>>2200489When I was younger we moved to Germany for a few years cuz my father was in the military, before that I only had a fruitless mulberry tree at my house, but it was still a strong as fuck tree that was fun to climb.
When I got to Germany I found some that actually had fruit on it, and I picked it, but then the tree started swinging around wildly and kicked the shit out of me, don't eat the fruit. The trees are cool if they don't make fruit, kind of like when you neuter a dog or something, otherwise they're basically tree ents.
