>>2102735Sir Alfred,
How perfectly dreary to hear from you yet again. Whilst I realize that your tortuous linguistic gymnastics and your Puritan values hearken from the traditions of centuries long past, you really must get with the times, old chum. It is unsurprising that your pitiful organization only comprises 32 members, at least half of whom are old age pensioners and invalids, if the roster on your wretched website is any true indication whatsoever.
The fact remains that this world has far too many things in it which are, and I CANNOT stress this point too highly, NOT on top of other things. So long as this dreadful state of affairs persists, then the RSPTOTOT will carry on its Royal Charter, as directed by His Royal Highness, King George III in 1762, by ensuring that wherever possible, things are carefully placed on top of other things. Do feel free to take your antiquated threats and, in the language of the lower classes with whom you so freely associate, sod off.
With the most sincere disrespect,
Lord Arthur Whapcaplett of the Cream Bun With Jam
