esl warning, sweatie
> be me (19 at the time)
> hike in wooded area right next to my home (no one hikes where I live)
> neighbor normies get inspired and start using it as a hike zone
> there's this neighbor (29) who is always looking at me and copying everything i do, like running at 5 am and stuff like that, he has a nice gf that lives in the same buildings
> months later hear they go hiking and the idiot breaks his ankle and neck on a fall which idk he survived, he had cuts all over his body from what i heard
> a week later I go for an apple to the kitchen on my underwear and in the living room with all the windows open and she's walking her dog (my apartment is right is facing the park), she's there with 4 other girls and they look at me and i just stare at them for a few moments
> over the next weeks where she is suspiciously walking her dog like every day at the same hour she saw me so I see her numerous times where I look at her
> one day i go out at the same time she goes out and take my film camera to take pics of my python on the park and she gets there, her little dog goescrazy and i grab my snake, she holds her dog and i grab my snake and we're still making very very intense eye contact
> I don't say anything and just go out acting like her dog bothered me
10 MONTHS LATER
> be me (20)
> i make friends with the copycat retard and we start hanging out and she introduces me to the gf
>she's all weirded out and says hi, and we eventully develop the friendship but i really never talk to her, just make eye contact
> she adds me and she wants to be me beffie very forced and suspicious
> stop hanging out with the retard
> i work a lot so i reply to this woman at like 10 pm everyday
> she is telling me her bf is a dork and blah blah
> i never tell her about myself so obviously she gets interested
> i get a psychotic episode from working too much and trying to do the men in black 48 hour day thing
> start talking to her and opening up
1/?
