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>Blocks your path

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 02:34:25 No.2125081 View View Reply Original Report

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What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 02:35:17 No.2125083 Report

Quoted By: >>2125091 >>2127016

>>2125081
Mag dump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 02:36:45 No.2125084 Report

Quoted By: >>2125145 >>2127057 >>2128689

start flailing my arms and jumping around and whooping like a monkey and hope it's intimidated enough to fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 02:37:27 No.2125085 Report

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>>2125081
BUMP!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 02:46:53 No.2125091 Report

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>>2125083
'Muriga :DDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 03:45:11 No.2125145 Report

Quoted By: >>2125516

>>2125084
Through food at it and sneak away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 03:46:46 No.2125150 Report

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>>2125081
Hope you like .45-70, fuckboy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 03:52:33 No.2125159 Report

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My Glock 20 self identifies as a PDW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 05:01:36 No.2125202 Report

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>>2125081
Gay bash it for being a baton twirler then rape it in the locker room

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 16:49:39 No.2125516 Report

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>>2125145
>ignite the part of the bear's brain that makes it hungry
>run like prey
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 16:59:11 No.2125521 Report

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>>2125081
[ ]Charge at the bear with your pocket knife
>[x]Shout 'Hey Bear' repeatedly and hope this scares it away as you keep walking towards it
[ ]Stand still and wait for it to move away
[ ]Run in the other direction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 17:37:12 No.2125543 Report

Quoted By: >>2125790

Slowly take a thoughtful drag from my cigarette and then mag dump my sks at it. Every shot perfectly hitting the CNS. Moments later a woman walks out only her long hair covering her tits. We make love and she orgasms at least 5 times. I then finish my cigarette and continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Jun 2021 22:24:48 No.2125790 Report

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>>2125081
Pet the cute boy

>>2125543
You forgot to tip your fedora fatass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jun 2021 00:46:46 No.2125901 Report

Quoted By: >>2126594

Yell “NIGGER!” at it with my hand on my pistol thumb on holster release.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jun 2021 01:22:13 No.2125922 Report

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>>2125081
rape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jun 2021 04:12:07 No.2126086 Report

Quoted By: >>2129199

Wombo combo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jun 2021 04:50:10 No.2126120 Report

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>>2125081
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE DIOS MIO!!!!!
*runs away at full speed*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Jun 2021 16:43:20 No.2126535 Report

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>>2125081
act like a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jun 2021 17:47:25 No.2126594 Report

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>>2125901
This is the right answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jun 2021 18:13:57 No.2126626 Report

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>Carry 7 foot crude spear i sharpened with knife
>obligatory “hey bear” chant
>if it tries to come closer I will give it the jab

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Jun 2021 23:21:54 No.2126910 Report

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>>2125081
Become the bears apprentice and learn the ways of bear-fu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jun 2021 00:27:46 No.2126956 Report

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>>2125081
die

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jun 2021 01:29:43 No.2127016 Report

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>>2125083
Fippy bippy
If you can’t do this your country is a shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jun 2021 02:14:24 No.2127057 Report

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>>2125084
That's actually protocol for black bears amirite?
No bears where I live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jun 2021 07:23:43 No.2128262 Report

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Brain it with my walking staff, it has no opposable thumbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jun 2021 07:31:58 No.2128264 Report

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take off my belt and flail it around while making hissing sound

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jun 2021 09:59:18 No.2128335 Report

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>>2125081
>I lock eyes with it
>Hmm
>Clearly this is not an adult bear
>A trip over to it and I'm like, "Hello, who are you little one?"
>I pet its little bear head
>I lay it down on its little bear back
>Rub my hard cock against its little bear vagina
>It's so innocent
>So pure
>I moan when I slip my cock inside it
>I starts roaring for momma bear
>"Ssssshhh, shhhh. It's ok lil' bear," I whisper
>I thrust harder
>Long hard strokes into the lil' bear puss
>I pull out
>Spray my cum all over it's bear tummy
>Its little bear chest and bear nipples are glazes with my cum
>"This will be our little secret, ok?" I whisper, and kiss its nose
>I sneak away into the forest
>t. pedobear

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jun 2021 18:17:26 No.2128689 Report

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>>2125084
Like greenburg

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jun 2021 23:18:58 No.2128880 Report

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jun 2021 06:57:26 No.2129135 Report

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>>2125081
I actually had a black bear cross my path when i was walking one night last year. i saw this big blob walk into the road 40 feet in front of me, i looked at it, it looked at me, i clapped my hands once, and it ran.

but that ninja bear in op webm... idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jun 2021 10:08:42 No.2129199 Report

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>>2126086
You would be the biggest Chad ever if you pulled that off.

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