>>2149255Hippie has split into like half a dozen subcultures at this point.
>Real hippies60~80 year olds, usually clean but might smoke the occasional joint or cheeky can of IPA. Mostly catch them in living in vans or sitting in the back of a chill folk festival. Absolute legends to be around.
>Part-time Hippies (Stealth Yuppies)Vancouver/Seattle/North-Sydney office-drones who put in for their month of time off so they can go to Shambala/Burning Man/Coachella. They think that dressing up in slutty $2000 outfits and posting the pics on instagram makes them legit. They spend most of their time/money on MDMA in the raves.
>Deadheadshey maaaaan, you got money for the bus?
You cant OWN foooood, maaaaaaan
hasnt showered in months
All of his conversations are either about weird conspiracy shit, weed or his idea for an off-grid commune he's going to build out of shipping pallets in the woods.
has literally never worked a job
basically homeless
>Wanna-be HippiesThey're kind of there but where they lose legitimacy is their need to use "being a hippie xD" as a form of virtual signalling.
Wont shut up about how much volunteering they did, wwooffing, how they helped out at Coachella one year etc.
Usually into hobbies like slacklining and hula-hooping.
Is usually convinced that their banjo & bongo drum combo with their girlfriend (usually called Skye, Topaz, Amber or some other nature name) is gunna make them rich and famous one day.
At best, they work 3-4 months of the year picking fruit or other high-paying seasonal shit so they can spend the rest of the year doing drugs and trying to sneak into the ski hill.
Usually they casually virtue signal twice a sentence by mentioning they're vegan or helped at an animal rescue shelter.
>Stonersjust generic cunt stoners that think all you need to be a hippie is smoke a shitload of weed and talk about weed all the time.
Each type is trying to be a "real hippie" but they just dont get it.
