>>2138002First priority is dealing with car accidents or engine trouble:
First aid kit, blanket, food for one day (dry bread, MRE or similiar), tools to change a tire (or tire spray, if she doesn't have a spare), distilled water (if coolant leaks), engine oil, extra fuel. Flares if you're somewhere with an unreliable mobile network (which color depends on your local codes). Some way of heating if you're in the subarctics.
Second is self-defense. Read your local laws on that. Go for something concealable and lethal, like a wide-bladed knife. Guns are subpar, since they are unreliable at short distances (and she probably wouldn't recognize a threat early enough to engage at long distance), but if they're your only option, pick a revolver with a shrouded hammer. Something that can be fired pressed up against your body.
If you've still got space, put in whatever meme shit you want. But let's be honest, if she had the skills to actually make it through the woods with an emergency kit, she'd already have one.
>>2139160>fak>antibioticsYou don't seem to understand what a fak is. it's not meant to heal, it's meant to stop you from dying until help arrives. If you seriously worry about antibiotics, better get a sat phone and gps.
>>2139167Not him, but the popsicle splints make sense. You won't be able to splint anything larger than a finger yourself anyways.