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Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 23:17:41 No.2183747 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2183749 >>2183941 >>2183955 >>2184210 >>2184550 >>2184563

Bros I need some advice just wanna make sure. So I have a squirrel that comes up to my porch that I feed and well tonight he bit me. I soaked my finger in alcohol and washed it good and I put neosporin on before bandaid. Just wanna know if I NEED to go to the ER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 23:24:00 No.2183749 Report

Quoted By: >>2183793

>>2183747
Are you retarded? Then yes, call 911 or go to the ER
Are you not retarded? Then wash the tiny little wound and chill. Either way, your parent(s) have completely failed you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 23:27:20 No.2183750 Report

Quoted By: >>2183793

>feeding vermin, especially near your house

A little bite is honestly better than you deserve. Consider this a lesson.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Aug 2021 23:37:08 No.2183763 Report

Quoted By: >>2183793

Better get on to the emergency room. If they treat you now, you might not die of squirrel bite fever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 00:08:12 No.2183793 Report

Quoted By: >>2183798 >>2183917

>>2183749
>>2183750
>>2183763
Good to know glad I don’t have to call off work for a squirrel bite like I’m living in some Weird Al song

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 00:11:41 No.2183798 Report

Quoted By: >>2183801 >>2183889

>>2183793
Squirrels actually scratch (with their razor sharp claws) predators before they bite them. So either you are full of shit, or it actually got used to you and thought you were offering it a treat and fucked up because it is a 3 iq wild animal.
If you arent larping, and actually are cool with it, next time be more careful. It wasnt attacking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 00:17:12 No.2183801 Report

Quoted By: >>2183807

>>2183798
Not larping. I just wanted to see. I just know conventional wisdom says to go to an urgent care or doctor with animal bites. Right now those are closed but wasn’t sure if a squirrel was as serious. But yeah squirrels come up to the house all the time and let you feed them apparently the guy who owned the house before me let them up on his lap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 00:35:26 No.2183807 Report

Quoted By: >>2183812

>>2183801
Squirrels swipe with their razor sharp claws before they bite with their blunt as shit worthless teeth. Hence quit larping, OR it legit didnt mean to bite you because it hates you. Its just stupid. Be more careful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 00:43:41 No.2183812 Report

Quoted By: >>2183824

>>2183807
I never said it hated me, I held my hand out and it bit my middle finger I was just trying to see if it’s worth a doctors visit or if cleaning it will suffice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 00:49:59 No.2183824 Report

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>>2183812
hate = attack. Point was it wasnt "attacking" you. You screwed up so it bit you. Squirrels "dont" bite predators. They scratch the shit out of them with their razor blades. Tomorrow do better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 01:41:58 No.2183889 Report

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>>2183798
I had a baby squirrel briefly that fell out of its nest in a windstorm. It would bite my finger pretty hard just checking it out onot biting on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 02:06:20 No.2183917 Report

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>>2183793
Anon, you aren't old enough to know who Weird Al is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 02:24:37 No.2183941 Report

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>>2183747
If your not eating squirrel stew by tomorrow night then yes you fucked up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 02:31:36 No.2183948 Report

Quoted By: >>2184468

You monster. Do you have any idea what you have done? Now it has a taste for human blood. Once they get a taste for manflesh they teach their offspring to hunt humans. Weren’t the tragedies of the last Squirrel War bad enough? Must we repeat the bloodshed over and over? Will this madness ever cease? There can be no peace now. God have mercy on us all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 02:47:22 No.2183955 Report

Quoted By: >>2183962

>>2183747
No, you dont need to go to the ER. You need to quit being fag is what you need to do. Buy a Ruger 10/22, shoot the squirrel and eat him like your ancestors did. Or just keep shopping at Costco, letting other men in suits dictate what experimental injections you must have, and wearing a rubber band around your testicles...for safety of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 02:55:34 No.2183962 Report

Quoted By: >>2183967 >>2184022

>>2183955
>t. overweight flyover state chudcel
Go back to /pol/ ya fuckin tourist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 03:07:06 No.2183967 Report

Quoted By: >>2183981

>>2183962
You faggots sure are flocking to these flyover states you mock so much. Still haven't learned your lessons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 03:19:35 No.2183981 Report

Quoted By: >>2183986

>>2183967
No lol. I'm perfectly fine where I'm at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 03:23:16 No.2183986 Report

Quoted By: >>2183988

>>2183981
Cocksucking faggot nigger sperm burping queer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 03:25:18 No.2183988 Report

Quoted By: >>2183997

>>2183986
Was that all your two brain cells managed to cook up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 03:32:03 No.2183995 Report

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You should be shooting every grey squirrel you see, fuckers have ruined the more docile red squirrel numbers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 03:33:09 No.2183997 Report

Quoted By: >>2184216

>>2183988
>says the faggot worried about a squirrel bite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 03:53:15 No.2184022 Report

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>>2183962
Faggots burn in hell and all coastie libtards are faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 09:36:51 No.2184132 Report

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Your'e going to turn into a weresquirrel on gibboning waxen full moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 13:13:49 No.2184201 Report

Quoted By: >>2184564

You fuckers I woke up nauseous with cold sweats and now I’m on my way to the er

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 13:28:58 No.2184210 Report

Quoted By:

>>2183747
kill all grey squirrels. reds only

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 14:08:42 No.2184216 Report

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>>2183997
KEK. I'm not OP. Why am I not surprised that you aren't intelligent enough to figure that out. Let me guess... Arkansas? No... Tennessee?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 18:11:54 No.2184348 Report

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OP here got a tetanus shot all good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 21:14:53 No.2184468 Report

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>>2183948
rebuttal

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Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 23:14:33 No.2184550 Report

Quoted By: >>2184586

>>2183747
my squirrel friend
she has kids now
drops by for some snacks and water almost daily
i never loved a human bean as much as i love this gal. no furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 23:32:33 No.2184563 Report

Quoted By: >>2184631

>>2183747
This is deeply troubling, especially if it's true that you have fed the squirrel in the past. A disease he recently picked up would explain the drastic change in behavior. I seriously hope you went to the ER for treatment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Aug 2021 23:32:57 No.2184564 Report

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>>2184201
you got rabies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Aug 2021 00:26:23 No.2184586 Report

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>>2184550
Do you get any other visitors through that window?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Aug 2021 01:17:15 No.2184631 Report

Quoted By: >>2184634 >>2184679

>>2184563
I doubt it, squirrels are kind of stupid. It probably just thought his finger was a peanut or something especially if handfed. Or it was upset in general

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Aug 2021 01:22:46 No.2184634 Report

Quoted By: >>2184840

>>2184631
It's pretty easy to tell if a squirrel is in aggressive fighting mode. They rapidly flick their tails around and may do the barking noise. In the presence of a human they're most likely to run away immediately if they're mad rather than bite. Probably just got confused about what was food and what wasn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Aug 2021 02:32:23 No.2184679 Report

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>>2184631
Lurk more

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Aug 2021 10:02:31 No.2184840 Report

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>>2184634
OP here no barking just went for the food and latched on to my middle finger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Aug 2021 11:07:31 No.2184862 Report

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Squirrels almost never have rabies. Take that as you will.

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