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Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 18:11:53 No.2113928 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2113969 >>2113982 >>2116376 >>2116393 >>2116435 >>2116636 >>2116853 >>2119079

Is there anyway to stay absolutely hidden in the forest? Like absolutely invisible, I don't want anyone finding me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 18:13:58 No.2113931 Report

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depends on location. most places you’ll have to move every few days to avoid being found

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 18:19:18 No.2113934 Report

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Depends on who is looking and how persistent/intent they are in finding you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 18:53:50 No.2113969 Report

Quoted By: >>2114140

>>2113928
Hide behind a waterfall

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 19:09:49 No.2113982 Report

Quoted By: >>2116372

>>2113928
dress like a middle aged woman, you will become invisible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 19:24:57 No.2113989 Report

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I'd say it would be fairly easy as long as you tell people not to panic and put together a search party when they find you're gone / not answering your phone / etc.

Just get about a mile or two of any roads or trails and you are probably 100% unfindable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 22:50:40 No.2114133 Report

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Thermal imaging and LiDAR might expose your camp. So you’d need to keep moving and avoid areas where government/scientific agencies might be doing surveys for resource management. The center of a large federally designated wilderness might be a good spot since it is left unmanaged, it is difficult to get permission to fly LiDAR over it and only the edges might get picked up by passing survey planes.

If you need a fire, put wet cardboard or wet canvas a few feet over your fire to disburse smoke so fire lookouts don’t notice you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 23:01:53 No.2114140 Report

Quoted By: >>2114146 >>2116374

>>2113969
But then /v/ users will find you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 23:05:29 No.2114146 Report

Quoted By: >>2116115

>>2114140
>/v/
>/out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 May 2021 22:03:22 No.2116115 Report

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>>2114146
you missed the joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 03:55:54 No.2116372 Report

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>>2113982
I lagged
And sighed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 04:05:40 No.2116374 Report

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>>2114140

nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 04:07:45 No.2116376 Report

Quoted By: >>2116435

>>2113928

In any other context I would assume OP is doing something disgusting like fapping to mountain bike girls taking a piss, but I've spent enough time here, and it will be something exceptionally gay and autistic like logging the daily average of ducks in OP's woods or military crawling through his neighbour's backyard to avoid unwanted small talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 04:35:20 No.2116393 Report

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>>2113928
become the forest itself, stop bathing, cover yourself in mud until plants begin to grow on your body and your hair and beard are matted like moss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 05:51:38 No.2116435 Report

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>>2116376
>mountain bike girls taking a piss,
Hot.

>>2113928
>Is there anyway to stay absolutely hidden in the forest?
No. Especially if the wrong (or right) people are after you.
For the average faggot you only need to be hidden behind a bush 10 feet from the nearest trail or something and you're as good as invisible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 13:42:32 No.2116636 Report

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>>2113928
>Is there anyway to stay absolutely hidden in the forest? Like absolutely invisible, I don't want anyone finding me.
You have God on your side, Jürgen. Everyone is rooting for you. Give 'em hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 17:26:49 No.2116853 Report

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>>2113928
>go deep in the woods
>dig 10 foot deep hole into hillside with wooden supports
>go inside
>destroy supports and collapse hole
You will probably never be found.

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IHATELARPERS Tue 25 May 2021 17:33:18 No.2119079 Report

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>>2113928
>>2092741

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