way down. or it's hard to avoid your trousers.
oh and for wiping find some non-allergenic leaves, i use bracken ferns, several leaves bundled up, best wipe i ever had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:36:47 No.2102824 Report

Quoted By: >>2103602

>find spot
>dig hole
>take off clothes
>squat over hole
>bombs away!
>wipe
>cover hole back up
>smile proudly
Great thing about shittin in the woods is how freeing it feels and how fast it is. I have a travel bidet that I spray my asshole with as hard as I can and I don't have to wipe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 02:47:01 No.2102834 Report

Quoted By:

>>2101622
Anon, I...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 22:43:44 No.2103571 Report

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>>2101338
i had this happen and i had to walk back for 2 hours through yosemite and the park ranger woman at the front called me "pee pants"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 22:57:47 No.2103585 Report

Quoted By: >>2103595

Get far away from the trail or campsites and from any water sources. If you're shitting, bury it and anything you wipe with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 23:08:21 No.2103595 Report

Quoted By: >>2103598

>>2103585
or don't. it's all natural. animals shit in the woods and don't bury their toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 23:10:32 No.2103598 Report

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>>2103595
Animal shit is basically just grass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 23:12:23 No.2103602 Report

Quoted By: >>2103617

>>2102824
>Ass full of poopy water
>Doesn't wipe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 May 2021 23:22:05 No.2103617 Report

Quoted By:

>>2103602
i usually just throw a clump of dirt on my asshole and it's fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 22:09:31 No.2105330 Report

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put aloe vera gel on some toilet paper and smear onto your ass before you shit and it's gonna be easier to clean afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 19:28:27 No.2106139 Report

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Just do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 19:33:18 No.2106145 Report

Quoted By:

>>2101622
>Bushcraft crapper
This is why I come here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 19:35:24 No.2106151 Report

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I have IBS, so I either don't have to wipe at all or my entire ass cheek is covered in liquid death. And God help me if I'm ever stuck outside.

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