>>220761Speaking as an Alaskafag, it's more that they're big stupid property-destroying animals that other people are stupid enough to feed because they think they're just a pretty part of the scenery. You have not known true rage until the giant retarded deer that toppled your smokehouse and busted one of the supports on your greenhouse is illegal to shoot.
I had this crazy cow show up a few days ago, somehow managed to nose the gate open even though there was a truck parked on top of it. She had an infection of some kind; she was acting feverish and kept leaping around and snorting like she was pissed off about something and her ears were fucked up. Damn thing nearly charged my front porch. This was, however, the one time I actually got to talk to a couple of cool cops; usually F&G treats anything having to do with moose like marriage: everything is your fault. But these guys were like, "Yes, you have every right to defend your property." Seriously, that was a first. Every other time I've had problems with these animals I was certain I was going to be arrested if I had to put one down.
Unfortunately she smashed a hole in the 7' fence by my driveway and left. Fucking animals. This is what happens when people feed moose; they learn they're going to be rewarded by tromping on people's land, and then people like me have to put up with the consequences. Wild animals are not pets.
