hey /out/lings today i will share my extremely retarded experience of when I was camping with my parents, feel free to share your own retarded stories too

here we go

>be me, 15
>camping with my family in switzerland
>at a camping centre
>really bare bones, 1 star
>only 1 shower with constant 20/30min line
>the retards at the reception never gave it a time limit so you could hoard it as much as you want to
>5th day there and I smell like disease
>finally decide to give in
>halfway through the line i get a really bad urge to shit
>I really don't want to leave the line so figure out I'd just take a shit afterwards
this is where the madness begins
>almost shit myself as i enter the shower
>fuck it, decide to shit there
>I was a really lazy fuck at the time so I had my own method of shower shitting
>the method consists of shitting on the floor and removing the drain cover to let it fall in
>unleashthemonster.jpeg
>the pain makes me almost cry
>I let out a VERY audible scream of pain
>hear voices questioning if I'm well
>this motherfucker is as thick as my forearms and long as my foot
>the fucking smell
>remove the lid and push it in with my foot
>It doesn't fit
>thisisnotgood.pcx
>step on the fucker
>It goes in
>alliswell.cbx
>or so I thought
>the pain actually gets worse
>realize the log was only part 1